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Microsoft Rolls Out iLoo

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the one-square-at-a-time dept.

TommyTyker writes "According to this CNet article, Microsoft is using England as a test bed for the iLoo -- a 'PortaJohn' that allows the 'user' to surf the net while taking care of 'business.' MSN is even looking at getting TP manufacturers to create some of their product with URL's printed on them. Pooptastic!" Life does not imitate the Onion. No, sir.

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  1. Re:FIRST fucking POST by (TK8)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I fail it.

  2. While we're on the subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Kind of OT, kind of on subject, but while i have a chance to get everyone's attention i have a question i'd like to ask.

    About the time that Microsoft launched thestreet.com someone had this absolutely hilarious parody site put together that was more or less indistinguishable visually from thestreet.com, but catalogued nothing but NYC bathroom facilities. The site was incredibly intricate, and did indeed actually contain real content, with street maps to various public toilets, and reviews and actual pictures of each one.

    Then I lost the URL.

    DId anyone see this, does anyone know what i'm talking about, does anyone have the URL? Thanks :)

  3. In Soviet Russia by Hooya · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    .. the MSN craps on you while you're surfing the net. oh wait.. that's not a soviet russia joke at all.

  4. Re:FIRST fucking POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If Jesus wants my anus, why is His dick limp?

  5. Re:FIRST fucking POST by (TK6)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It is obvious, from analysis of this picture, that he has groped his cock, and is pushing it down, ready for entry into an anal passage.

  6. Re:FIRST fucking POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Do you even have a penis? Pushing an erection down like that would be quite painful and could result in permanent injury. As for entry into an anal passage, the standard procedure is to position the recipient so as to present said passage at the appropriate upward angle.

  7. Re:FIRST fucking POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Excuse me, but God happens to be priming his cock from the heavens, not from the Earth.

    Get a fucking clue.