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Humvee Assault Demo Released

Posted by simoniker on from the what-war-is-good-for? dept.

Thanks to several readers for pointing out that a playable PC demo of Humvee Assault, a vehicle combat title, has been released at the Sylum Entertainment site. And don't forget, this title proclaims ".. whether rumbling through a sun-baked desert, steaming tropical jungle or frozen tundra, it's up to you to deliver a knockout punch to America's enemies." Yay America! Boo America's enemies! Here's a 3D Gamers mirror, other mirrors welcome.

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  1. WORST GAME EVER by iCEBaLM · · Score: 2, Informative

    This has got to be the *worst game ever*.

    The intro movie voices sound like they were done by the same nerd monkeys who wrote the code. Your humvee feels like it goes a whole 20kph. Enemy jeeps *literally* appear out of thin air. You can take out a tank, a freaking *tank* with your M16.

    Not to mention, that the anti-aircraft missile battery control computers you're supposed to take out in the demo mission, the ones that are in bunkers supposedly making you get out of your humvee and go in and take em out, can infact be shot at through the bunker walls. After you've done that you're treated to unintelligible slow-mo speech probably confirming the objective completion. Nice code, jackasses.

    Do not waste your time unless you want to laugh at the hilarity that is this game.

    -- iCEBaLM