World's Largest Flower
An anonymous reader writes "The Titan Arum (Amorphophallus titanum) produces the world's largest flower and is currently in bud at the University Botanic Gardens Bonn (Germany). As of Thursday, 12 a.m. it is set to break the old world record established in 1932. The old record was 267 cm while the new bud is now 273 cm and still growing."
What's the flower that has that really hudge bud, only opens like every few years, and smells of rotted flesh? If memory serves me it is from the amazon rain forest. Anyone remember the name of that thing?
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I don't think this is the type of flower your neighbors would like you having in the front yard. When its sprouting it has somewhat of a phallic nature to it and then it smells like rotting fish. I've heard of other flowers that have horrible odors and people sending the plants to "friends" as practical jokes. Can anyone name a few of these nasties?
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Live Webcam of the flower. As I post there are a bunch of people standing around looking at the flower and the flower dwarfs all of them. Quite impressive.
This monstrusosity smells 'like decaying fish,' people actually paying to see the plant live, beware! Much safer for yer nostrils to see it on the web.
I saw something about this the other day. I think the workers there refer to it as the "The Big Stink" or something like that. Supposedly it periodically puts off a horrendous odor. Probably a SBD (Silent But Deadly).
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Wonder why it's smelling like rotten fish... maybe it's not fish that is rotten... Have you guys seen "Little Shop of Horror"? ;)
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I was in Germany on an exchange trip 6 or so years ago, and my host family had taken me to a botanic garden where they had a speciment of this species. I was totally bummed- I had finished flowering before I saw it, and was all wilted and dead-looking.
Even dead it was surreal, the sheer size of it. The size of the pot, the size of the dead leaves... it was rad.
Ok, I admit it, I'm a plant nerd. I've always been interested in plants, be it plant population ecology or ethnobotany or the care and feeding of entheogenic plants. Now a days I'm an aspiring computational ecologist. So yeah, I'm a sucker for this stuff.
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So this flower is "scientifically" defined as an unusually huge and shapeless representation of the male penis. This is why men shouldn't name flowers...
Of course to be fair, that gigantic flower is after all the plant's sex organ, so perhaps the description is apt...
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The plants are from OUTERSPACE!!!!!
It's a conspiracy! The "people" involved make you believe that the pod is really a big flower, but really it's a HUMAN BODY REPLICATOR! It'll suck the LIFE out of you WHILE YOU SLEEP! The site even shows how the pods are human size! That child was just hatched!
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273 cm == 107.48 in.
Ummm... The conversion is 2.54 cm = 1 inch. We're talking about at a flower which is 107.48 inches or almost 9 feet.
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It smells like decayed fish because, in the wild, the smell attracts every bug in a 5 mile radius to come and pollinate it.
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http://www.botanik.uni-bonn.de/botgart/amorphotita kl.jpg
I would hate to see what insect pollonates it.
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I cannot imagine what kind of nutrients in soil can support such a fast-growing monstrosity. Do they have to feed it live sheep?
I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
The Simpsons Episode featuring this flower was on a few days ago. It was also the episode where Moe becomes a sort of second father for Maggie.
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All of a sudden Little Shop of Horrors seems a lot more scary - it seems a lot more possible now. Just need to hide a wireless speaker in there to really scare people.
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If I calculated correctly, looks like this thing sustains a growth rate of more than 5.6cm/day for for almost two straight weeks, and ends up just slightly taller than Robert Wadlow, the tallest man in history. Yowsers.
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God you're stupid. 273 cm = 3.4 in? Dumbass.
just genetically engineer one that smells like a rose, and you could make a fortune.
Or make it smell like fruit loops.
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