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Microsoft Plans An Overhaul For Patch System

sckienle writes "ZD-Net has an article about Microsoft's plans to overhaul their patch system. 'Ninety-five percent of attacks happen after a patch for a known software vulnerability has been issued' says Scott Charney, chief trustworthy computing strategist at Microsoft. Basically, Scott is promoting the idea that Microsoft can do a better job, in many ways, so people will trust and be able to install patches quickly. Microsoft has a transcript of Scott Charney's talk on their site." As reader sweeney37 summarizes, " Microsoft's plan is to reduce the patch installers from eight to two, they want to have one patch installer specifically for the OS side and one specifically for the applications." Sweeney37 points out this InformationWeek article on the planned change.

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  1. now? by CptChipJew · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We are now doing security audits on all our products as part of development."

    No comment necessary =)

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  2. recent bad patches? by ClickWir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What about the recent patch that "broke" peoples net connections... I don't want something like that automatically applied.

    1. Re:recent bad patches? by Zigg · · Score: 3, Informative

      You have a choice today. But you may not in the future.

    2. Re:recent bad patches? by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You know, I love the register as any slashdot user does, but, seriously, it is not "news". The specific article that you are posting is full of "may" and "could". The link to SuSE linux at the end of the article hardly makes for detached commentary. In fact, had this article been posted in /. it would have been a -1 Troll.

      I think that Microsoft could very well make system updates (ie not DRM related ones) obligatory but I don't think they will. And, seriously, even if they do, what stops you from blocking windowsupdate.microsoft.com at your firewall?

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  3. A very tough task by timeOday · · Score: 5, Informative

    In the commercial world, because of restrictions on software distribution, there is no single place to go for patches. There is no debian or RedHat that distributes 100s or 1000s of applications and will provide you patches for ALL of them promptly and consistently.

    1. Re:A very tough task by cperciva · · Score: 3, Insightful

      you (the admin) still have to hunt down all the non-MS patches yourself. RedHat does this for you :-)

      Redhat provides patches for everything it distributes.

      Microsoft provides patches for everything it distributes.

      I fail to see the problem.

  4. MS Patch by CySurflex · · Score: 5, Funny
    I've tried the MS Patch system to rid myself of the MS-addiction, but even with the patch I find myself waking up at night and installing windows 98.

    Maybe with this overhaul they'll come out with better microtine patches and I'll be able to look my friends and family in the eyes, once again.

  5. Corporate Administrators Rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's so difficult for Administrators to manage all these patches.
    We take a risk by delaying patches, we take an even bigger risk by patching without decent amounts of testing.
    The last thing we want is to have tested the patch and find out we rolled it out incorrectly. MS appears to be going some way to help us good guys out.

  6. While it's laudable that they're at least trying.. by The+Kryptonian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    .. I sincerely doubt that their reputation for releasing patches that break as much as they fix will be affected very much by this move. I think most business users will see it as an attempt to appear as though they're trying to address the issues instead of actually doing anything.

    It's kind of like a balding man with a really bad comb-over. It looks okay from a distance, but it doesn't really fool anyone.

  7. My Patch by scubacuda · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yo Bill! Here is my "patch".

    PATCH THIS"

  8. Double standard with Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Users who do not patch their default Linux installs are the ones to blame when they get hacked, but Windows users who turn off automatic updates are off the hook because Microsoft didn't roll out a patch correctly?

    Double standard, anyone?

  9. Re:User problem by pla · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you turn off this feature, it's really your own fault that you get hacked.

    I will presume you mean that as a joke.

    You do know Microsoft's history of releasing "updates" that have a high probability of making matters worse than the bugs they claim to fix, right?

    I believe their last proof of this idea occurred... Oh, last week? And who can forget the legendary NT4 "even numbered SP plague"? They should have released 6a as 7, just to keep their f'd up patches consistantly named. ;-)

  10. Automated patches for pirated copies? by brogdon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As I read this little blurb, I was thinking to myself that this probably won't help me any, since I have a pirated copy of XP (as do a nontrivial number of other users, I would imagine). My first thought was that Microsoft would require you to have an "activated" and properly registered copy of Windows and/or the MS applications you were running in order to receive the updates.

    But as I thought about it, I realized that not letting the pirates patch their installs of Windows might not be in MS's best interests either. If some worm gets loose, and 98% of registered Windows users are patched, but none of the cracked copies are, the worm will replicate to the 2% of unpatched registered users much faster than if you'd allowed the pirates to receive patches instead of trying to screw them with an insecure version of the OS. That would increase the ultimate number of infected machines and influence whether or not the worm becomes a PR problem.

    I'm not sure what I would do in this situation; I'd probably end up allowing pirated copies to update anyway and just try to capture their IP addresses on the sly in case I could use them later.

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    1. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by ramzak2k · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was thinking to myself that this probably won't help me any, since I have a pirated copy of XP

      Dude , i suggest you remove the URL to your website. It is not that difficult to find your address.

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    2. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by burns210 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "...not letting the pirates patch their installs of Windows might not be in MS's best interests either. If some worm gets loose, and 98% of registered Windows users are patched, but none of the cracked copies are, the worm will replicate to the 2% of unpatched registered users much faster..."

