WHAT IS IT WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!?
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Anonymous Coward
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(I'm bhtooefr, I just don't want to take a karma hit)
Michael, to be exact. He posted an Xbox mod article that said basically the same thing. OK, so out of all of the most recent six articles (also all of his), only two were short like this, but still...
Re:END US SUPPORT OF ISRAEL NOW
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Anonymous Coward
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Israel is only western-and-rich because the US is burning your tax dollars to pay for their mahoosive army and keeping their piss-poor economy afloat, their defense budget way outstrips the most facist of dictatorships. If you fucking Yanks had kept your fucking nose out of it they would have been invaded and nicely annhilated and none of the problems today would ever have happened.
this is the hardest letter i have ever had to write. ever since i first saw your words all those years ago i knew you were destined to be the man who breaks my heart. seeing your love for ringbarer reminds me what a gentle and caring soul you are, but in my dreams your words are for me. when you cut yourself, it's for me. when you masturbate, you are thinking of me. when you post a link to goatse.cx, the stretched anus is symbolic of how open your heart is to me. but i feel i can no longer carry on with this lie. i have to tell you how i really feel about you.
deep down i hate myself because i know you do not love me. i think i have to hurt myself to gain your approval. sometimes when i think of you i cut off one of my nipples and then stitch it back on. i like to rub sandpaper against my anus and pretend that it is your gential warts. one time i printed out one of your crapfloods on a large plotter and made a mask out of it. i put the mask on my 18-month-old daughter and in my fantasy world she had become fecal troll matter. i did things to her body that i regret very much. but i don't regret feeling that way about you. although i went to great lengths to hide my love for you from my wife, the strain it put on my marriage ultimately ended it. i poisoned her coffee and passed it off as a medical problem to the coroner. in my mind, this was a sacrifice i made for you, a sacrifice so costly that i did not want to burden your heart by telling you about it. lately i have been kidnapping people and forcing them to read your slashdot posts. when they don't understand your beautiful mind, i become enraged and torture them for weeks. how DARE they look at you like just another slashdot troll. what kinds of MONSTERS are they...
anyway i needed to tell you how i feel. it was consuming my life. now all i can do is wait for your response. i am sorry for not being worthy of your love.
love, original aids monkey xoxoxoxoxo
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======= P.S. Bite!You've been bitten by the Original AIDS Monkey! You have AIDS now!
Re:Military Might
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DNS-and-BIND
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That's what happens when you send draftees in to do a soldier's job. The U.S. military stopped using conscription after Vietnam, due to the fact that units composed of these soldiers repeatedly failed in their missions. In addition, their poor discipline resulted in occasional atrocities. European militaries still persist with this outdated tradition for some strange reason.
Of course, if the conscript troops had spotted any submarines, the Swedish would have probably just blamed America. They had a long tradition of turning a blind eye to systematic Soviet provocations and instead blaming NATO forces...for example the famous Whiskey on the Rocks incident.
-- Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
I agree completely. The war just ended recently, and we haven't exactly been able to search while the whole place was a war zone. Once things settle down, we'll be able to do a thorough search, and I assure you that they will find WMDs. Saddam's spent a decade unsupervised, and very pissed at a number of countries, expecially America and Israel. I find it very difficult to believe that he hasn't been spending any time and money on creating weapons. Not to mention, the government would not want to release it right away. First they would conduct a thorough investigation to make sure that what they found really was WMDs, that they were commissioned by Saddam, and that they posed a threat to us or our allies. Furthermore -- OH MY GOD, THEY FOUND WEAPONS! HA, EAT SHIT, LIBERALS!
Damnit, it was just fertilizer.
Does anyone actually take the times seriously
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McAddress
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After last week, does anyone take the NYT seriously anymore. Sure, today its sattelite images, tommorow they'll try to convince us that the patriot act is a bad thing, and then they'll try to tell us that we kind of failed in Afganistan..
damn, hold on a second......
Re:Does anyone actually take the times seriously
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Anonymous Coward
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The Times spends more time kissing Nigger ass
than a 2 dollar crack ho.
Re:Google Partner Link
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evilviper
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My thanks to the man who is too lazy to type "o" twice in a row...
