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How to Become A Spammer

Posted by timothy on from the or-just-look-like-one dept.

permeablepdx points to this story in The Oregonian about how to become a spammer. Summary: "Local Oregon boy makes big bucks after learning from the Spam masters."

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  1. Text of Article, In Case of Slashdotting... by Murdock037 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Steps to become a better spammer:

    1. Insert head in ass
    2. Click "send"
    3. Profit!

    1. Re:Text of Article, In Case of Slashdotting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      According to the article, he used to be a web designer. After seeing his site, I now understand why he was forced into a life of spam.

  2. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next week its how to be a pimp, followed the week after by "mugging for fun and profit".

  3. How do you... by bazik · · Score: 4, Funny

    "How do you torture a spammer" would be more interesting.

    Maybe tie him up on a light post and throw AOL CD's at him?

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    1. Re:How do you... by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, I think it would be more dramatic to tie him down and place one AOL CD at a time on his chest, eventually crushing him under the weight of 100 million disks. Talk about bulk email!

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  4. In the article, it says... by DragonPup · · Score: 5, Funny

    He'd heard enough complaints about spam from his friends, but he never understood them. The junk mail his mail carrier delivers bothers him much more, Shiels said.

    "It costs money to be processed. And it's a waste of trees. It's intrusive as hell because you have to go through all of it. People don't get mad about that, and I don't understand why," he mused.

    Is anyone else thinking what I am thinking?

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  5. Server Crashes by micaiah · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Because the hyperactivity caused a crash about every other day, Shiels monitored the computers all day."
    Hmmm I guess the spam software is running on Windows.

  6. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  7. Time for someone to go Cartman on him? by draziw · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wonder what his parents taste like?

  8. We'll Shock Your Heart ... For Pennies a Jolt! by WCityMike · · Score: 4, Funny

    Has anyone actually looked at what the business is that he's now in?

    > "Defibworld is an authorized provider
    > specializing in state of the art new and
    > pre-owned AED's and Defibrillators at
    > the lowest prices!"

    Just what I want some hospital to be shocking my heart with: a "pre-owned" defibrillator purchased "at the lowest price"!

  9. It's easy to become a spammer by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Funny

    First you get bitten by an existing spammer, then you transform. You'll need to stay out of sunlight and avoid garlic, though.