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The Unix-Haters Handbook Online

kinema writes "It looks like The UNIX-Hater's Handbook has been made availible online for free. You'll never guess who's server it is on." Worth noting that the book was written some time ago, and that much of what is in there is ancient history. But still worth a look.

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  1. Well... by BJH · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... I guess Taco hates Unix so much, he wanted us to see this story twice.

    1. Re:Well... by nazh · · Score: 5, Funny

      no he hates mircosoft so much,
      he wanted to /. them twice in a day ;)

  2. Slashdot needs a dupe section. by vadim_t · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The editors could move the articles there after they find it's duplicated, and this way we could choose to filter them out.

  3. Conspiracy theory: deliberate dupe. by kriegsman · · Score: 5, Funny

    This time the duplicate is deliberate: they're trying to double-slashdot That Company's servers.

    -Mark

  4. AMATEURS by YOU+ARE+SO+FIRED! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cut and paste mirror link from previous article.. I'm going to fire him so hard when I get in to work Monday...

  5. Re:Dupe! by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exactly, they need to move to Windows where everything has so many features duplication is near impossible, not matter how hard people try

  6. C++ = Cobol? by termos · · Score: 5, Funny

    - 10 C++. The COBOL of the 90s
    Let me see. The document is at some microsoft developers homepage, they way I translate this is that "C++ is bad"?
    And what language is most of Microsoft Windows written in? Oh, let me see, C++? Isn't this a bit self-contradictory?

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    Note to self: get smarter troll to guard door.
  7. Re:Dupe letter... Dear Mr. Weise, et. al. by SN74S181 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The fact that Macs everywhere are now running a UNIX is delicious irony to anybody who has read the UNIX Hater's Handbook in the past.

    Apple, mind you, spent hundreds of millions (billions?) of dollars in the early to mid nineties on initiatives to develop their much heralded Next Generation Mac Operating System all of which turned out to be pissing down a drain. That huge elite development team at Apple turned out to be a bunch of failures at coming up with a winning OS design.

    Apple finally had to fall back on the NextOS, which was a reasonable re-working, an evolutionary extension, of the UNIX environment.

    It's one HELL of a load of egg on the face of the Apple zealots and every technology journalist from the period of the mid 80's onward who wrote about Apple's development environment and corporate culture as a marvelous Engine Of Progress. Turns out all Apple has is some pretty GUI layering and fashion designers running the marketing and case design divisions of the company.

  8. Re:Dupe! by smoondog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What about something that just scanned for duplicate URLs for the last 48 hours. Not 100% effective but wouldn't be to hard to implement

    I guess that would be easier than just *reading* the site that they administer.

    -Sean

  9. Amusing reactions here by Spinality · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find it interesting that so many people here apparently think this book slams UNIX to praise MSWindows. More careful readers noticed that this collection of rants arose from people who came to UNIX from other, less familiar, more robust platforms, and who were frustrated by what struck them in comparison as obvious omissions and limitations. Most were not DOS/Windows users, but experienced Multics, LISP, Mesa/Cedar, etc. hackers. They knew enough to realize a) that UNIX wasn't perfect, b) that they lost some capabilities and clarity when they changed platforms, and c) that many of the problems they encountered were technicaly solvable...so why the hell did they still exist?

    Naturally, this book is dated, and the mailing list that fed it more dated still. But the most important thing is this: the book is a collection of self-declared rants. They're supposed to be narrow-minded flames. The result is supposed to be funny. And from my perspective, it is funny.

    There are plenty of reasons that UNIX has its warts, most of which stem from its long, strange legacy of benign neglect under AT&T's care. If its original purpose and vision could have been sustained with an adequate development budget through the years, who knows what we'd have today? But it didn't happen that way. Oh well, we have what we have. We get plenty of value by putting up with UNIX headaches -- absolutely. But it's not surprising that somebody would feel pain after leaving a conceptually clean platform like Smalltalk, Cedar, or a LISP Machine.

    And again, they're not saying that DOS/Windows was the answer, fer chrissakes. They're not actually saying that anything is the answer; they're just using their right to gripe and be funny about it. It strikes me about the same as most of our normal anti-MS rants (including my own). In other words, it's possible to say "I hate UNIX" and still hate Bill Gates.

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    -- We all have enough strength to endure the misfortunes of other people. La Rochefoucauld