Matrix Sequels To Get the IMAX Treatment
hondo77 writes "As if the two sequels to "The Matrix" weren't a big enough event already, it has been announced that both films will also be showing in IMAX theaters. "Although "The Matrix Reloaded" will open in Imax theaters two or three weeks after its general release May 15, "The Matrix Revolutions" will open Nov. 5 in both conventional and Imax cinemas..."."
Wow, that'd make Carrie Ann Moss' shoulder-blades big enough to sling a hammock... on...
(slips in to geek catatonia)
Great. He just made a prequal.
"Derp de derp."
Sounds like something we joke about: getting to see Carrie Anne Moss in that dashingly dirty and hormone punishing leather outfit, stretching out in a leaping attack in slow and glorious "in bullet time".
Underwear Boy: Do not try and check the underwear. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Underwear Boy: There is no underwear.
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.
On the plus side, the opening scene rocked and Natalie Portman's 20 foot tall breasts weren't that bad either...
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan
I saw AOTC in IMAX, and it completely sucked.
Actually, you can remove the "in IMAX" from the sentence and it's still true.
GMD
watch this
I saw Episode Two at home, on DVD. The worst part was the dialogue.
NASA to Washington: "Mr. President, the Soviets have landed on the moon, and it looks like they're painting the whole thing red! What should we do?"
"Wait until they're done. Then paint 'Coca Cola' over it!"
5. Use your profit to pay someone ELSE to clean the seats
1) Your analysis is based on bad assumptions so your result is way off. 2) You're a sick bastard for fucking a horse.