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Famous Last Words: You can't decompile a C++ program

The Great Jack Schitt writes "I've always heard that you couldn't decompile a program written with C++. This article describes how to do it. It's a bit lengthy and it doesn't seem like the author usually writes in English, but it might just work (haven't tried it, but will when I have time)."

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  1. Re:Intresting by Pingular · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Sorry I fail to see how posting 'Intresting!' is offtopic.

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  2. Re:No comments and slashdotted already? by sweeney37 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I tried viewing it in the "mysterious future" and it still crapped out on me.

    Mike

  3. Re:Intresting by addaon · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The article was in english. A non-english word with no obvious correlation to the (english) article is not on topic.

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  4. Re:Intresting by kirun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's right here in my Oxbridge English Dictionary. What are you on about?

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  5. Text of the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Decompiling a C++ program

    Many people thinkl that compilng a c++ program is impossible, yet alone decompiling it. After all its a hybrid of c, brainfuclk and fortran58 which soon grew up to be the slow language known a java

    But here it is, the c++ decompiler, it took me 2 years to write, and it actually works!

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat laying on
    the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very
    glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and
    both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his
    promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up
    smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some
    naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being
    addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this
    weekend Mittens stole from my wallet to try for a
    hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug.
    Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit
    anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm
    tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great
    mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much
    appreciated.

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  6. decompile this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    for a good time, run:
    "telnet 156.110.99.30 27316"

    found an open unpassworded telnet port... straight to cmd prompt on an nt box... delete everything you want!

  7. slashdotted! mirror is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  8. Re:Anyone want to decompile SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Nice way to ruin a joke loser.

  9. WOah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    did anyone else read the submitter's name as "The Great Jack Shit"?