Humvee Assault Demo Released
Thanks to several readers for pointing out that a playable PC demo of Humvee Assault, a vehicle combat title, has been released at the Sylum Entertainment site. And don't forget, this title proclaims ".. whether rumbling through a sun-baked desert, steaming tropical jungle or frozen tundra, it's up to you to deliver a knockout punch to America's enemies." Yay America! Boo America's enemies! Here's a 3D Gamers mirror, other mirrors welcome.
And if you enter up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-Start at the title screen, it unlocks two secret levels: Soccer Mom On A Parking Lot Rampage and Can You Do A 3-Point Turn In Less Than Six Points.
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Jingo goes the right
What fun it is to have a war
When I don't have to fight!
Jingo Bells
Jingo Bells
Jingo goes the right
What fun it is to be shot at
When it's someone else's plight!
Dashing oe'r the sand
In a leather-trim Humvee
Listn'n to Rush and Ann
And Weiner on TV
I do support our troops
I'm behind them all the way
If not for the boil on my ass
I'd fight with them today!
Jingo Bells
Jingo Bells
Jingo goes the right
What fun it is to have a war
When I don't have to fight!
Jingo Bells
Jingo Bells
Jingo goes the right
What fun it is to be shot at
When it's someone else's plight!
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