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Three Gorges Dam Begins Storing Water

Anonymous Coward writes "The Three Gorges Dam, the largest hydroelectric project in the world, and one of the largest engineering projects underway right now, has begun accumulating water in the reservoir."

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  1. I swear to god... by craenor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thought that said Three Gorgeous Dames begin storing water...was like, wtf?

    1. Re:I swear to god... by secolactico · · Score: 2, Funny

      What? Never heard a woman complain of "feeling bloated" because she is "retaining water"?

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  2. Just Jump! by Ianworld · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now if they're so against it they just need to do what the US government was afraid of during the cold war. All the chinese people have to stand on it and jump at the same time... thats 1 billion people times about 150 pounds each. or 150 billion pounds of force. Thats how you get rid of a controversial dam... damn it :)

    1. Re:Just Jump! by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's because they're in the United States, aren't they?

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  3. The Ents'll take it out by YeOldeGnurd · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dunno. Will Jiang Zemin start building mines below the dam and end up pissing off the Ents? If so, I don't think his plan holds water, if you pardon the expression

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  4. Thanks a lot by awtbfb · · Score: 3, Funny


    Now I have to go pee.

  5. Life goes on as usual for Chinese peasants by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a related story,
    life goes on as usual for Chinese peasants in the villages behind the dam.

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  6. Not Unix, Eunuchs by 3770 · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, you got it wrong. They are using bits of Eunuchs. Ewww, that was bad.

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  7. Re:WHo wants to start the pool? by outsider007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    unless those damn mutants find a way to blow it up sooner.
    we're probably living in a simulation anyway so it doesn't really matter.

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  8. Re:Dam collapses killed 220,000 in China in the 70 by klasikahl · · Score: 2, Funny

    This was in fact the biggest technological diaster of all time. You must not be considering the entire family of Windows products.

  9. 1.21 Gigawatts ?? by Foddrick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally I can power my flux capacitor without worrying about the Libyans coming to ge me.

  10. Re:A story like this... by cyril3 · · Score: 3, Funny
    That nasty old Chinese goverment is building a big ugly dam in a pretty spot. You should care because they are also going to hurt some cute fluffy animals. They say its so they can make some electricity and stop water getting into their houses but I don't believe that for one minute.

    What do you think?

    As if I fucking care what someone who wants to contribute on the basis of a two sentence synopsis of the 3G project thinks.

  11. Re:As Stupid as Aswan by el-spectre · · Score: 2, Funny

    Teach him to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day...

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  12. Re:There is a hell of a lot of criticism of China. by Kyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    global warming (yes it does exist, America)

    As I post, it is 41 degrees Fahrenheit in Chicago. In June. 41 DEGREES IN FREAKING JUNE! Yes, this just reeks of global warming, doesn't it?

  13. Re:lamenating progress by Ilgaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't blame people over that. I am interested in huge projects like that, so I naturally checked the yahoo,google etc for info etc.

    Half of the stuff was from the "green" organisations, some of them clearly gets money from "rival" goverments to bitch about the project.

    I don't go mad to such stuff, we had similar problems (not naming country for needless off topic crap).

    Its how International rivalry works, since beginning of 20th century.

    One of the main reasons of building three gorges is interestingly to stop floods which effects hundreds of millions of people. Not just the power.

    Anyways, this old green-politics game will go on like that...

  14. Re:Shabby constructions - the dam is already CRACK by yobbo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ugh good one, you just got slashdot banned in China.

  15. Re:WHo wants to start the pool? by GMontag · · Score: 2, Funny

    Headline in 10 years:

    New York Times
    Three Gorges Rapids Project Complete
    by Jayson Blair and Peter Arnett

    China's first theme park, the Three Gorges Rapids, opened last week. A massive engineering feat, the proud and resourceful free peoples of China who independently banded together collectively to form a theme park around the largest rapids ever created by man or nature.

    The process included building a massive temproary dam, filling the resivour, then the controlled destruction of the dam resulting in the rapids forming where the dam once stood.

    The road building and hotel construction will begin soon, as the Chinese wished to keep the area in it's pristine, natural state as long as possible . . .

  16. Humm 18.2 gigawatts.... by Spyder · · Score: 2, Funny

    18.2 Gigawatts a year? you could go back to 1955 15 times!

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