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  1. I, for one ... on How Google Can Make or Break A Small Business · · Score: -1, Troll

    welcome our new Google overlords.

  2. An article about graphing calculators??? on TI Launches Three New Graphing Calculators · · Score: 1

    What is this, some kind of geek Web site?

  3. It's Official on Kermit Alive and Well on the Space Station · · Score: 2, Funny

    Spacecraft confirms it. The Kermit protocol is dying ...

  4. This is great! on Emachines 64-bit Athlons Now On Sale · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because, you know, when I think of 64-bit computing, I think of eMachines!

  5. Mosaic = first easy-to-use Web browser? on Andreessen Interview Discusses Post-Crash Innovation · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was Mosaic actually the first "easy-to-use" browser (as the article claims), or was it just the first popular one? Anyone here ever use WorldWideWeb on a NeXT or any other pre-Mosaic browser and care to comment?

  6. How come ... on Hiding Secrets With Steganography On FreeBSD · · Score: 4, Interesting

    BSD is mentioned 3 times in the post, while the utilities that actually do the work are only mentioned once? This is like titling a post "Processing Images with Filters on Mac OS X" and only mentioning once that you use Photoshop.

  7. Why call it an "SUV" of the sky? on Personal SUV of the Sky · · Score: 4, Funny

    I get it - just like SUV owners never take their vehicles off-road, owners of these will never actually fly them.

  8. Bounties? on After The GNOME Bounties, It's Mozilla's Turn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Huh, what (wakes up) ... is Microsoft taking out contracts on open-source developers now?

  9. 22 years on iPod's Two-Year Anniversary · · Score: 2, Funny

    to devolve from "Soul" to "Guts".

  10. Great idea! on Planned California Bill Targets Video Game Sales · · Score: 5, Funny

    This must be inspired by the huge success of the war on drugs!

  11. Challenging, yes. on The Definitive Guide to the Compact Framework · · Score: 1

    Rewarding, I doubt it.

  12. Disappointing on Genetic Algorithms and Compiler Optimizations · · Score: 0

    I would have liked to have seen genetic algorithms that optimize the generated object code, not the compiler flags. I never really thought those needed optimizing.

  13. Re:Justice for whom? on Microsoft Not Out Of Anti-Trust Hot Water · · Score: 4, Informative
    "Sun Microsystems? A company who created a virtual machine designed to best work on Sparc systems, who suddenly started to get cold feet when Microsoft managed to come up with a virtual machine that worked faster than anything they expected could be created? A company who also completely failed to sue Netscape for creating their own non-compliant Java libraries?"

    Point 1 - Java started life as Oak, a language for small devices, and the JVM was designed to be portable to CPUs with limited numbers of registers. That is why it is a stack-based VM. Oddly enough, this also favors Intel architecture more than Sparc. The only person to claim that the JVM was designed expressly for Sparc was a single professor funded by Microsoft.

    Point 2 - The Microsoft VM, while performing better in some cases than the Sun VM for Windows, was buggy as hell.

    Point 3 - There is no law requiring Sun to sue Netscape like they did Microsoft just to satisfy your sense of "justice". Netscape was a strategic partner, what was Sun supposed to do?

    But thanks for posting your revisionist bullshit. Have a nice day.

  14. In related news ... on Legal US Music Downloads Beat CD Single Sales · · Score: 1, Funny

    legal music downloads beat sales of 45s and 78s. Woo hoo.

  15. Re:I wonder why on Three More Solar Flares · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bush - "The more solar flares are shot at us, the more it shows the desperation of the Sun."

  16. Re:McDonald's on Simpsons Fan Creates Real Tomacco Plant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Soylent McGreen is ... PEOPLE!!!

  17. Re:Much of this could be done in linux... on Microsoft's new CLI · · Score: 1

    As you say, it lacks some of the built-ins of a typical shell that make the easy things easy. Check out IPython.

  18. Here's an easy way ... on Assorted Bits of Halloween · · Score: 3, Funny

    to get an entire gallery of horror!

  19. Anyone starting to think ... on Yet Another Big Solar Flare · · Score: 0

    that it's time we stopped worshipping Allah, Jesus, and Buddha, and go back to worshipping Sun gods? Clearly she's pissed ...

  20. Re:If he only wants to hit 15K feet... on Catching Up With The Rocket Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hell, I can drive my car on a paved road above 14,000 feet.

  21. Re:Favorite Quote on Catching Up With The Rocket Guy · · Score: 1

    Or, alternatively, Laura Bush's car.

  22. Re:Further applications on Preparing for the DARPA Autonomous Vehicle Challenge · · Score: 4, Funny
    leaving the human passengers free to sleep or get work done.

    A nice thought, but in reality the passengers would just piss the time away reading Slashdot over a cell phone connection.

  23. Re:It had to be said... on More on the Versalaser · · Score: 1
    You forgot -

    5. ???
    6. Profit

  24. Full Disclosure on Could Isaac Newton Get a Faculty Job? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Glenn Reynolds is a partisan right-wing hack who believes that if you opposed the war with Iraq, you are "objectively pro-Saddam".

  25. Goddamn arachnids ... on Closest Asteroid Yet Flies Past Earth · · Score: 1

    shooting rocks at us again.