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Canadian University to Begin Training Hackers

torok writes "According to an article at The Edmonton Journal, The University of Calgary is going to start teaching select computer science students to write software viruses in a special new disconnected lab. Will Canada be accused of training the world's next generation of cyber-terrorists... or peacekeepers?"

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  1. I wonder... by jarodss · · Score: 4, Funny

    will this be offered as an online course?

    1. Re:I wonder... by kurosawdust · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not anymore - the last time they tried that everyone got A+'s and six degrees apiece with full tuition reimbursements.

  2. wait, wait, don't tell me... by Triv · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will Canada be accused of training the world's next generation of cyber-terrorists... or peacekeepers?"

    Oh! Oh! I Know! Is it...terrorists?

    Triv

  3. Resume by phorm · · Score: 5, Funny
    But... somehow I have a problem seeing this net me a job on my resume:

    Skills:
    • Virus Creation
    • System Cracking
    • Advanced infection techniques

    Comment:
    While I realize the above skills may not be entirely useful for the position described, I have noted that you do have an internet connection to your primary server via IP address 66.35.250.150. Would you like me to tell you your root password during an interview, or should I be ready work at 8:30am tomorrow?
  4. Re:Crackers by PukkaStoryTeller · · Score: 4, Funny

    A thin crisp wafer or biscuit, usually made of unsweetened dough.

  5. Re:O'Canada by saforrest · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I'm quite proud to be an (adopted) Canadian. I see this as just another way for us to poke the Nazi Americans...what with SARs, mad cow, and our threat to decriminalize pot...why shouldn't we just push the envelope a little more? ;-)

    We also maintain a threatening lead in Zamboni technology. [This borrowed from Canadian Bacon].

  6. Re:hype by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    where did they get the figure of $1.6-trillion of damage done by viruses

    I was out sick for 2 weeks a few months ago with a virus so that explains a lot but I'm dammed if I know where they got the other half trillion from.

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    Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
    What truth?
    There is no dupe
  7. Re: i can just see the film... by op51n · · Score: 5, Funny

    Disgruntled Professor in said subject goes insane (but his inherent humanity remains for later purposes in the script, naturally) and writes a virus that will 'bring down the planets computing power'. Former student and star of the class is brought in (obviously from somewhere and time at which they for some reason cannot face computers (possibilities: severe RSI, Epilepsy set off miraculously by 65-85Hz screens, Blindness...) to defeat the mad professor, before the final showdown with badly executed profundities.

    And all the computer scenes have to use a bizarre and unique 3D styled UI, that looks wholly unusable, and slightly, if not completely frustrating.

    Geee, I can't wait *lays on the fake exuberance*. These things always happen when something becomes more mainstream.

  8. Kirk did it. by xixax · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first year results are held on an unpatched IIS box.

    For your final exam, there's a security certified server that holds your results. If you can give yourself an A+, you probably deserve it. :o)

    Xix.

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    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  9. They're not terrorists by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 4, Funny

    When they're on our side, they're called Freedom Fighters!

    --

    In Soviet America the banks rob you!
  10. Re:They might be accused... by mlush · · Score: 5, Funny
    roughly 70% of the code written will be copied from a single student while hte other 30% is competely unworkable. =)

    ...and if caught at plagerism the studants can claim that the copyed virus infected their project work