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Call for Papers: Chaos Communication Camp 2003

Aldert Hazenberg sent in this note about a Call for Papers: "Papers are being solicited for the second Camp of the Chaos Computer Club e.V., Germany, to be held near Berlin, Germany, on 7/8/9/10th August 2003. The Camp is intended to promote the interchange of technical, social and political ideas and concepts to find ways to make this world a little bit more friendly to intelligent beings."

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  1. ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot send many webservers into chaos all the time. Maybe the should attend... :P

    1. Re:ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      You know how the GI's can call in an air strike when they encounter resistance? Here's how it works in Slashworld ;)

      michael types away in IRC

      michael: Dam, who's this nitpicking fewl pointing out my speling erors??? Ah, its an IP from some computer club in Germany. Their is even a web sight!

      Lightbulb appears above michael's head.

      michael: *type* *click* *copy* *paste* He he

      Slashdot: Aims a laser pointer at the CCC web server

      Slashdot readers: All your server are belong to us!

      CCC: It's yo... khh... NO CARRIER

  2. Intelligent ? by sigxcpu · · Score: 4, Funny

    As someone once said to Carl Segan, after his speach about searching for extraterastrial intelligance.
    - "First lets see if we can find any Intelligance on Earth."

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    1. Re:Intelligent ? by rf0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course there is intelligance on Earth. Its the Mice. Didn't you ever read HGTTG? :)

      Rus

  3. Re:Hack the planet! by ChrisHanel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Truth, Justice, and Morgan Webb. I mean, dayum. *whistles*

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  4. Buzzword alert!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sticking "chaos" into a name is so 1990's.

  5. The Facts by Talisman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's look at the facts about this seemingly innocuous meeting:

    "Papers are being solicited for the second Camp of the Chaos Computer Club e.V., Germany, to be held near Berlin, Germany, on 7/8/9/10th August 2003."

    'Camp of the Chaos Computer Club' can be reduced to the initialism 'CCCC'. You'll note it is 4-letters in length. The fact that 'NAZI' is also 4-letters in length strikes me as a bit too much of a coincident.

    Just like 'HAL' in the movie 2001 was actually 'IBM' rolled back one letter, 'CCCC' is actually 'NAZI' if you roll the first 'C' forward 11 letters, the second 'C' back 2 letters, the third 'C' forward 23 letters and the last 'C' forward 6 letters.

    11 - 2 + 23 + 6 = 28, i.e. 1928, the year the Nazi Party came to power in Germany.

    And where does this so-called 'Computer Club' call home?

    GERMANY!

    The cat is out of the bag, chumps. We're onto you like hair on a gorilla.

    MOD me up: +1 Sherlockish

    Tal

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    1. Re:The Facts by ChrisHanel · · Score: 4, Funny

      CCCC is only one character shift away from CCCP, and he goes for the "NAZI" Connection instead. Only on slashdot. :)

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    2. Re:The Facts by pubjames · · Score: 3, Funny


      4) some Germans have difficulty recognising humor.

    3. Re:The Facts by DaddyFlowerpot · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not to sure what a fashism is exactly, but if it is anything to do with fashion, then you're right. The number of fashism people in Germany is indeed _very_ small :-)

  6. Oh, look, another M$ employee... by Mir322 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "11 - 2 + 23 + 6 = 28, i.e. 1928"
    (11 - 2) + (23 + 6) = 38
    So that makes 9 + 29 = 38

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