You'll have to forgive me, I get confused by all those tiny European countries whose security has been guaranteed by the U.S. Isn't Finland the European country that freely allied itself with Nazi Germany? Or maybe they're the ones who surrendered after a few weeks' resistance...maybe that was Belgium or Denmark or France or the Netherlands or Greece. I'm sorry, I received an American public school education, please excuse me if I learned my facts wrong.
-- Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
Slashdot Mirror
(I'm bhtooefr, I just don't want to take a karma hit)
Michael, to be exact. He posted an Xbox mod article that said basically the same thing. OK, so out of all of the most recent six articles (also all of his), only two were short like this, but still...
Israel is only western-and-rich because the US is burning your tax dollars to pay for their mahoosive army and keeping their piss-poor economy afloat, their defense budget way outstrips the most facist of dictatorships. If you fucking Yanks had kept your fucking nose out of it they would have been invaded and nicely annhilated and none of the problems today would ever have happened.
dear fecal troll matter,
this is the hardest letter i have ever had to write. ever since i first saw your words all those years ago i knew you were destined to be the man who breaks my heart. seeing your love for ringbarer reminds me what a gentle and caring soul you are, but in my dreams your words are for me. when you cut yourself, it's for me. when you masturbate, you are thinking of me. when you post a link to goatse.cx, the stretched anus is symbolic of how open your heart is to me. but i feel i can no longer carry on with this lie. i have to tell you how i really feel about you.
deep down i hate myself because i know you do not love me. i think i have to hurt myself to gain your approval. sometimes when i think of you i cut off one of my nipples and then stitch it back on. i like to rub sandpaper against my anus and pretend that it is your gential warts. one time i printed out one of your crapfloods on a large plotter and made a mask out of it. i put the mask on my 18-month-old daughter and in my fantasy world she had become fecal troll matter. i did things to her body that i regret very much. but i don't regret feeling that way about you. although i went to great lengths to hide my love for you from my wife, the strain it put on my marriage ultimately ended it. i poisoned her coffee and passed it off as a medical problem to the coroner. in my mind, this was a sacrifice i made for you, a sacrifice so costly that i did not want to burden your heart by telling you about it. lately i have been kidnapping people and forcing them to read your slashdot posts. when they don't understand your beautiful mind, i become enraged and torture them for weeks. how DARE they look at you like just another slashdot troll. what kinds of MONSTERS are they...
anyway i needed to tell you how i feel. it was consuming my life. now all i can do is wait for your response. i am sorry for not being worthy of your love.
love,
original aids monkey
xoxoxoxoxo
=======
P.S. Bite! You've been bitten by the Original AIDS Monkey! You have AIDS now!
Of course, if the conscript troops had spotted any submarines, the Swedish would have probably just blamed America. They had a long tradition of turning a blind eye to systematic Soviet provocations and instead blaming NATO forces...for example the famous Whiskey on the Rocks incident.
Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
I agree completely. The war just ended recently, and we haven't exactly been able to search while the whole place was a war zone. Once things settle down, we'll be able to do a thorough search, and I assure you that they will find WMDs. Saddam's spent a decade unsupervised, and very pissed at a number of countries, expecially America and Israel. I find it very difficult to believe that he hasn't been spending any time and money on creating weapons. Not to mention, the government would not want to release it right away. First they would conduct a thorough investigation to make sure that what they found really was WMDs, that they were commissioned by Saddam, and that they posed a threat to us or our allies. Furthermore -- OH MY GOD, THEY FOUND WEAPONS! HA, EAT SHIT, LIBERALS!
Damnit, it was just fertilizer.
damn, hold on a second ......
My thanks to the man who is too lazy to type "o" twice in a row...
Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
You'll have to forgive me, I get confused by all those tiny European countries whose security has been guaranteed by the U.S. Isn't Finland the European country that freely allied itself with Nazi Germany? Or maybe they're the ones who surrendered after a few weeks' resistance...maybe that was Belgium or Denmark or France or the Netherlands or Greece. I'm sorry, I received an American public school education, please excuse me if I learned my facts wrong.
Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!