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Power Tool Drag Races

The SF Chronicle has a piece on power tool drag races. Best quote: "There are very few happy, bouncy, fuzzy robots."

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  1. Happy, bouncy, fuzzy robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Happy, bouncy, fuzzy robots stay in the bedroom...

  2. L4m3 by Malicious · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's like BattleBots, without the Battle....

    Lame.

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  3. Fuzzy? by Gortbusters.org · · Score: 3, Funny

    "There are very few happy, bouncy, fuzzy robots."

    Bah, who wants those kind... bring on the terminator!

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  4. Drag by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know about you, but I would get very worried if my power tools started running around wearing women's clothing. Or any clothing at all, for that matter. Spooky.

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    1. Re:Drag by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

      I took my sabersaw onto the train the other day, and people looked at me funny and called me mean names. I think they were offended by the nude power tool...

      So then I dressed my sabersaw in a sundress, and now none of the other riders bothers me any more. In fact, I have a whole train car to myself...

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  5. How much AI in these? by Gortbusters.org · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Robot Wars phenomenon, begun in San Francisco, gave rise to Comedy Central's "Battlebots" and a similar new show on Tech TV.

    I always found Battlebots to be more like remote control cars on steroids. What I want is something with a little more AI, like Honda's ASIMO (or whatever its called), give those guys a sword, shield, and we'll have Light Ages of Camelot - Live!

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  6. do they resemble... by spammyy · · Score: 4, Funny

    derigiderbils? (or happy furry party gerbiloons?)

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  7. Uh oh. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I know who took the Segway.

  8. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That one's going into the xmas cards!

  9. I can see it now... by kurosawdust · · Score: 2, Funny
    Competitor #1: Go Lawnmower!
    Competitor #2: Go Circular Saw!
    Me: Go banana!

  10. Mirror site by nolife · · Score: 3, Funny

    If anyone wants a mirror site, I found some
    good ones with Google.

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  11. Love the irony! by John+Zebedee · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the article:
    This year, he plans on building a 20-foot action monkey -- cymbals and all - - and mount it on an art car to bring to Burning Man. With any luck, it will make a splash.
    Hard to imagine where the monkey might not be noticed, but I suppose Burning Man would be there, possibly racing power tools.
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  12. Robot Wars by lingqi · · Score: 3, Funny

    they say that this current inspired the Robot Wars, etc - which, incidentally, I have something to say.

    Why oh why does nobody builds bepedal (or quadrapedal) robots? you get *TWICE* the weight limit! For that kind of mass, I'd get a robot that has two non-functional legs that will sit and peg the other guy with a retractable harpoon.

    ahem.

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  13. other odd things that get raced by UnixRevolution · · Score: 4, Funny

    besides the lawnmower races mentioned by someone else (i've actually seen these on tv, they're pretty funny), people also race:

    Tractors
    Shopping carts (motorized)
    golf carts
    rubber band/spool racers

    people, especially americans, will race damn near anything.

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    1. Re:other odd things that get raced by switcha · · Score: 2, Funny
      people, especially americans, will race damn near anything.

      Soooo... you're saying we're a bunch of race-ists?

      whizzz...*ducking*

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  14. Re:I've seen fuzzy robots! Woe unto man. by Ianworld · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fuzzy robots??? well i followed your link and had my retinas burned by humans without any fuzzyness. Infact they were nude. Power tool welding geeks in a nude calendar is not my idea of battle bots :D

  15. Re:tim the tool man taylors dream come true. by cujo_1111 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was Tim drunk while driving?

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