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fvwm Turns Ten

Some Old Dude writes "fvwm, F* Virtual Window Manager, is celebrating its 10th birthday in a few days. This is the window manager I used when cutting my Linux teeth back in the last millennium, and the one I still use today (after trying many newer ones). If it's been a while since you've seen what fvwm can do, check out its features and screenshots."

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  1. I am un... CHIEN andalousia!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Wanna grow, i wanna be, be a DEBASER!!!

  2. AOL throws Nullsoft Waste in the trash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    News.com reports that AOL ordered Nullsoft to remove their new collaboration/file sharing tool Waste from their website. This isn't the first time this has happened, either. In 2000, AOL ordered Nullsoft to remove gnutella from their website. Fortunately they released the program under the GPL, so the source is still available.

  3. Re:Why bother by commodoresloat · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Why bother duplicating XP? Why would Linux need to become just like Windows? If that's what you want, why NOT use Windows? You're advocating this to make Linux competitive with Windows? WTF?

  4. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...graduate students take you!

  5. Very important Health Info (Please Read!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    You may be surprised to learn that the software you use affects your health. A group of medical researchers in the Midwest have discovered proof that the effect of using quality, reliable software on human health is undeniable.
    An unbiased medical study was recently completed which included blood tests, double-blind placebo-controlled user tests, heart monitors and urine samples, among other techniques. The study was led by Dr. Robert Wilkes and his assistant Dr. Li Huang, both of whom have a strong background in computer software. The details have not yet been made available to the public, however Drs. Wilkes and Huang have asked that the public be provided with a summary of their findings as soon as possible.

    This study was conducted over a period of two years, and the results will be published shortly in a major medical journal. The subjects for the study were 235 computer users and programmers, of varying skill levels, selected at random from major cities in the U.S., and carefully monitored on a periodic basis for software-related stress, illness, injury and other ailments. They also performed psychological evaluations to determine the effect of various software brands on the users' mental health.

    Below is a brief summary of the results of their findings.

    Users of Microsoft Windows, Office and Internet Explorer have a significantly lower incidence of stomach ulcers, colonic gas, redness of the eyes, and stress-related high blood pressure than their Unix & Linux counterparts -- particularly the users of Solarus, Red Hat, NOME, KDE and Netscape, among others. It was believed that the ocular redness was related to the high percentage of marijuana abusers in the Linux community, and urinalysis confirmed this to be the case. Further study and psychoanalysis showed that the stress and ulceration (found in the Unix & Linux users) were primarily caused by the following factors:
    1. Uncertainty about the future of their operating system.
    2. The perceived need to "fight the system", or a sort of internal struggle against large corporations (such as Microsoft).
    3. The necessity of posturing oneself as "reet" in order to gain the respect of colleagues. (These users failed to inform Dr. Wilkes as to the meaning of this obscure term. If anyone here can provide a definition, that would be appreciated.)
    4. Feelings of fear or paranoia concerning illegal hacking, cracking and "where's" smuggling activities. (Such feelings were quite widespread among this group, and tend to also cause the flatus which was mentioned earlier.)

    The Unix & Linux users also had a greater incidence of carpal-tunnel syndrome, due to the greater necessity of typing at the command line. Examination of the wrist muscles in this group of users found numerous cases of inflammation and irreparable injury caused by their incessant command-line usage, whereas the majority of Microsoft users, who primarily use the mouse and seldom type, had healthy wrist muscles.

    The Microsoft users exhibited tranquility, good mental and physical health, and balanced emotional well-being. They tend to spend more time at the gym, visit family and friends more often, and are more outgoing and social. Dr. Huang found that this is due to the fact that their operating system doesn't require them to spend long hours studying Mann pages in order to perform simple maintenance tasks. Their primary reasons for feeling secure were as follows:

    1. Their choice of software is friendly and colorful, plays interesting sounds when they start up, shut down, or click on certain pictures, and Microsoft provides plenty of hotfixes such as Windows Update to keep their computer safe from hackers.
    2. They feel secure about the future of Microsoft, partly because its founder is the richest man on the planet. As one user noted, "Bill Gates is one smart cookie. He knows how to make computers easy for people like me. I trust him with the future of my computer, because he always comes up with nifty ways to make computers fun.
  6. Pixies suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...and it's "Un Chien Andalou". What the fuck is "Andalusia"? An Andalusiasian Dog?

    Really, the Pixies suck. Loud, soft, loud, soft, fast, slow, fast, slow... Just gimmicks.

  7. Re:Why bother by ball-lightning · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What can I say, I'm bored =D

  8. Lumberjack Song - Monty Python by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
    I sleep all night and I work all day


    He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
    He sleeps all night and works all day


    I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
    I go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays I go shopping,
    And have buttered scones for tea.


    He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
    He sleeps all night and works all day


    I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
    I like to press wild flowers,
    I put on women's clothing,
    And hang around in bars.


    He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
    He likes to press wild flowers,
    He put on women's clothing,
    And hang around in ?!?BARS?!?!


    I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
    I sleep all night and I work all day.


    He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
    He sleeps all night and works all day


    I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
    Suspenders and a bra,
    I wish I were a girlie,
    Just like my dear papa.


    He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
    Suspenders and a bra,
    He wants to be a girlie,
    Just like his dear papa????


    Composers: Terry Jones, Michael Palin, & Fred Tomlinson
    Authors: Terry Jones & Michael Palin
    Arranger: Fred Tomlinson
    Lead Singer: Michael Palin