Apple To Make "Music To Your Ears" Announcement

supa_k writes "According to an offical Apple invitation sent to the good folks at MacCentral, on April 28th Apple will make 'announcements that will be music to your ears.' It remains to be seen if this involves a purchase of Universal - something Apple offically denied just a few days ago but it will undoubtedly be the announcement of their online music subscription service and the other announcement will surely be new iPods."

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You can't answer all 4 questions: +100, Patriotic

[Anonymous Coward]

1. Where is Osama bin Laden?

2. Where is Saddam Hussein?

3. Where is President-Vice Richard B. Cheney?

4. Where are Iraq's "weapons of mass destruction"?

Cheers,

W00t
Get Your War On

Re:mac problem

[presearch]

Yawn. Troll. We've all seen this now at least five times.
You are so clever, it's scary.
Can't wait for the two 'gay' posts next.

Re:News?

[registered_user]

Thank you. I don't post often, but I was about to post this very sentiment.

It's one thing to report news, another to report the announcement of news to be.

Besides, do we really need another Apple rumor/speculation site?

gay post 1

[Sophrosyne]

Get a job, and buy a newer decent computer- one that does not involve a pentium pro 200- or a 8600/300.
You're crying that your computer sucks- because it does. It is not top of the line- its not even bottom of the line- its like an antique.
Anyways McDonalds is always hiring able people- given you're natural "insight"... I'm sure you'll make cashier in like a few months!

Dear Apple

[Anonymous Coward]

Dear Apple,

I am a homosexual. I bought an Apple computer because of its well earned reputation for being "the" gay computer. Since I have become an Apple owner, I have been exposed to a whole new world of gay friends. It is really a pleasure to meet and compute with other homos such as myself. I plan on using my new Apple computer as a way to entice and recruit young schoolboys into the homosexual lifestyle; it would be so helpful if you could produce more software which would appeal to young boys. Thanks in advance.

with much gayness,

Father Randy "Pudge" O'Day, S.J.

Dear Father Randy

[Anonymous Coward]

Dear Father O'Day:

Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.

I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes together" indeed!).

Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed set comes with translucent cock rings!

Sincerely,

Harry Rodman
Vice-president
Homosexual Liaison Services
Apple Computer, Inc.

Re:Dell dumping iPods, so...

[Anonymous Coward]

I've never poked my brain while picking my nose. I have, however, managed to pluck a nose hair that felt like it was attached to my brain stem.

--Ouchies

Re:You can't answer all 4 questions: +100, Patriot

[Anonymous Coward]

1. Las Vegas
2. the Iraqi dessert
3. his office
4. the iraqi dessert...saddam is eating them all before we find him and them

Re:I just hope...

[Mister Black]

I'll buy your broken iPod for $10

Re:Denial

[kruczkowski]

check this site out:

http://welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

Re:Text of the Jobs announcement

[glwtta]

"Zog? What do you mean, Zog? Zog, yes? Zog, no?"

heh, Ivanova...