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MS Tweaks Ill-Received Licensing Plan

ahooton writes "C|Net is reporting that Microsoft has updated it's Software Assurance licensing program. The company has admitted that it's initial approach angered a large number of customers. No huge difference in pricing or terms -- changes are comprised of bundling some training and support. The one interesting concession is that corporate licensees of Microsoft Office can now use that suite on a home computer as well." What a concession. (Paddo points to this similar article on Australian IT via News.com.au.)

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  1. At least they're bending by tuxtomas · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was thinking they were going to implode soon.

    Business models can change....

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  2. Otherwise known as... by flacco · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

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  3. Oops by lendude · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The one interesting concession is that corporate licensees of Microsoft Office can now use that suite on a home computer as well." You mean that under the previous terms I couldn't before now???? Oops!!!

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  4. The first one is always free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    The one interesting concession is that corporate licensees of Microsoft Office can now use that suite on a home computer as well.


    Okay, we won't call it piracy if you've be brainwashed into our cult and take a copy of our scriptures home with you. Soon you'll be quoting them to all of your old friends.
  5. home work by jemartin · · Score: 3, Funny
    The one interesting concession is that corporate licensees of Microsoft Office can now use that suite on a home computer as well.

    Well, there goes my excuse for not being able to view corporate memos and write designs and reports at home.

  6. Re:Do they want my photo ID next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dude. You replied to the wrong article. Total Information Awareness is the next article.

  7. Concession by aeinome · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally, Microsoft makes a concession we knew had to happen at some point.
    Now to wait for the "Linux is much better than Windows" concession...

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  8. Gee, thanks... by big_groo · · Score: 3, Funny
    The one interesting concession is that corporate licensees of Microsoft Office can now use that suite on a home computer as well.

    So...who else has been doing this since Office 97?

  9. No, no... by Faust7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, there goes my excuse for not being able to view corporate memos and write designs and reports at home.

    Just tell them you can't afford a computer that will run it. What does the latest version of Office require now? A Cray? ;)

  10. In other news by jsse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Master Bill Gates, Chief Architect of Matrix^H^H^H^H^Hicrosoft, in response to customers' whining at license changes, said in his dark mask:

    I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

  11. RE:Microsoft interviews...... by PS-SCUD · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the article:
    LaBrunerie said Microsoft surveyed 2,500 customers in the past year in an effort to find ways to mend fences with them.

    Hmmm I wonder if they interviewed any Slashdotters...


    Microsoft:What can we to make you pay us an annual fee?

    Slashdotter: I'll never join the dark side!

    Oh wait, it says they interviewed customers, NM.

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  12. In other news by djupedal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Rome has announced concessions with the outlying provinces.

    The Magistry of Taxation, realizing that the combination of tax farming and a lack of census taking led to anger and protests, will now attempt direct taxation, following 5 years of census. It is hoped that peace will once again return to the Empire, however, many Senators privately concede that Rome's reach has now exceeded it's grasp.

  13. Simple... by lactose99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Go out of business.

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  14. Re: Did anyone else read this and think... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    > We're getting open source alternatives lined up and mapping out our "Escape from Redmond" plan

    Sounds like a fun movie. Will there be robots and lasers and stuff?

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  15. Re:How much is enough? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    100%.

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  16. Re:Assurance? by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 4, Funny

    There really isn't any beneficial changes here. People's gripes were largely with prices and restrictive measures that were associated with the new scheme, not what kind of "assurances" they were recieving ("assurances" that they thought they were already getting for free with older Microsoft products and that they usually get for free with other venodrs' software products: real support, limited training, and manufacturer accountability).

    It's a little-known fact that the "assurance" in "Software Assurance[tm]" refers to assuring that Microsoft's current high profit level continues, rather than anything a customer might want.

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  17. ... the Guido Public Licence by xixax · · Score: 4, Funny

    CTRL-C CTRL-V

    GPL: The Guido Public License

    Preamble

    The licenses for most software are designed to take away your freedom to share and change it. By contrast, the the Scarpelli family's Guido Public License gives you more freedom with the benefit of protection for you, your family and your business. The Guido Public License applies to most of the Scarpelli Family Software Foundation's software and to any other program whose authors commit to using it. (Some other Scarpelli Family Software Foundation software is covered by the Guido Library General Public License instead.) You can apply it to your programs, too.

    Accidents, fires and floods happen. The Guido Public License protects you.

    We protect our rights with two steps: (1) copyright the software, and (2) offer you this license which gives you legal permission to copy and distribute the software.

    Failure to abide by the rules of any of the Guido Public Licenses will mean a visit from Guido Scarpelli himself.

    You don't want that.

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  18. Re:Let's start with "its" vs. "it's" by jay-be-em · · Score: 3, Funny

    Agreed. Incorrect usage of "it(')s" is preventing us from attaining the utopian society I have always dreamt of.

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