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Matrix Sequels To Get the IMAX Treatment

hondo77 writes "As if the two sequels to "The Matrix" weren't a big enough event already, it has been announced that both films will also be showing in IMAX theaters. "Although "The Matrix Reloaded" will open in Imax theaters two or three weeks after its general release May 15, "The Matrix Revolutions" will open Nov. 5 in both conventional and Imax cinemas..."."

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  1. A dream is a wish your heart makes... by dynayellow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, that'd make Carrie Ann Moss' shoulder-blades big enough to sling a hammock... on...

    (slips in to geek catatonia)

  2. Re:Oh wow! Yes! uh oh.. by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny
    "The new Matrix films, awesome...

    The new Matrix films in IMAX... whoa... oooh...
    ahh...

    Uh oh.. underwear check."


    Great. He just made a prequal.
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    "Derp de derp."
  3. Sounds like something we joke about.... by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like something we joke about: getting to see Carrie Anne Moss in that dashingly dirty and hormone punishing leather outfit, stretching out in a leaping attack in slow and glorious "in bullet time".

  4. Re:Oh wow! Yes! uh oh.. by PD · · Score: 5, Funny

    Underwear Boy: Do not try and check the underwear. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.

    Neo: What truth?

    Underwear Boy: There is no underwear.

  5. First predictive post by The+Bungi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Cue:
    • 33 "whoa" posts
    • 21 posts with references to Trinity's boobs
    • 3 "Netcraft confirms - *BSD is Dying" posts
    • 1 "Netcraft confirms - The Matrix is dying" as correction to the above
    • 3 posts asking what the Matrix is
    • 41 flamish replies to the above
    • 12 "Why don't they release 'X' on IMax instead" posts
    • 10 "The Matrix is overrated" posts (modded as overrated)
    • 3 "The matrix sucks" posts (-1, flamebait)
    • 5 posts making some connection between The matrix and Open Source
    • 4 posts making some connection between The Matrix and real life, by 12-17 year olds
    • One as above, but by a 40-year old.
    • 3 "First Post" posts
    • 1 goatse post
    • 1 goatse post with a URL redirect claiming a Bittorrent download of the movie
    • 1 predictive post post. Whoa!
  6. Re:Upgrade? by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 5, Funny
    Maybe I got hosed, but I saw the IMAX version of Episode 2 at the IMAX at the Tech Museum in San Jose. Among other issues, the sound was the worst part! Explosions were cool, but in any medium or close shot, the voice did not match the position of the actor.

    On the plus side, the opening scene rocked and Natalie Portman's 20 foot tall breasts weren't that bad either...

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    Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan

  7. Re:Gah! by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw AOTC in IMAX, and it completely sucked.

    Actually, you can remove the "in IMAX" from the sentence and it's still true.

    GMD

  8. Re:Upgrade? by utopyr · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw Episode Two at home, on DVD. The worst part was the dialogue.

  9. Re:Yay by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 5, Funny
    Wow, this reminds me of a joke that used to circulate in communist Czechoslovakia in the 80's:

    NASA to Washington: "Mr. President, the Soviets have landed on the moon, and it looks like they're painting the whole thing red! What should we do?"

    "Wait until they're done. Then paint 'Coca Cola' over it!"

  10. Re:er, other uses for imax theatres by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 5, Funny

    5. Use your profit to pay someone ELSE to clean the seats

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