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Caldera vs. Microsoft Court Documents To Be Shredded
Geste writes "As now being reported in this brief story and on my local (Seattle) NPR affiliate, 3 million court documents from Caldera's unfair competition suit against Microsoft are to be shredded in Utah. The timing relative to Microsoft's recent licensing of SCO Unix IP is undoubtedly a complete coincidence.
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that is fucking clever. +5, Funny.
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there is too much detail in this "interview" that suggests the author is quite fucking familiar with his subject matter. freakiest thing I've read in quite a while. damn.
Heh... More interesting than the Olympics.. And don't forget the.. hmm.. can't think of anything else :(
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Dietary fiber is like asynchronous IO-- Non-blocking!
Damn! beat me to it.
Or getting married and having 14 kids.
You mean getting married 14 times and having kids.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who tells you these things? mormons can't enter the temple until they are 18 or 19, and they get married in the temple. they are NOT mormons. it's people like you who give mormons a bad name - you make up the biggest nonsense ever. Mormons don't follow Brigham Young, they follow Christ - and FYI, there are more mormon converts than mormons born into the church, about 5x as many. It's in the scriptures "multiply and replenish the Earth" - not Brigham Young - get your history straight, buddy, he didn't even start the church. If you find a 14 year old mormon who has been married mormon style i will give you ten million dollars.
cool, have you been to Salt Lake? about 20% mormon, 80% unemployed truck drivers. all of these statistics people like you come up with are complete propaganda - when you say "utah" or "salt lake" people assume you mean mormons, while they are not doing anything wrong, you just make it seem like they are (and when i say they, i mean the ones who follow mormon doctrine)
finding a home for a minority who were slaughterred in the eastern states shouldn't ashame anyone. and I'd say that's pretty interesting.
But I wonder, which is worse - people who ask questions blatantly in the article, or MORON MODERATORS who mod the shit up to 5?
At least I RTFA before I moderate. Or post.
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