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An Affordable Air Purifier For Dusty Computer Labs?
Alcimedes writes "Our lab has a serious issue with dust. I've had a number of power supplies stop working because of dust clogging up the fans, and it's getting annoying. So I'm looking into some kind of small (under $500) air filtration system, and was wondering if anyone else out there has already gone down this road. If so, what did you buy and would you buy it again? I'd prefer something where I don't have to keep buying filters, but that may just be a pipe dream." Anyone with cats knows the feeling. Can you suggest a reasonably priced answer to dust-borne failure?
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First Post?
From an9420@anon.penet.fi Sat Oct 9 13:37:06 EET 1993
this was an anonymous post, i dont even remember where i found it. it will, however, be expanded on whenever i find the time for it. in the mean time, thanks to Theoderich and too all of you, have fun.
decayed kisses,
the pink and purple
tinsel fairy of love
and necrophilia
NECROPHILIA
by Theoderich
I: Introduction
Very few text files have been written regarding the sexual tendencies and practices of necrophiliacs. While most people would prefer to believe that we do not exist we most certainly do as is obvious to anyone who visits a cemetery during our nightly rampages.
Necrophiliacs prefer to go about their business alone; sharing is not a part of this alternative lifestyle as the corpse usually wears out fairly quickly. This is not to say that the occasional orgy involving four or five necrophiliacs and about a dozen or so corpses does not occur, but it is very rare. In this file I will describe common (and some uncommon) techniques which necrophiliacs use to gain satisfaction from their stiff partners. Hopefully these vivid descriptions will encourage you to go out to your local cemetery and to join our ranks!
II: Finding a partner
Finding a partner for your necrophiliac activities is definitely the hardest part. You not only have to gain access to the corpse but you also have to find one which suits your tastes. Granted, some
necrophiliacs would screw roadkill if given the chance but most of us are more discriminating. Your chances depend upon where you pick up your date. If you have access to a morgue it would definitely be your best bet as the corpses there are usually the freshest and have not yet been treated for burial. They may be a bit chilly because they've been lying in the meat locker for days but that really shouldn't make a big difference to the determined necrophiliac. Cemeteries are a bit harder to deal with as finding a screwable corpse is harder to do.However, if you know how to interpret signs this shouldn't be a problem.
If a grave consists of a mound of fresh dirt and is covered with flowers,chances are that the stiff hasn't been laying here for too long. Rotting flowers on the mound usually hint to the state of the corpse as well.
Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. sex with skeletons. In this case you can dig up almost any grave and hope that the inhabitant hasn't yet disintegrated into dust. Try to scope out a fairly secluded cemetery for your passions unless you like a sense of danger to go along with the sex. Having anyone catch you in the act is NOT fun, and if you're picked up by a cop chances are that you won't be able to screw anything but Bubba behind bars for the next few decades.
People are generally not understanding of the necrophiliac lifestyle, so it will probably be a long time before we can come out of the closet.
III: Preparation
Depending upon where you are at this point you'll have either a little or a lot of work to do. The person in the morgue will obviously have to do little more than to open the locker, pull the corpse out and bang away. If you're one of the cemetery people you'll have more work to do. An experienced necrophiliac is always equipped with the bare essentials: a shovel, vaseline and a box of rubbers. Why the shovel is needed should be obvious, but if the ground is hard then you might need more equipment to dig up your date. Vaseline is used to loosen the corpse up a bit. This makes it less likely for a body part to break off while
you're having fun and it also prevents your mantool from becoming too irritated while screwing the dried out pussy. The BOX of condoms is used to play it safe; no necrophiliac should be without it. You never know which STDs your partner had during his/her lifetime, and believe me, it doesn't get any better after the person dies. You can put on more than one rubber for extra protection if it is warranted, but screwing a corpse without
ScottK drove down to the corner of Lame and IRC looking for a party.
There he found the most incredible machine on earth. It was called the kc-suckulator 30001. Price "FREE"
ScottK couldn't believe his eyes. So he got one, and boy could it suck.
ScottK is on his 5th one now.
ScottK writes, this thing can suck a golfball through a garden hose, or an anus (yes i've tried it).
Am I lucidly forcasting the future or did I just see this "ask slashdot" question a short while back? You mean there is so little going on that the eds feel the need to post recent history as news? Or perhaps they didn't feel the question was adequately addressed the first time around? Looks more like a wake up call to see if anyone is actually reading the damn thing (which there is. sometimes. occasionally. ho hum...).
:::Horrendous Experiences Make Amusing Anecdotes:::
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lol that's funny. I use a lot of military doctrine in my home, too. For example, once an entire platoon raped your mother and I rape her about once a week. Unlike the GIs I don't hold a gun to her head while I do it. I shove it up her ass.
$2.99 cheap and effective. But I'm not talking about Windex I'm talking about your mom's blowjobs.
Nogami, what is that, Indian? Go make me a slurpee, Nogami, and give me one of those little "wassup" ligthers, too. I love that shit. Is it true you people eat your own children? I think I'll pass on that hot dog, Nogami. I don't want to be muching on little Nogamette. Hey, what are you doing? Why are you unzipping your pants? Put your pants back on! Oh ... I get it. "Little Nogamette." Ha ha. Cripes, look at that thing. Looks like a fleck of curry. How do you wack off with that, do you wrap that little dot on your head around it? Okay, I gotta go Nogami. See you tomorrow morning when I get my paper and coffee, ya little sand nig you. What's that? You're asian? Whatever, a nigger is a nigger. Here, balance my checkbook you little numbers chink, you. And don't put so much starch in my shirt next time.
Isuzu might disagree with you. CR sucks ass. It sucks the fecal sludge right outta your asshole, you fucking faggot. It then pukes your own shit into your sister's bloody twat, and then makes your dog lick up the mess. While your dad watches and masturbates. That's what Consumer Reports is.
You are misleading what was said.
It was:
I would recommend spending the 5$ or so to get a copy
of the air filters report from http://www.consumerreports.org
(no I don't work for them, I'm just a fan:)
I can make no arguemnt against such ignorance.
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