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Matrix Sequels To Get the IMAX Treatment
hondo77 writes "As if the two sequels to "The Matrix" weren't a big enough event already, it has been announced that both films will also be showing in IMAX theaters. "Although "The Matrix Reloaded" will open in Imax theaters two or three weeks after its general release May 15, "The Matrix Revolutions" will open Nov. 5 in both conventional and Imax cinemas..."."
The new Matrix films, awesome...
The new Matrix films in IMAX... whoa... oooh... ahh...
Uh oh.. underwear check.
Wow, that'd make Carrie Ann Moss' shoulder-blades big enough to sling a hammock... on...
(slips in to geek catatonia)
Whoa.
So there's the blue pill, the red pill, and what color is the Dramamine pill I'd need to stomach a 5-story high Wachovski brothers film?
There are no karma whores, only moderation johns
Great. He just made a prequal.
"Derp de derp."
IMAX could actually make her boobs an ok size.
Sounds like something we joke about: getting to see Carrie Anne Moss in that dashingly dirty and hormone punishing leather outfit, stretching out in a leaping attack in slow and glorious "in bullet time".
In Soviet Russia, red pill takes you!
I'm waiting for them to try to use the Moon as a movie screen.
SCO to Hell
Underwear Boy: Do not try and check the underwear. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Underwear Boy: There is no underwear.
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.
you have no idea what you're talking about, we do the whole human mining thing for very specific reasons.
unfortunately, they're classified.
-Agent 406
but this is just Matrix on a bigger screen and sound system.
;-)
and your point is?
On the plus side, the opening scene rocked and Natalie Portman's 20 foot tall breasts weren't that bad either...
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan
I think I just found a name for my troll/ska band!
I saw AOTC in IMAX, and it completely sucked.
Actually, you can remove the "in IMAX" from the sentence and it's still true.
GMD
watch this
I saw Episode Two at home, on DVD. The worst part was the dialogue.
take the Monorail to the Pacific Science Center next to the Space Needle that a certain hot Jessica Albo and strange Dr. Evil used to hang out at, and watch The Matrix sequels in ultra-high definition!
Life is sweet!
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.... That's no moon.....
it's the MPAA's deathstar!
Hey! Look at your UID! You're the ONE!
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.
IMAX could actually make her boobs an ok size
You've been playing way too many video games and reading way too many "adult entertainment" magazines.
Those are normal size. You've just lost your scale of reference.
Hit the Reset button and you'll be fine.
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I've just got to chime in here for the sake of all the younger Slashdot readers.
Everyone who had told you not to judge the book by the cover has lied. Its like 80% accurate. Go for it.
Quack, quack.
IMHO, the worst part was C3PO trying to be more stupid than jar-jar... and succeeding :(
True warriors use the Klingon Google
NASA to Washington: "Mr. President, the Soviets have landed on the moon, and it looks like they're painting the whole thing red! What should we do?"
"Wait until they're done. Then paint 'Coca Cola' over it!"
5. Use your profit to pay someone ELSE to clean the seats
1) Your analysis is based on bad assumptions so your result is way off. 2) You're a sick bastard for fucking a horse.
We were so underwhelmed by our IMAX cinema in Auckland that it closed after a few months.
So much marketing and hype, so little entertainment.