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TiVo To Sell Customer Data

camusflage writes "Yahoo has a story that details TiVo's plans to sell customer data to advertisers and broadcasters. While individuals will be anonymous, data will be made available in aggregate form, including ZIP code. The San Jose Mercury News has additional coverage on the news."

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  1. pr0n by Jukeb0x · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally they might give me the pr0n-commercials and ads I've been waiting for!

  2. Re:Key word: aggregate by ryants · · Score: 4, Funny
    Unless there's a ZIP code in Wyoming with only one person
    Insert "yo mamma so fat..." joke here.
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  3. Re:Wow by BilldaCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    news flash, einstein:

    NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR PARTICULAR VIEWING HABITS.

    take off your tin-foil hat now.

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  4. oh great by Lxy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now mass marketers will think I'm Gay.

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  5. Funny hack opportunities by Big+Toe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine if you could change the information sent to Tivo so the advertisers thought young teenagers watched "The 700 Club" and retired senior citizens watched MTV. Soon Depends undergarments will advertise during TRL and Trojan condoms will be blasting its ads to conservative republicans. That would be dope.

  6. Re:Wow by RollingThunder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heck, less than that. Web server -statistics-, post amalgamating and tabulating.

    So they can tell that three thousand people in your zip code watched American Idol... they're not going to be able to conclusively proove *you* have no taste. ;)

  7. How Tivo Ruined my life - A potentially true story by ethaz · · Score: 5, Funny
    See, they could get the radius server logs from UUNet and then check the time of the call and compare it with logs received at that time and look for the secret code embedded in the logs [they deny it but I know it's there] and then compare it to the wiretaps from Echelon and then run the whole thing through the NSA supercomputer and then they'll know that I watched the Brady Bunch and then my boss will know [because he gets a secret report on me from the NSA] and then I'll be passed over for promotion because he is a
    Partridge Family fan and then I'll be a target for the next layoff and then I'll be laid off and then I'll lose my house and then my wife will leave me and then I'll get beat up at the rescue mission over a bottle of MD20-20 and then they'll put impants in my brain at the emergency room and then the CIA will transmit orders to me through PBS and then I'll have to wear aluminum foil on my head all the time and then that won't matter because while I am laying in the gutter on skid row George W. Bush and Dick Cheney will send a UFO to abduct me and then I'll get probed (ouch) and then the aliens will clone me and then the clone will take over my old life and then I'll be a slave in the methane mines on Altair IV and then I'll get spaced by a slorg monster and then I'll die. All because of Tivo.



    (I posted this to Usenet a while back, but since the privacy hysteria is starting again, I thought I would outline the threat as seen by some.)

  8. Re:Good for us by netringer · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the TiVo viewing data really gets distributed there will be MUCH better ratings for /. TV like Star Trek(s), Red Dwarf, Blackadder, The Office, Buffy,... and the stuff on TechTV and the Sci-Fi channel.

    Nerd viewing habits will be a force to be reckoned with.
    Don't write letters to networks and advertisers - VOTE for your favorite shows with your TiVo!

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  9. Re:Demographics are not an invasion of privacy. by rthille · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, the trouble is that _everyone_ over generalizes.

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