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Firebird Database Project Admin on Name Clash

CapnKirk writes "Ann Harrison weighs in on the "Firebird--database or browser?" name clash. Her take on things: our users feel threatened. We're responding to their concerns. AOL lawyers said it's ok, so the Mozilla team isn't interested in negotiating, but that's ok because we've gotten a lot of publicity and name recognition. And no, we don't plan on going to court." As always, a small group of users are being real asses about the whole thing. Yay.

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  1. This'll teach em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Those database people should've never named their program the same thing as the browser.

    1. Re:This'll teach em by lactose99 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe we should call the new lightweight Moz browser Pinto.

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    2. Re:This'll teach em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How about Mozilini?

  2. Firebird: Car! by ashutoshsm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ooops - nope - I guess they discontinued that, eh?

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    1. Re:Firebird: Car! by elh102 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry to disappoint you, but Pontiac doesn't make the Firebird OR the Firebird Trans-Am anymore. Somewhere, David Hasselhof and Burt Reynolds are quietly weeping, mourning the passage of their valiant steeds.

      2002 was the last model year any of these cars were built. The same goes for the Chevy Camaro.

    2. Re:Firebird: Car! by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2, Funny

      A buddy of mine who drove a Formula used to say "Trans-Ams are like hemmoroids; sooner or later every asshole gets one."

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  3. New Names by benntop · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would be satisfied if Mozilla's new name was just "Not Internet Explorer".

    Methinks even more people would want to use it too.

    Using Not Internet Explorer 1.3...

    1. Re:New Names by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 5, Funny

      But then we'd all have browsers that say "NIE!"....and there'd be the shrubbery....

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    2. Re:New Names by quantaman · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would be satisfied if Mozilla's new name was just "Not Internet Explorer".

      More like

      "I can't believe it's not Internet Explorer!" ...

      okay fortunatly I can believe it's not IE which is why I use it, and yes I do deserve to be savagely beaten for that pathetic attempt at humor, ahh well I only need to decieve 3 people...

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    3. Re:New Names by varslot · · Score: 2, Funny

      We are the knights who say "NIE".

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    4. Re:New Names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And then the next name could be I3PZB (icky, icky, icky, ptang zoom boing!)

    5. Re:New Names by timmyf2371 · · Score: 5, Funny

      My mother refuses to use Mozilla on her box, so I downloaded the IE theme - work's a treat.

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    6. Re:New Names by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
      I would be satisfied if Mozilla's new name was just "Not Internet Explorer".

      Well, they could have named it "Roc" then people could saye it, er, "Rocs"

      "What? Pun Police? Ok, I'll go quietly?"

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    7. Re:New Names by KDan · · Score: 4, Funny

      FINF

      Firebird Is Not Firebird...

      Daniel

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    8. Re:New Names by jim3e8 · · Score: 1, Funny

      As if "This site requires Internet Explorer" is any guarantee of it actually working with Internet Explorer.

  4. I believe the proper legal term is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Finders Keepers.

  5. Getting the priorties straight by sssmashy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Consider Anne's Responses:

    Q: Several sites, including LinuxWorld, News.com, Slashdot and Neowin.net have published articles on the conflict. How do you feel about the media coverage of the dispute?

    A: "To be frank, I haven't read any of the articles. I've got a mangled database I'm trying to resurrect and I've been answering e-mails from people who object to my attempt to raise our profile."

    and yet, Anne admits:

    "And I've spent most of the last week responding to people who read about this on Slashdot and call me a spammer, a terrorist, and a sucker of moose balls."

    Glad to see she has her priorities straight. She's been too busy responding to the flames of Slashdot readers to read any of the other articles on the conflict... ;-)

    1. Re:Getting the priorties straight by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Funny

      "And I've spent most of the last week responding to people who read about this on Slashdot and call me a spammer, a terrorist, and a sucker of moose balls."

      Whoever came up with the moose balls email to her please stand up....

      You da Man!

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  6. Still like my name idea better by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Funny

    I still think Mozilla should take a clue from the automotive world, and call it what everyone else calls the Pontiac Firebird(the Screaming/Flaming Chicken- remember the giant decal on the hood?), only with the typical Mozilla twist.

