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The Science of The Moist Towelette

Posted by michael on from the there's-always-someone dept.

BoomZilla writes "Just when you thought that things couldn't get any stranger, may I present for you delectation the enchantment of the Modern Moist Towelette Collection. Pictures, interactive demos (I kid you not) and the ever-popular MMTC theme song are presented in their resplendent glory. I was particularly excited to learn that Edvard Munch's The Scream was not, in fact, a representation of stress, but rather a depiction of a gentleman who has soiled his hands and is using an early form of moist towelette to clean himself. Decide for yourself."

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  1. Don't underestimate the power of the towel by bangzilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think Douglas Adams' (RIP) words regarding "lemon soaked paper napkins" - or lack thereof, on the derelict spaceship close to the 13 mile high statue of Arthur Dent throwing the nutrimatic cup is justification enough for collecting these things. Remember - you always need to know where your (moist) towel(ette) is!

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    Rich people are eccentric. Poor people are strange. Me, I'd be happy with odd.
  2. That Theme Song by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the website:
    Verse 1:
    You're Soft
    You're Wet
    You Smell So Good...

    Chorus:
    I Love You Moist Towelettes
    I Love You Moist Towelettes
    I Love You Moist Towelettes

    Verse 2:
    You're Pretty
    The Way They Dress You Up
    Wanna Take You Home
    Open You Up

    (Chorus)

    Outro:
    Can't Wait To Get My Hands On You
    Can't Wait To Rub My Hands On You
    Can't Wait To Get My Hands On You
    Tear Open, Unfold, and Use
    ...
    You know, if you replace "moist towlette" with someone's name, you have a potential serial rapist on your hands.
    This is scary.

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    Yup...