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Still more links on SCO's assorted allegations of copyright infringement. They say they're going to sue Novell. Software analysts refuse to be part of the hoax - also some good quotes from Linus here. SCO and UNIX: a Comedy of Errors. Salon has a story on SCO too, but sadly it's not available to read freely. And Wired has an old story which I think sums up the SCO claims pretty well.
Jerry:Essie O, you say that ...
Essie O:I say that my [beep] boyfriend is [beep] with that [beep] [beep] ...
Jerry:Hold it, hold it there. Please don't use coarse lanuage here. How long have you been together?
Essie O:We have been going out for like 4, or like 5 years now you know, and we are now having a baby now you know, and now you know he has been so hard on me not to see no friend and all ...
Jerry:So you have a relationship?
Essie O:Sorta way, but we are not moving any closer, 'cause he's like spending big money on stuff like toying with his mainframes and all that work on AIX and we are not comming to a place where we can talk about our new thing with baby and all you know
Jerry:And now you are mad at ...
Essie O:Yes, 'cause hes's talking and talking about love and things, but I know he is seeing a [beep] whose name is Lee Knox
Herbie M:She is lying ...
Essie O:I'm no [beep] lying man. You say you have work to do on AIX, and you go out seeing that [beep] [beep]! You are a cheater and a [beep] and a [beep]. I don't trust you for a dime man
Jerry:Your language please. Herbie M, is that true?
Herbie M:I know Lee Knox, and we are old friends from high school. She is very nobel and do a lot for a lot of many people man. I talked to her last Saturday you know and ...
Essie O:And you [beep] her on any day of the week ...
Herbie M:No [beep] man, I love you honey ...
Essie O:Don't you honey me here, when you are honeying somebody else. I see no nobel thing of that [beep] and you have no business running with her whan we are building a relationship
Jerry:And you say that your jewellery ...
Essie O:Yeah, he's taking the things he's been giving to me and some of my old stuff you know, and he is saying all sort of sweet things to he while he is robbing me blind you know, and now he's is trying to impress that [beep] with my best ...
Herbie M:I'm giving no jewllery of yours to nobody. Why would I give things to you and take it out of your things again man. I give no jewellery of yours away ...
Essie O:He do too ...
Jerry:But is it so, please welcome Noue L ... You are ...
Noue L:I am Essie O's class mate from high school, we were best friends thereand we share everything then. I lent her all of my things to do any business with, and when we went to the prom, she was using my jewellery ...
Jerry:And, you have a say on the jewellery what Essie O is talking about when she says that ...
Noue L:Yes, she is now refering to my jewellery as it now is hers to keep. It is alright she is using it and she can wear it on as often as she wants, but ...
Essie O:No, it is my now. How can you talk like this to me man? You don't remember that you gave these ...
Noue L:No, it is not like this at all. All that I said was, that you could borrow it for as long time that you wanted. You have no business stopping Herbie M in ...
Essie O:You don't know that this [beep] is giving your possessions to a [beep] who is [beep] with my man ...
Noue L:I know Lee Knox very well, and she is allowed to ...
Essie O:You're a [beep] and a [beep] ...
Jerry:Stop it there. And again please watch your language! Let us
:-) = I am happy
:^) = I am happy with my big nose
C:\> = I am happy with my OS
Arguably the dumbest joke in the history of /.
Go home.
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Someone please mod the parent down... this link has already been karma-whored to death...
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