    "Introducing Screaming Dinosaur 7.0! Now features a Mullet theme(complete with AC/DC soundtrack) and optional CinderBlock technology, which completely disables the browser(but leaves it on your desktop, along with dozens of useless old documents and applications.)"

    1. Re:Still like my name idea better by rodgerd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Naw. Take a cue from the cartoon - you had Godzilla and his lil cousing Godzooky. What's wrong with Mozilla and Mozooky?

      Ready made theme tune and everything...

  7. Re:I'm empathetic... by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Funny

    While most Slashdot users won't be confused by a Firebird DB & a Firebird browser, many browser end-users might be.

    yeah... I can see it...

    "Dammit, this stupid firebird browser sucks. I can find any web pages on it.."

    tech support: " do you have your proxy set wrong?"

    "No, it keeps telling me my query is wrong and I need to select a database first! this this is pure crap!"

    I can see that... same as those idiots in sales keep trying to piss in the vending machines because they are the same color as the urinal stalls. And dont get me started what they do because the odor cakes in the urinals look like a favorite food around here!

    People are so fricking stupid nowdays you have to be careful because names easily confuse them.

    Ok so was a too sarcastic?

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  8. Which is more similar? by cperciva · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which pair is more similar, a web browser and a database, or a web browser and a BIOS?

    It seems to me that this name change had nothing to do with trademark law or avoiding confusion, and everything to do with who has the most lawyers.

    Personally, I think that the Firebird database should be renamed the Mozilla database... because, hey, Mozilla's own lawyers (ok, AOL's lawyers, presumably) have obviously decided that nobody will ever be confused between a web browser and a database.

  9. suggested name change by frovingslosh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps with all the heated argument over the name, the Mozilla browser should not be called Firebird but rather it should be named Flamethrower.

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  10. Re:There is only one Firebird by Skip+Inrechorde · · Score: 3, Funny
    Just like there's only one Thunderbird.

    E & J Gallo Thunderbird.

  11. New name by Webmonger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just call the browser "Flamewar".

  12. Many Similarities... by phyxeld · · Score: 4, Funny

    Phoenix, the lightweight opensource mozilla browser, was renamed to Firebird.
    Firebird, the open source database, is supported by a company called IBPhoenix.
    Firebird, the database, also happens to be licensed under the IPL, which is based on the Mozilla Public License.

    The Mozilla Project's Asa Dotzler has said that "the chances of someone confusing a web browser and a relational database are about as slim as someone confusing a loaf of bread and a bananna". There have now been complaints from Mozilla camp about IBPhoenix inciting their users to contact, en masse, Asa (and others) about this matter... I think that the Mozilla people should really just be glad that the users were only asked to send email, rather than to snail mail packages of mozilla-branded banana bread. Because that would be kind of funny.

    In any case, I think that a project who's name and logo comes awfully close to infringing on a certain Japaneese movie franchise really ought to think carefully before stepping on friend's toes regarding name rights.

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  13. J.A.B.B.O.C. by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's just another browser based on gecko. I think all of these offshoots should be named with some string of numbers that is the sum of RAM required + the amount of diskspace in K) + version nbr / the square root of the number of text editors for Linux * the number of failed office suites + 1.

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  14. Re:Why fight so hard to keep the name? by jerryasher · · Score: 4, Funny

    Firebi~2

  15. Re:Why fight so hard to keep the name? by !splut · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any particular reason to stick with the name Firebird for Mozilla other than the fact it's already been publicized?

    Aw, geez, but they already made up T-shirts and coffee mugs...

    But seriously, maybe I misread something back there, but I believe it is Mozilla's streamlined standalone-browser project, Phoenix, that is going through a namechange to Firebird, not Mozilla itself.

    -ks

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  16. Phoenix's New Name is an Acronym by sethadam1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Few people realize that the Phoenix browser's new name is an acronym:

    Firebird: I Renamed Everrbody's Browser Into a Relational Database

  17. The logical step by Earlybird · · Score: 2, Funny

    The logical step now is for the Firebird project to rename their project to "Mozilla". It's only fair.