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PCOL writes "The Washington Post is reporting on testimony before the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation by Ronald Scelson, an eighth-grade dropout and self-taught computer programmer from Louisiana, who claims that he sends between 120 million and 180 million e-mails every 12 hours, that he can break sophisticated software filters 24 hours after they are deployed, and that he has no choice but to resort to forging the sender information in his bulk e-mail so he can be anonymous and maintain his connection to the Internet. He added that he obtained all his addresses legally and that AOL gladly sold him the company's entire customer directory which Ted Leonsis, vice chairman of AOL, did not deny." It's a tough life. Here's another story about the Senate committee meeting.
Hello Pot, this is the kettle, you're black!!
AOL is a bigger part of the problem vs being a bigger part of the solution.
With great power, comes great responsibility.
"This must be a Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
while ($AOL)
{ $AOL=shoot_self_in_foot(with_gun);}
He should be slapped lightly on the wrist with a rolled up newspaper once for every time he pissed someone off.
True story: I broke the trigger on my water pistol by fantasising I had a gun pointed at a spammer's genitals.
Lol.
This article is 20 minutes old, I am suprised his home address, phone number, ssn, shoe size and EQ account info aren't already posted.
"Sig free in '03!"
and several dimensions away, Satan scraped the icicles from his beard and once more begged God to turn the heat back up. "Okay, so a spammer told the truth, but it only happened once, and it was an accident, it's not my fault, can I please have some frickin' heat down here already?!?!"
an eighth-grade dropout...from Louisiana
As opposed to the rest of Louisiana?
Not early enough.
You think that I'm crazy, you should see this guy!
Aren't we getting a bit cocky to think we can /. the Washington Post?
I agree with most of your points, but the problem with mandating spam to include an opt out link (which I think most "legit" spam does) is that there will still be people that use the remove@ messages to harvest "live" email addresses. I tell people these days to *never* reply to spam, no matter what it says, simply because chances are better that way.
:)
Even if all "legit" spams did this, it only takes one person to start harvesting this way and the whole thing completely looses it's meaning. And when you're in a business where a) following the rules and b) annoying people is required, providing opt-out really isn't in your best interests.
Personally I think the only way to deal with this is public execution of one spammer a week on live TV until either a) they're all gone (may have to increase the frequency a bit for that) or b) the rest get the picture.
Either way it'd be fun
"I'm probably the most hated person in this room," said an unapologetic Scelson
An impressive claim, considering that he was testifying before Congress.
OK, that's eyewitness (nosewitness?) confirmation that Scelson does indeed live there.
/. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
People need to guard their email addresses in the same way they practice safe sex. Don't go sticking your email address just any old place ...
Special offer for JSkillsWui$d3g6Yert! Email address too small/not performing to expectations? Now you can enlarge your email address the natural way! 100% safe and effective! Get the email address performance you've always dreamed of having!
I take drugs seriously.
Ooops, should have said copy and paste, since it looks like the WaPo article is still there.
"And this is my boy, Sherman. Speak, Sherman." "Hello." "Good boy."
CowboyNeal is my open relay.
It shows
And all this time I thought the bad english in the spam I get originated from Asia.
It's Slidell, Louisiana, and we're talking about a spammer's family. Why not both?
Well, if he hasn't opted out of our "special offer" to exact retribution upon him, then he must want us to do this.
My next sig will be ready soon, but subscribers can beat the rush
Oh, that's easy!
Dirty Harry: Well, punk, you've gotta ask yourself a question. What do you think of receiving exciting offe rs about products, as long as you can opt out at any time? .45 Magnum pointed at my face! Fuck you, spammer!
Punk: What the fuck? I don't care if you've got a
Dirty Harry: Oh, sorry, I got the wrong guy. You're free to go, son. Real sorry 'bout that. [puts gun away, pulls out wallet, hands punk $100 for a new pair of pants]
Punk: Fuck you, you spah... spuh... y-you ethical e-bidniz purfessnul!
Dirty Harry: *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* [walks back to the office, turns in his badge, and tells the Chief that it's cool, because even if the DA charges him with using excessive force against a suspect, no jury would ever convict]
> an eighth-grade dropout and self-taught
> computer programmer from Louisiana, who claims
> that he sends between 120 million and 180
> million e-mails every 12 hours, that he can
> break sophisticated software filters 24 hours
> after they are deployed, and that he has no
> choice but to resort to forging the sender
> information in his bulk e-mail so he can be
> anonymous and maintain his connection to the
> Internet.
And here you guys all thought Neo was one of the good guys.
"Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
% telnet example.com smtp
Trying 192.168.3.48...
Connected to example.com
Escape character is '^]'
220 welcome
helo spammer.com
250 hello spammer.com
mail from: <makemoneyfast@spammer.com>
250 ok
rcpt to: <user@example.com>
250 ok
data
354 ok
Subject: [ADV] grow three more penises
Connection closed by foreign host.
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