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Interview with Student Sued by RIAA

TinoMNYY24 writes "Jesse Jordan, owner of chewplastic.com, was on CNN this morning discussing the RIAA settlement. You can read a poorly spelled transcript of the interview. Jesse is one of the two students at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute that were sued by the RIAA."

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  1. Rush transcript by ahkbarr · · Score: 1, Funny

    "THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT."

    I don't remember any Rush songs like this...

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    1. Re:Rush transcript by Chordonblue · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah,

      I can't see this as coming from Rush. There was nothing about Monica or Democrats... :P

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    2. Re:Rush transcript by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Funny
      I don't remember any Rush songs like this...

      Thats because the song was released on a copy-protected CD.

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    3. Re:Rush transcript by KillerHamster · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it was one of their songs, CNN would probably get sued by the RIAA for posting the lyrics.

    4. Re:Rush transcript by Savatte · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet there was some high-pitched screaming when he was first served the papers, though.

  2. Poor Kid... by tony_ratboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    First he gets sued by the RIAA, then his personal web site gets Slashdotted.

    1. Re:Poor Kid... by blair1q · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...because the traffic exceeds the low BW limit put in place by his school to stop campus filesharing.

  3. "poorly spelled transcript"? by Rayonic · · Score: 4, Funny

    So... I hear that those glass houses are a bitch to cool in the summertime. :-)

  4. Holy Columbine! by gpinzone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Daniel Peng, one of the defendants at Princeton, may think that the lawsuit was "settled amicably", but I do not think that this is an "amicable" settlement. In fact, I am outraged. They will pay for what they've done.

    Hey RIAA, if you see a nerd dressed in all black wearing a trenchcoat, ala "the Matrix", coming into your building...DUCK!

    1. Re:Holy Columbine! by mike_mgo · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hey RIAA, if you see a nerd dressed in all black wearing a trenchcoat, ala "the Matrix", coming into your building...LAUGH!

      when you see him fall on his ass trying to do bullet time kung-fu.

    2. Re:Holy Columbine! by gosand · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hey RIAA, if you see a nerd dressed in all black wearing a trenchcoat, ala "the Matrix", coming into your building...DUCK!


      Better yet... don't.


      Please note that I do not promote the killing of anyone. The RIAA is a figurehead, and my comments against it are merely symbolic.

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  5. This article has a great opening by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 5, Funny
    Direct from CNN's bad transcript:

    ANCHOR: Hey, Jesse, why do you think the government came after you?

    JESSE JORDAN, SETTLED LAWSUIT WITH RECORDING INDUSTRY: Well, actually it was the recording industry association.

    Kind of hard to tell these days, isn't it?

    Cheers,
    -- RLJ

  6. Wow! The best part... by ratboy666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The scariest and best part is when the INTERVIEWER actually confused the RIAA with the Government. That sure gives the RIAA some big clankin' balls.

    Next... RIAA orders bombing of Canada, because its acutally legal to download music here!

    Ratboy666.

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    1. Re:Wow! The best part... by David+Gould · · Score: 3, Funny

      Next... RIAA orders bombing of Canada

      Somebody'd better warn the Baldwins.

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    2. Re:Wow! The best part... by bobKali · · Score: 3, Funny

      Somebody'd better warn the Baldwins.

      Please don't.

  7. They sued? by RealBeanDip · · Score: 3, Funny

    They sued an interview? Man, those RIAA lawyers are slick!

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  8. Wow by tarsi210 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Something poorly-spelled on Slashdot? I can't imagine.

  9. Re:You've got to wonder by mike77 · · Score: 5, Funny
    well, I'd bet $10 they don't go after law students!

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  10. limerick by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

    There once was a man from RPI,
    who the RIAA decided to try,
    he was forced to settle,
    but we'll continue to mettle,
    and share musical art till we die.

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  11. They edited it! by Andrevan · · Score: 5, Funny
    They edited the transcript, it was really like this.

    REPORTER: Hey, Jesse, why do you think the government came after you?
    JESSE: Well, actually it was the recording industry association.
    REPORTER: Yeah, that's what I said. The government.

    :P

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  12. Re:My fix :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when I'm charged for murder I can just say "I dont want to spend more than a buck fiddy defending this", and get off scot free!

    No way they'll be able to get a geneticist to link me to the scene for a buck fiddy.

    Great idea, you do-nothing basement dwelling idiot windbag.

  13. Re:Interview with Student Sued by RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Headline: Interview with Student Sued by RIAA

    ARGHHHHH! What is this world coming to? It's bad enough that they sue students, but now they're suing interviews with students ?

    Also, I thought you couldn't sue an interview, since it's just an idea (not a person). Besides, who will pay if they win? It's not like an interview has a job. :(

    *sigh* What's next? I hope they don't sue electrons.

  14. Re:Summary by Khakionion · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is Ford liable for you running your car against a 80 years old man crossing the street?

    No, but even if they were, I'd be more worried about an 80 year old man in a Ford.

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  15. Re:Fucking ridiculous by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it makes you feel any better, I guarantee that he was also thinking of porn when he made this search engine.

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  16. Re:When Were You Last Sued? by CausticWindow · · Score: 2, Funny

    The US justice system is a tool for people/companies with money

    I don't understand your complaint. This is part of the so called american dream, is it not?

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  17. The Government! by bottlerocket · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funny how the reporter kept saying "the government" instead of "the RIAA". But hey, the two are practically interchangable.

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  18. Re:Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    CNN: So, you can steal music with your tool, then?
    Student: Well, sorta. You can find any kind of document on the network with it.
    CNN: Like music.
    Student: Music, along with any other type of file.
    CNN: Illegal music.
    Student: Well, I suppose.


    Boy did he ever miss his chance! When presented with logic like the above please bear the following story in mind ;-)

    This is a supposed replication of a National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

    Interviewer: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
    General Reinwald: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
    Interviewer: Shooting! that's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
    General Reinwald: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
    Interviewer: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
    General Reinwald: I don't see how, ....we will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
    Interviewer: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
    General Reinwald: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

  19. Re:CONTRIBUTE by MrDingusMcGee · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is exactly what I thought when I heard these students had settled. I told my girlfriend (no, don't mod me +1 funny for saying 'my girlfriend') that (IMHO of course) it is our "duty" as fellow music downloaders/swappers to help this kid out. He is paying $12,000 because millions of students, including many on /., download illegal music.

    I understand that the overall "cause" is better helped by donating to the EFF...but I'd rather support this kid out who could just as well have been me.

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