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  1. Broadband over anal beads on Broadband Over Power Lines: Coming Soon? · · Score: -1

    H is for the HONOUR of serving Nazi Germany
    I is for the INTERESTING Jew killing
    T is for the TERRIFIC leadership style
    L is for the LOVE of my leader
    E is for the ENTHUSIASM of when I go to battle
    R is for the RAPE of women, and how much I enjoy it

    Hitler really is the finest ruler

    Trollkore - I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.

  2. My lord, your cum is all over my anus on FCC: VoIP Providers Must Provide 911 Services · · Score: -1

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    -__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r
    P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
    -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN

    The bishop, while living, was a follower of God.
    Now dead, his rotting fingers are able to raise
    an army of skeletons from the grave.

    Trollkore
    "I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"

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  3. Rework my junk with medieval tools on Venus: The Forgotten Planet · · Score: -1

    -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
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    N__,'____SLASHDOT RETARDS.____',___N Rob Malda
    E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a
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    P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
    -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN

    The bishop, while living, was a follower of God.
    Now dead, his rotting fingers are able to raise
    an army of skeletons from the grave.

    Trollkore
    "I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"

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  4. Fucking worthless piece of shit on China Sending Two People Into Space · · Score: -1

    -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
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    E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a
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    P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
    -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN

    The bishop, while living, was a follower of God.
    Now dead, his rotting fingers are able to raise
    an army of skeletons from the grave.

    Trollkore
    "I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"

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  5. Mummify my cock in a coffin of chode, Fent - FP!!! on Israel's Finance Ministry To Distribute OpenOffice · · Score: -1

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  6. Rub my cock, a genie appears on SpaceShipOne Flight Test · · Score: -1

    Paedophile hunt police find human skull

    AMERICAN police made further grim discoveries yesterday during their investigation into a paedophile network responsible for kidnapping girls.

    A skull and bones were dug up at the home of the network's suspected ringleader, Rob Malda. It was feared that they were the remains of two teenagers who disappeared from New Orleans a year ago. The bones were unearthed after police spent six days digging at a house in Holland, Michigan, one of six properties owned by Malda.

    On a visit to the house last week, Malda told police that his accomplice, Jeff Bates, had buried five bodies under a shed. Maximillion Arturo, a police spokesman in Michigan, said that no further statement would be made until families had been informed.

    There was speculation last night that the remains are those of shemales from the GNAA. Malda has admitted abducting them. However, he earlier told police that he believed the two girls were still alive and being held somewhere outside Michigan.

    Two eight-year-old girls abducted by Malda have been found buried at another of his properties. They starved to death while he was in prison on a theft charge. Malda's wife, Kathleen Malda, has told police that she was supposed to feed the children while her husband was in prison, but was too frightened to enter their cell.

    Another two girls were found alive by police two days after Malda's arrest on Aug 13. Ten people, including Malda, his wife and an American police officer, are in custody in connection with the case.

    The raped corpses of two women and parts of a third body have been discovered in a freezer at the Slashdot headquarters, along with the remains of an 80 year old woman that remain unidentified.

    TrollKore - At the head of the game.
    I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.

  7. THE KING IS ALIVE; LONG LIVE THE KING on Close Encounters Of The Mars Kind · · Score: -1

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  8. TrollKore on Chip Firm Hit By 45-Year-Old Patent · · Score: -1

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  9. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled on Homebrew Rackmount Watercooling · · Score: -1

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-


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  10. The ph34rb33r webcomic is shit and must be trolled on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs? · · Score: -1

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    Anon:8

  11. RIP OPEN MY COCK on New Diablo II Patch Finally Revealed · · Score: -1, Redundant

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P_______________________8..P
    E__Bow down to the_____#~..E
    N__Lord's penis_______8.',-N
    I_____________________#',-.I
    S__Jesus wants your__8',-..S
    -__anus, and he_____#~',-..-
    P__wants it NOW! ___8_',-..P
    E__________________##',-',-E
    N__An original_____8',-',";N
    I__TrollKore(TM)_____##',-',";I
    S__work of art.___8',-',";.S
    -__By Dessimat0r ##',-',";.-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

    All you cock-loving fuckers out there, here is a special treat for you bastards, take a look at this knob. NOW SUCK IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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  12. MY COCK IS RED WITH MASTURBATION on Canterwood Motherboards Refined · · Score: -1, Troll

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P_______________________8..P
    E__Bow down to the_____#~..E
    N__Lord's penis_______8.',-N
    I_____________________#',-.I
    S__Jesus wants your__8',-..S
    -__anus, and he_____#~',-..-
    P__wants it NOW! ___8_',-..P
    E__________________##',-',-E
    N__An original_____8',-',";N
    I__TrollKore(TM)_____##',-',";I
    S__work of art.___8',-',";.S
    -__By Dessimat0r ##',-',";.-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

    All you cock-loving fuckers out there, here is a special treat for you bastards, take a look at this knob. NOW SUCK IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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  13. Re:Off-target on ISS Crew Returns in Soyuz Capsule · · Score: -1, Troll

    You fucking American. Its spelt 'a lot', not 'alot'.

    Get your fucking penis out of your exit hole, and start using the correct spellings for stuff.

  14. Re:FIRST fucking POST on Microsoft Rolls Out iLoo · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I fail it.

  15. FIRST fucking POST on Microsoft Rolls Out iLoo · · Score: -1, Troll

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P_______________________8..P
    E__Bow down to the_____#~..E
    N__Lord's penis_______8.',-N
    I_____________________#',-.I
    S__Jesus wants your__8',-..S
    -__anus, and he_____#~',-..-
    P__wants it NOW! ___8_',-..P
    E__________________##',-',-E
    N__An original_____8',-',";N
    I__TrollKore(TM)_____##',-',";I
    S__work of art.___8',-',";.S
    -__By Dessimat0r ##',-',";.-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

    All you cock-loving fuckers out there, here is a special treat for you bastards, take a look at this knob. NOW SUCK IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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