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Cornucopia Of Spam Bills
frankie writes "Anti-spam legislation is getting serious attention from the U.S. Congress and the media. Several bills are on the front burner, including REDUCE, CAN SPAM, and a RICO amendment. However, the strongest contender is a new bill sponsored by Billy Tauzin (R-La.). It would allow spam from any company you've done business with in the past 3 years, override stronger state laws, and block private lawsuits. You can complain now or complain more later."
"Cornucopia Of Spam Bills"
A Horn of plenty that gives nothing but SPAM!<br>
spam, spam, spam, SPAM!
"Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far
that congress is being spammed with spam laws.
What's next, the spammers getting spammed?
Oh wait...
Spam Bill Spam!
Quick, find a spam bill and forward it to 15 of your friends, with a note that says Bill Gates will give them a thousand dollars if they forward it to 15 of their friends.
Bill Gates will give you a thousand dollars if you do.
It would allow spam from any company you've done business with in the past 3 years
Damn, and I just bought some penis enlargement tablets. Now I have to wait 3 years to stop receiving spam from them!!
Read reviews of shopping cart software
What is the world coming to?
Why don't you send a letter to Alan Ralsky, one of the largest spammers around, and ask him this question.
Or better yet, order him a pizza and a few cabs.
The stupid moron was dumb enough to use his home address to register his business.
I'm gonna drive over there right now and take picures of the next 24 hours.
Cheetos,
Darren
Life is the leading cause of death in America.
Largest, eh? Those pills work?
Increase your penis size 3000% and have your woman find religion!! Cowboy Neal's Herbal Viagra Money back guarenteed if she's not satisfied.
You naysayers, skeptics, nerds, virgins, stupid geeks all of you.
Have any of you ever actually *tried* any of the offers you get in your inbox?
I'm not as stupid as all of you. I have taken advantage of every fantastic offer. My penis is now HUGE I can no longer leave my chair on account of my stupendous GIRTH and solid mass. A female friend came over the other day and saw my TREMENDOUS BULGE and ran away screaming in shock!
Ha Ha HA! Soon my penis will be so ENLARGED that I will rule the world !
GOD BLESS THE USA (wave the red, white, and blue flag, no dummy not the French flag)! [The us/me congress/senate won't.]
US Citizens must realize that personal information, time, and home based resources belongs in the public domain which exist to protect and support american Business in driving the economy to success for us/me. The FACT is it (including Spam) works best this way, and why change things when they work just fine for us.
USA economic policy (by the us/me folks) has returned to the sensible "Trickle Down" (TD) economics. This TD theory of economics worked in the past and should be expanded to protect american Business, the assets of the Rich, and jobs for the rest.
TD economics supported by the congress/senate provides tax relief that may trickle into jobs for some folks as more private country clubs are built, luxury cars/things/gadgets purchased, and other assets of the Wealthy are enhanced for their posterity.
TD economics provides laws that protect Business interest and promotes Business schemes that help get the money out of the tight fisted hands of the masses and back into the Business economy for all us. We do not need any stinking commie laws that may negatively influence economic expansion for us, and provide protection for the criminal under-classes.
Also, REMEMBER, a poorly educated population supports the economy with lower paid workers, which means less jobs will be exported overseas to lower paid workers, this is how to help keep american jobs here at home. We can always import (with green cards) any additional scientist, engineers, doctors, and other workers that have a good expensive education (then export via INS when no longer needed).
OldHawk777
Reality is a self-induced hallucination.
Unaccountable leaders are masters, and unrepresented people are slaves. How do US and EU fare?