SCO's Real Motive... A Buyout?
psykocrime writes "Acccording to this article in ComputerWorld, CEO Darl McBride of SCO has finally discussed the possibility of a buyout by IBM in public. Among other things, McBride says:
"I'm not trying to screw up the Linux business," he said. "I'm trying to take care of the shareholders, employees and people who have been having their rights trampled on." and
"If there's a way of resolving this that is positive, then we can get back out to business and everybody is good to go, then I'm fine with that," McBride said today in an interview with Computerworld. "If that's one of the outcomes of this, then so be it."
Also, yet another computerworld article indicates that most of the press and analysts who have been invited to take part in SCO's "public review of the infringing code" have declined... apparently due primarily to concerns over the terms of the non-disclosure agreement SCO is asking them to agree to. Linus in particular has said "no way" to signing their NDA to look at the code."
booo scosucks.com is taken =(
You know if any of the rest of us mortals used an equivelent disparaging term for blacks in a quote, we would be modded down to a negative number.
Dawn of the Dead
Once upon a time whilst walking in a park I asked a geek "Do you have a girlfriend?". He responded with a very puzzled look. "A girlfriend?," he mused, "Who is the developer?". I chuckled and told him this was not an open source project. He then became slightly angry and inquired, "Are you trying to insult me? Only the best geeks use open source only! What planet are you living on?!". I reassured him I was well aware of his integrity as a geek (white skin, clumsy, pants that are too short, lack of daily shower, pocket protector etc), and explained, "A girlfriend is a female who to a male (most oftenly a male) has an intimate friendship." He gave me a very confused look. "I have never heard of such a thing.. this.. g-g-irlfriend?" He asked me, sounding very baffled. "I have heard of friends before, those pets other people have. But what is this thing you say.. Grill?". "Girl," I corrected. Then I asked him to sit down on a bench nearby so I could explain it too him, the poor, helpless thing. I told him that for human beings to reproduce, sexual intercourse must occur between a male and a female. "Perhaps you hear the trolls mention a thing called "pussy" on slashdot?". The geek burst into laughter, "Haha, you have been browsing at -1 lately, haven't you? You know that is just troll talk. Those silly trolls never have anything intelligent to say."
My face turned serious. "My dear geek, are you not aware of the female population amongst you? Do you not stare in the street and want to hump a post when you pass by a hot, slim, gorgeous looking chick with a firm bust and well sculpted ass?". The geek immediately began to appear as if he was having a nervous breakdown. His glasses began to fog up and he took them off to wipe them with this linux embroidered shirt, "I think I know what you are talking about. Those things are icky. They have cooties. Get away from me!" I felt offended. "Nonsense, I pleaded! Pussy is a beautiful thing. A sacred thing that you should strive to give pleasure to." The geek would not listen and he began to cry. "STOP IT!! You are EVIL!!" He then, quite geekishly, skipped off down the path.
I walked back to my house feeling rather disheartened. 'Why don't they listen to me' I asked myself? When I got home my girlfriend opened the door. She was wearing short-shorts and a sports bra. She had been doing the thigh master for the past 30 minutes and was sweating. I could see her dark nipples underneath her slightly damp bra. Oh god I could fuck her to the moon and back. I could smell her horniness the second I took my shoes off. I chased her, both of us laughing, to our bedroom [THE FOLLOWING has been censored for the well-being of geeks].... Six hours later, finally satisfied a little, I sat up and noticed that same geek hiding in the trees. He had been watching us the entire time. I swear his penis had to have been the size of a fucking horse cock (not bad for a geek, i might add), and he appeared as if he had gone into a state of shock. I could see cum stains forming near the bulge of his pant zipper. I thought to myself. There is one geek, finally brought into the real world.
With changes to support current SCO news
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Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
I have to echo the above poster's comment about the racially-tinged reference.
It's ironic indeed that the same comment could not be made about african americans or other racial groups without setting off the Al Sharptons of the world.
I'm not claiming some kind of conspiracy or anything of the sort, but it's interesting what we as americans find acceptable targets of our derision. Whether this is due to socialization, collective guilt, peer pressure... who knows. IANAS (I am not a sociologist).
Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
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Because, in truth, name any group that has not been racially opressed in America. Latino's? Jewish? Various asian cultures? Indian?
I'm not defending what has been said, but presenting facts.
The only thing white, as a race has suffered, is reverse discrimination. "Other" being favoured simply because "other" has been pushed down.
Nothing justifies anything in discrimination, reverse discrimination, racial remarks, "hate crimes" etc.. But now you have the reason why a white-discrimnitory remark is less frowned upon.. simply because there is less white oppression in the world.
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"I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. But Wanda loves me and that should be enough for you." - Cosmo
LOL! Good one there, had me in splits for a while :-)
~m
ok there are more whites than any of those minorities (in the US at least), but there aren't more whites than there are of all those minorities put together. Reverse discrimination is nothing to be scoffed at, it's a real issue, and we are definately outnumbered in the discrimination department.
Do you realize that anyone but a white male can get money for college simply because of race/color/gender? Anyone non-white has a higher liklihood of being employed because of affirmative action. And of course, whites are hated and discriminated against by every race on earth because a long time ago they figured out we are suckers for the race card whether true or not.
Another way of looking at this is... males and whites are discriminated against when seeking funds for admissions to college. Males and whites are discriminated against when being considered for acceptance into a college. Employers are actually discouraged by our government from giving jobs to males and whites, and also discouraged from promoting males or giving them raises.
You think this is right? I don't want a special edge because of my race or gender, but I don't want a disadvantage either. I want to be able to hand in a resume knowing that if I don't get the job it was because there was someone the employer believed could do it better. If I don't get into college I want it to be because someone who has a better potential of utilizing the education took my place.
Heh, I don't think any of it is right. And I'm certainly not scoffing at it. As I stated before, I was stating facts, same as you have ('cept for your last paragraph).
But let it be known, whites are neither evil nor good just like blacks, indian (west, east or "native"), etc.. There's just been a long power thing between whites and others which have wound up with whites repressing/opressing others. Why? And I dont' mean the economical 'why'.. but 'why' as in, "we are all in this together" 'why'.
If I had my way about things, admission papers wouldn't use names or genders or interviews etc.. do everything via special ID #'s for college applications. No communicaton of anything ethnic. If you are part of a "poor group" you get put into that, and if you need to be chosen statistically for it, well.. you have competition regardless of race, creed, etc...
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"I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. But Wanda loves me and that should be enough for you." - Cosmo
Duh.