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Buffy Series Finale Tonight

roothog writes "I just finished watching the series finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, an episode that sparks with the writing of Joss Whedon. Strangely, there weren't any commercials :). One of the best written shows on television comes to an end tonight in North America. A very accurate script summary is available for any spoiler-seekers. I'd suggest skipping the spoilers: it's worth the wait...for a season 7 episode..."

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  1. And right now on FX (ET) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    You can watch the 2 hour series premier!

  2. duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    lame

    lame ass show for lame ass people

    get a life, go outside you fat nerd

    loser at life

  3. Not trolling. by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: -1, Troll

    I am a nerd, and I come here for stuff that matters.

    This does not matter to me.

  4. Thank God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Can't believe this shit lasted this long

  5. Re:Buffy's Colon Cleaned Tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Even the show is for teens and generaly sucks dong. I'd like to lick Buffy's colon. I mean, DAMN; she has an ass I'd like to sink my 10" of man meat into.

  6. Buffy is good looking and all.. by destiney · · Score: 0, Troll


    but the show itself makes me yawn.

    The whole vampires thing has been done to death long before buffy came along.

  7. Get a life!!! ( Score : 5, informative ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    lame

    lame ass show for lame ass people

    get a life, go outside you fat nerd

    loser at life.

  8. sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    fucking boring article .

  9. wtf... by mog · · Score: 0, Troll

    WTF was with Buffy slobbering all over Angel in the next-to-last episode? What happened to spike, Buffy? Bitch. I can't wait til she dies tonight. It has to happen.

  10. Re:Buffy's Colon Cleaned Tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    10"? Ah, so you're going to do her 5 times, then?

  11. Allow me to ruin it for you by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Troll

    Giles looks at the crater and says he doesn' understand. How did that happen. Buffy says simply : "Spike." They walk toward the edge of the crater, smoke in front of her, and we see Sunnydale is a black crater. In front of it is a sign: WELCOME TO SUNNYDALE. After a beat, the sign creakingly topples back into the crater. We see everyone now, the girls milling about, the core group nearer the crater, and we push through the smoke to see them: Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Xander, Willow, Faith coming out to join them. Keep pushing slowly in as the all look out at the end of Sunnydale...Faith says its looks like the Hellmouth is officially closed for business. Giles makes a comment how there is another Hellmouth in Cleveland (surprisingly all the demons were dumb enough to go to the Hellmouth in Cali....I hope this is a joke...) Xander says they saved the world and Willow says that they changed the world. She can feel them. All over..Slayers awakening. They talk about looking for them. We return to mall jokes when Giles says: "Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so no hope of going there tomorrow..." Dawn says.."We destroyed the Mall? I fought on the wrong side..." Xander makes jokes about all the stores gone.....(am I the only one worried about Anya and Spike dying here?) CowboyNeal eats another tub of KFC.

    They talk about how they have a lot of work ahead of them. Faith says she just wants to sleep for a week. (Yo..yo..yo..) Willow says the FE is scrunched (5 dollars to any who can crack that for me...) Willow asks what they are going to do now. Faith says that they are not the only chosen ones anymore. They could get a life.

    Dawn asks Buffy again..and I will quote the exact end from here..

    "Buffy looks at them, looks back at the crater, and we are in full close up as she considers the question, a small smile creeping onto her lips as she decides on her answer."

    BLACK OUT.

    END OF SHOW.

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    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  12. Buffy Fans == Teh Gayest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    What a load of virgins. It is a show for fucking kids based on a suck ass movie. Get fucking over it. Please. Buffy doesn't love you. I know you think that when she comes on your tv, she is just there for you, but she isn't. M'kay?

  13. Get a life!!! ( Score : -1, the painful truth ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    lame.

    lame ass show for lame ass people

    get a life, go outside you fat nerd

    loser at life

  14. Re:Buffy's Colon Cleaned Tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    No, I have a 10" cock.

  15. I'VE BEEN WANKING TO IT SINCE YESTERDAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    spank spank

  16. Re:Buffy's Colon Cleaned Tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Does that mean you have rooster than stands 10" tall? The poster was stating that you have a 2" penis and thus therefore buttfuck Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) 5 times to get 10".

  17. Re:Buffy's Colon Cleaned Tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I am stating that I have a 10" penis (ie: a cock). I should know, it is my penis. You may also ask Buffy tomorrow morning after I kick her out after butt fucking her all night.

  18. Re:Buffy's Colon Cleaned Tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Cleansing your colon is a 30-day process. No need to change your current diet. Its also very economical at under $52. You may be very surprised at some of the benefits you will receive

    Actually, with a daily supplement of Shaklee brand Herb-Lax, your transit time will decrease to about a week. The member price of Herb-Lax is less than $35 for a 30 day supply. The benefits of a clean colon are enormous. I urge you to look into this supplement today!

  19. Can someone explain that joke to me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm from France and don't get it. How does your penis get longer each time you buttfuck someone?

    1. Re:Can someone explain that joke to me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Ask a German.

  20. Re:nooooo!!! by bhsx · · Score: 0, Troll

    http://ukraine-mobi.4.com1.ru/buffy.the.vampire.sl ayer.s07e22.chosen-ftv.torrent
    There's the torrent. Now you can watch it whenever you want :)

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    put the what in the where?
  21. IF YOU ARE A VIRGIN NERD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    no text, cockface.

  22. Re:To everyone whinging about this story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'd feel a lot better if you'd stop talking and suck my dick.

  23. Credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    If you wait until the end of the credits at each episode you`ll see this -

    Buffy is absolutely shite - SUCKER !!!

    Buffy - T.V. for dickheads.