The Science of The Moist Towelette

BoomZilla writes "Just when you thought that things couldn't get any stranger, may I present for you delectation the enchantment of the Modern Moist Towelette Collection. Pictures, interactive demos (I kid you not) and the ever-popular MMTC theme song are presented in their resplendent glory. I was particularly excited to learn that Edvard Munch's The Scream was not, in fact, a representation of stress, but rather a depiction of a gentleman who has soiled his hands and is using an early form of moist towelette to clean himself. Decide for yourself."

Comments

It begs the question

[jonathonc]

why does he collect this stuff? My personal theory is that he's the proud winner of the 2003 Chronic Masturbater Award. I could be wrong...

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[Anonymous Coward]

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Re:Ok, not everyone is gonna get this towel joke,

[KiahZero]

Your humor is so high-brow, only elite people like yourself could *possibly* hope to say something even remotely as funny. Your clever use of a quote from South Park, without attributing it, marks you as a true master of comedy.

I can only long to be like you. If I were a woman, I would want to bear your children.