Suse 8.2 was not reviewed - in fact it was never released! This entire article is a lie! We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back. As for The Register, I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day.
-- Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Re:This did not happen
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water-and-sewer
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Wow, Mohammed Saeed Al Sahaf has his own Slashdot user number.
This will be funny once or twice. After that I look forward to modding you DOWN, dude.
What about Natalie Portman? Is she registered?
-- If this were Usenet, I'd killfile the lot of you.
After that I look forward to modding you DOWN, dude.
You can try. I will welcome you with bullets and shoes. Some moderators tried already to downvote me; by the grace of Allah they were destroyed. They will try to enter Baghdad, and I think this is where their graveyard will be. Iraq will spread them even more and chop them up.
-- Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Version numbers
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Anonymous Coward
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You don't have to read the article to know that RedHat 9.0 is better than SuSE 8.2. Linux 2.5 is the worst. It's way behind the rest of the pack.
I'm going to tell RMS that you didn't call it GNU/Linux! You'll be sorry when the jackbooted thugs break into your mom's basement and beat you to within an inch of your life, all the time yelling, "GNU/Linux! GNU/Linux! GNU/Linux!"
Who's scared of the BSA, governemnt, multinational corporations, the CIA, or terrorists? You should be scared of the FSF!
A copy of SuSE - $50 A second 20 gig Hard Drive - ~$75 Being able to switch OSes with a simple reboot - Priceless
There are something money can't buy. For everything else, there is larger storage.
Re:Misinformation Minister
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Anonymous Coward
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Your anti-american attitude has been reported to the office of homeland defence. Please stay where you are, you will be picked up shortly. Be sure to have your citizenship papers with you so they can be destroyed.
Re:This is a good review
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Rudy+Rodarte
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Sorry, I only listen to reviews from Eugenia. Thats why I still run windows 3.11!
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Suse 8.2 was not reviewed - in fact it was never released! This entire article is a lie! We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back. As for The Register, I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day.
Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
You don't have to read the article to know that RedHat 9.0 is better than SuSE 8.2. Linux 2.5 is the worst. It's way behind the rest of the pack.
I'm going to tell RMS that you didn't call it GNU/Linux! You'll be sorry when the jackbooted thugs break into your mom's basement and beat you to within an inch of your life, all the time yelling, "GNU/Linux! GNU/Linux! GNU/Linux!"
Who's scared of the BSA, governemnt, multinational corporations, the CIA, or terrorists? You should be scared of the FSF!
Dear Suzy,
Congratulations on your new version 8.2! Your pics on the Register are hot. I think I'll install you on my new P4.
Love,
Linus
BEWARE! Link to article written by Eugenia! DON'T CLICK!!
michael says: "Wow, the Register can actually be nice?"
Thank goodness we can rely upon you to pick up the slack, though.
Oh, I've been calling "Soooooossss", all slow and exaggerated out like that. I feel like a freaking idiot.
Thanks for the acronym and pronunciation information.
However, I don't feel ALL dumb because at least I didn't mispell the word proNUNciation (although I probably mispelled others).
Okay, now I feel like a pud again for spontaneously turning into a grammar officer.
Dammit SuSE! Why couldn't you have been easy to pronounce in the first place and saved me all this shame?
A copy of SuSE - $50
A second 20 gig Hard Drive - ~$75
Being able to switch OSes with a simple reboot - Priceless
There are something money can't buy. For everything else, there is larger storage.
Your anti-american attitude has been reported to the office of homeland defence. Please stay where you are, you will be picked up shortly. Be sure to have your citizenship papers with you so they can be destroyed.
Sorry, I only listen to reviews from Eugenia. Thats why I still run windows 3.11!
What, me Tweet?