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Half Life 2 To Appear At E3

MonsieurEvil writes "Valve announced today (http://www.planethalflife.com) that the long-awaited Half-Life 2 will be appearing at E3, and will be released this year. The NDA for press is supposed to end on April 28th, and quite a few magazines are already hyping their scoops. Hopefully all the teen-angst types that show their superiority through decrying this as vaporware can now listen to their elders..."

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  1. Obligatory DNF post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I still have my $5 down for DNF at the local EB, and have had it there since it first showed up in their books (97 or 98).

    Do I get a prize for that much dedication for a TRUE vaporware product? =P

    1. Re:Obligatory DNF post by ruiner13 · · Score: 5, Funny
      "I still have my $5 down for DNF at the local EB, and have had it there since it first showed up in their books (97 or 98).

      Do I get a prize for that much dedication for a TRUE vaporware product? =P"

      PRIZE? I don't even think you'll get your 5 dollars back....

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  2. They're waiting for you, Gordon. by B3ryllium · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gordon, there you are. They're waiting for you in the test chamber, Gordon.

    I hope they don't go all hollywood on this and do it as a "prequel". Although, that would be quite amusing ... :)

    1. Re:They're waiting for you, Gordon. by demonbug · · Score: 5, Funny

      Half Life 2: Gordon: The College Years

      Find out what it really takes to get your PhD.

  3. Re:Still single player focused? by B3ryllium · · Score: 4, Funny
    I hope they've come up with a brilliant single player game as I'm sick of the focus on multiplayer these days. (Which is one of the reasons I'm so looking forward to Doom3)

    Hmm, I think you broke my sarcasm detector.
  4. Did anyone see.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    that pig just fly by?

  5. Re:Yeah BUT ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was wondering what "teen-angst types" that article was referring to. I guess now I know.

  6. Half-Life 2? What's the full title? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm guessing that it's Half-Life 2: Full Life.

    Or Half-Life 2: How The Other Half Lives.

    Or Half-Life 2: You Only Live Twice.

    Or Half-Life 2: Life Begins At 2.

    Or Half-Life 2: Half-Liberty. (With the third game to be called Half-Life 3: Half-Pursuit Of Happiness.)

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    1. Re:Half-Life 2? What's the full title? by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Funny

      Half-Life 2: Quarter-Life.

  7. Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a mac user, i eagerly await the day Half Life 2 is released, so we can begin the fantastic four-year wait that we have in store while whoever now owns sierra (or whoever they farm the port out to) very very slowly and incompetently attempts to port their game to our platform. Although that is nothing compared to the eager anticipation i have for what comes after that, when upon finishing and discovering that the port they have created is of very poor quality, Sierra suddenly announces "hey, the mac market is small and we don't want to bother porting to it" so that they can simply insult the mac market rather than releasing what they would percieve to be a public embarrasment! That was my favorite part of Half Life!

    Ooh! Or even better, maybe they'll go with the ever-so-popular development model they used with Tribes 2. You know, the one where they lie to the consumers for years, then at the end of the development cycle suddenly react to unexpected overruns in schedule by releasing the product before it's finished, promising lots of patches and a macintosh version really soon, and then firing the team that programmed the game before they can even begin to attempt to fix things! That was SO fun, i can't imagine they wouldn't jump at the chance to repeat their success at completely destroying a critically acclaimed franchise with a cult following! If so, I SO hope that they add insult to injury like they did with Tribes 2 by creating a fantastic Linux version that by all indications could run in Mac OS X's UNIX layer with little more than a recompile, one or two small compatibility layers such as an X11 server, and a trivial amount of slowdown, and then refusing to comment on this despite repeated and wide-scale petitioning on the part of would-be customers requesting Sierra attempt to make the Linux port run on OS X!

    *** /me grumbles and bitterly huddles back closer to his GameCube, where he never has to worry about this kind of thing. Hmm.. dammit, "Navi", i hate you.. ***

    -- super ugly ultraman

  8. Re:John Carmack's Ferrari is on eBay!!!! by frankthechicken · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ooh! Ooh! I want a car with an extra hole in the engine!

    As with most of Carmacks engines, I'm sure there'll be a mod somewhere that'll both fix the hole and create a capture the flag mode.

  9. Re:Still single player focused? by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 5, Funny
    Hmm, I think you broke my sarcasm detector.

    oh yeah, like that's a useful invention

  10. Bugger by mlk · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd finally got my life back in order, no more CS'ing & TFC'ing til the wee-morning hours. I was clean, CLEAN...

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  11. Re:Heavily mod'ed Q2 by AvitarX · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It is a common misconception it was based on Quake 2, but in fact it was based on Quake 2."

    people spouting things like that might have somehting to do with it.

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  12. Re:Mac version? by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Yeah. Whoever modded that down needs to read up on the sordid history of Half-Life on the Mac.

    Oh, wait, I just asked a /. ' er to read. Nevermind.

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  13. Re:Heavily mod'ed Q2 by Renli · · Score: 3, Funny

    "It is a common misconception it was based on Quake 2, but in fact it was based on Quake 2.

    OMF YOU IDIOT - QUAKE 1 WAS THE BASE! HOW COME SO MANY PEOPLE GET THIS WRONG!??!?"

    When you flame someone, proofreading is always a good idea. Nothing makes you look like more of an ass then calling someone an idiot with mistakes in your post. Just a little FYI

  14. Re:But will it run on Linux? by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 5, Funny

    "even if there are fewer Linux games than Mac ones."

    I already beat photoshop, There isnt enough replay value to keep me on a mac.

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  15. Re:Yeah BUT ... by HeywoodJablomi69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hehe, a bit older than that. From Sierra's own site: "TF2 named: 'Best Action Game', 'Best Multiplayer Game', E3 1999". Just imagine how good it's got to be by now!

  16. Re:Yeah BUT ... by Phoenix823 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're VERY right. 3DRealms showed off Duke Nukem Forever (still running on the Quake 2 engine) at E3 in 1998. And yes, it is still not out.

  17. Re:Yeah BUT ... by Warped-Reality · · Score: 5, Funny

    I vaugly remember the first release date for that being july '97... of course, that was 6 years ago. Then they switched engines. Then they did it again.

    By the time it's released, no body will buy it. Anyone who remembers the first DN3D will be dead.

    *smells another daikatana coming up*

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  18. Shouldn't the name this game... by lhbtubajon · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...One-Quarter Life?

    Sorry.

  19. Not on GameSpy by sprayNwipe · · Score: 4, Funny

    It hasn't been /.'ed, you've just been put into the patented GameSpy/FilePlanet queue system. Your web page will be served to you in

    87

    minutes. When you are at the front of the queue, you will have 60 seconds to click the link to view the webpage, otherwise you will have to re-enter the queue.

  20. Re:Halo would be a bad comparison.... by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 4, Funny

    FPS games will mean nothing after this game, unless they can come up with their own massive multiplayer feature.

    Yeah, that was exactly what I was thinking after finishing up the original Half-Life: "This game was okay, but what it really needed was more 13-year-olds asking me "A/S/L?! HAHAHAHA F4G0T!!!" every five minutes.

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