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Darth Vader Sculpture on Washington National Cathedral

Michael Breeden writes "Star Wars has apparently taken another step in becoming part of our national history. The Washington National Cathedral, during its expansion, has placed a sculpture of Darth Vader's head into the carvings around one of the exterior arches. This space is normally reserved for grotesques (gargoyles), and ol' Darth seems to have fit the bill. "

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  1. This violates the separation of church and state! by Dutchmaan · · Score: 2, Funny

    A clear violation!

  2. Another idea... by DJPenguin · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... Moe the bartender (simpsons) would make a MUCH scarier gargoyle!

    1. Re:Another idea... by micromoog · · Score: 2, Funny
      Misquoting Simpsons is an offense punishable by death.

      Off to the guillotine with you then.

      "I've been called ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, but never ugly-ugly."

  3. hosed. by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 4, Funny

    I find your lack of server bandwidth disturbing...

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    1. Re:hosed. by johnalex · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great. The Bazaar has slashdotted the Cathedral.

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    2. Re:hosed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      that's amazingly witty. post it again so we can mod it up further. :)

    3. Re:hosed. by bofkentucky · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the /. effect

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  4. Luke... by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am your holy father!

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  5. that's nothing... by carpe_noctem · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've got Jar-Jar's head on a stake in my front lawn. Much more pleasing to the eye, imo.

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  6. Mixing of religions? by NetDanzr · · Score: 2, Funny

    So the church isn't shy of putting up a bust of the second in command of another religion. I'm wondering whether (and when) they'll add people like Ayatollah Khomeini to the mix...

  7. Slashdot Sin? by Damek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't there something inherently wrong with Slashdotting a webserver of the Church?

  8. Luke... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 5, Funny

    Join me, and together we'll harness the power of the slashdot, and spread 'cannot find server' errors across the galaxy.

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  9. Darth Vader ... What about a Klingon head? by ACK!! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ooops there are good guys now.

    forgot.

    What about a Romulan statue stabbing jesus with a phaser right above the alter?

    Darth could be on the other side with the light saber with angels of long dead jedi coming down...

    Sorry, I digress into blasephemy and damn its fun!

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  10. Your server.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    has failed me for the last time....'

  11. Hosed or choked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your servers have failed me for the LAST time...

  12. Commandments #11 & 12 by kmahan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's bandwidth.

    Thou shalt not slashdot thy neighbor's server.

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  13. St. Anakin by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 4, Funny

    In honor of Lord Vader's contributions to the Washington National Cathedral, he will be remembered as Saint Anakin, who performed the miracle of telepathetically choking sinners.

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    1. Re:St. Anakin by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yippee!

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    2. Re:St. Anakin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...who performed the miracle of telepathetically choking sinners.

      Is that like a weak attempt at telepathy?

  14. Not Darth Vader! by joldc · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear from reliable sources that it is not in fact Darth Vader. Instead, it is William Shatner in a Darth Vader mask.

  15. Re:I'm speechless by reflexreaction · · Score: 4, Funny
    I've been to the National Cathedral... it's a beautiful place, even for pagans such as myself. Why would they carve a Darth Vader into the arches?

    Though the Darth Vader head is new to me there has been a much scarier human "gargoyle" has been there for many years. This human gargoyle is a LAWYER. For a brief history of gargoyles check this out Some info about the human "gargoyle" is near the bottom.

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  16. Re:This violates the separation of church and stat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    DV isn't head of State, he's head of Government. DS is head of State. He finds your lack of political knowledge disturbing.

  17. an appropriate message of the day by spasm · · Score: 1, Funny
    You have to love that the MOTD under this article is:
    "I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature. - Thomas Jefferson"
  18. Re:Knight Envy by k3v0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    the jedi faith is huge in the UK http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/archive/18448 .html

  19. Film tycoon buys ticket to heaven by jdgeorge · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to a visibly self-impressed George Lucas, "yeah, if I had a nickel for every time someone told me it's easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven, I'd still be filthy rich. But seriously, I figure all you need is an inside man at the church. According to my metaphysical effects team at ILM, a gargoyle at the National Cathedral should let me bypass all those philanthropic hoops John D. Rockefeller had to jump through."

    (Parody? Perhaps....)

  20. If the Cathedral has Vader... by 10Ghz · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Does that mean that the Bazaar has Luke Skywalker?

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  21. /. IS from the darkside! by QEDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yoda: "The /. clouds everything, impossible to see the page it has become"

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  22. Good work... by jcronen · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now look what you've done, you've gone and Slashdotted the National Cathedral.

    God's gonna be pissed...

  23. Re:I'm speechless by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know, but I suspect after this /.ing CmdrTaco will has earned his place high in the arches also.

  24. Re:Mirrors by redtail1 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Not much faster, though. Wasn't this posted a long time ago?

    Sure. In a galaxy far far away...

  25. Re:This violates the separation of church and stat by digitalgiblet · · Score: 2, Funny

    I find your lack of faith disturbing...

  26. My favorite Nat'l Cathedral Gargoyle... by nazgul000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heh. This article evokes some memories for me. As a previous poster mentioned, there are hordes of unique gargoyles on the National Cathedral (I had lots of time to check them out as a student on the Cathedral Close in the 90s).

    By far my favorite is a gargoyle facing NCS, the Cathedral-affiliated girl's school. It's carved to resemble a constuction worker lewdly whistling at the nymphets passing by on their way to class...

  27. Re:I'm speechless by koreth · · Score: 5, Funny
    strippers and waiters from an old Georgetown strip club.
    hi mom!
    I really hope that was your signature.
  28. In other related news... by gosand · · Score: 2, Funny
    In other news, George Lucas has sued the Church for unauthorized use of the Darth Vader image.

    He has also reportedly been in quite a lawsuit with Lucifer over his soul, claiming that when he sold it he was promised that the Star Wars prequels would be awesome. Lucifer is countering that they were a slam dunk but Lucas f'd them up by reselling his soul to corporate America.

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  29. DMCA? Copyright? by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What are the implications of putting Lucasarts intellectual property on a public cathedral?

    If we allow the Star Wars saga to be written in stone, how will George Lucas collect royalties from people 10,000 years in the future who gaze at the carvings?

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  30. Stabbed with a phaser... by karlandtanya · · Score: 2, Funny

    Early in the morning in the middle of the night,
    Two dead boys started a fight.
    Back to back, they faced each other,
    Turned around, drew their swords, and shot each other.
    A deaf policeman hear the noise,
    And he arrested the two dead boys.

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  31. Re:Fastest Slashdot effect in history by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't be too proud of this architectural terror you've constructed. The ability to carve a head in stone is insignificant next to the power of a Slashdotting.

    I find your lack of bandwidth disturbing...

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  32. Re:I'm speechless by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darth Vader is distinctly American, I suppose.

    No, he's from Tatooine. Geez, Americans want to take credit for everything!