      So if you have a pirated copy, and you constantly get infected by worms because you can't get any security patches, wouldn't that make you more inclined to BUY THE SOFTWARE?

    3. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, I'll hapiily pay! ... For quality software against a reasonable price, that is. Now if Windows XP didn't cost me a kidney but 50 euros or something OR MS would drastically improve/cough up some versions of their OS worth the money, (stable*, secure*, fast*, bloat-free, no evil licensing schemes/integrated crap) then I'd happily pay! Unfortunately, right now, I'm not going to fork over 300 euros for Win XP Pro only so I can have one huge piece of bloat slow down my computer while MS monkeys/lawyers are constantly trying to think up the holy grail of licenses which in legal terms state that MS will own my house, car, wife, first born and have the right to sell my soul to Satan for favours.

      * = Surprisingly, they already managed this. A windows machine CAN be made fairly stable if properly taken care of, same with security. And XP Pro boots pretty fast on my Celeron 300, faster then 2k on an AMD XP 1900 :\ Remember kids, while MS is still evil, most faults can be attributed to human error/incompetence still!

    4. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by dirk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, I'll hapiily pay! ... For quality software against a reasonable price, that is. Now if Windows XP didn't cost me a kidney but 50 euros or something OR MS would drastically improve/cough up some versions of their OS worth the money, (stable*, secure*, fast*, bloat-free, no evil licensing schemes/integrated crap) then I'd happily pay! Unfortunately, right now, I'm not going to fork over 300 euros for Win XP Pro only so I can have one huge piece of bloat slow down my computer while MS monkeys/lawyers are constantly trying to think up the holy grail of licenses which in legal terms state that MS will own my house, car, wife, first born and have the right to sell my soul to Satan for favours.

      * = Surprisingly, they already managed this. A windows machine CAN be made fairly stable if properly taken care of, same with security. And XP Pro boots pretty fast on my Celeron 300, faster then 2k on an AMD XP 1900 :\ Remember kids, while MS is still evil, most faults can be attributed to human error/incompetence still!


      So let me get this straight. You'll pay if the software is stable, secure, fast, bloat-free, and has licensing you like. You admit Windows XP is stable, secure, and fast (even though you later go on to contradict yourself and say that it will slow down your computer). If it is stable, secure and fast (as you admit it is), bloat just means it has extra features you don't use, which don't affect any of the previous 3 apparently. So because you don't like the licensing terms (but apparently approve of the rest of the product) you will pirate the software. This seems like the whiniest protest I've ever heard. The software is great, but until they change their licensing and price (which I can afford, since I can afford a computer) I'm going to steal their software. Jesus, and people wonder why non-geeks think /, and other geek sites make all geeks look like a bunch of whiney little children who are just looking for everything for free...

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    5. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Psiren · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's the biggest load of bullshit I've ever read. If you think Windows is such a bloat-ridden insecure piece of crap, why are you still using it? The truth of the matter is, you can get away with not paying for it, so you will. You're a thief, end of story.

  11. sweet irony by ciroknight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After i just go through hell with m$s last patch to fix a security problem... connection problems. That thing took 5 hours to remove and still i see side effects of it (like aim wont connect and stay connected for long). But hey, that's how they make their killing: tech support. Sadly I'm not (dumb|smart) enough to (write|call) them on this one. Maybe its time for a patch system that simply removes the files they over wrote and stores the old ones somewhere.... that'd be really nice..

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    1. Re:sweet irony by scubacuda · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Seriously...once I made the switch to Linux (I've used them all, but mostly use RH now), I had FEWER problems.

      Sure, there's a learning curve, but IMO it's well worth it.

  12. Re:User problem by djupedal · · Score: 3, Funny
    if....can...just about...

    As a MS apologist, please remember you are held to strict rules when starting any and all arguments.
    1. Never use open-ended statements, such as "if you do this" and "just about every time", without first reminding readers that you are an expert in your field, and you only discuss facts.
    2. When arguing that the user is the principal cause of computer problems, be sure to also state that MS has always had a policy of considering the user's needs first and foremost when designing products.
    3. Never end a comment by stating "But I'm sure we can twist this into an anti-MS thread anyway" without a friendly wave (all fingers out) and a smile.
    Be careful out there.
  13. Your idiotic anti-microsoft fervence by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 3, Funny

    It embiggens the smallest open source advocate.

    If anything will topple Microsoft's dominance of the operating system market, it's an ascii middle finger.

    Bravo, good sir, you have done us all a service.

    Please attribute any typos in this post to the numerous tasty newcastles I have consumed.

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  14. Security patches used with political means? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hi, A good idea to improve the speed of patch adoption should be not to use patches to sneak in system "enhancements". I use XP for some tasks at home and once I applied one "cumulative security patch for Internet explorer" I found out Windows was keeping me from watching my region 1 DVDs ( I live in Spain ). Of course I re-installed windows and I stop installing whatever patch and I am trying to move all my desktop needs to Linux; anyway I believe this behavior is shameful if not criminal. I have since advise all my clients to plan an exit-strategy from Microsoft products. The belief from Microsoft they can restrict product features set, after you already bought it makes dangerous to "bet" your business on their good faith as they do not have any

    1. Re:Security patches used with political means? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Apple did the same thing with iTunes 4.0.1

      Kept you from sharing your playlists off your subnet I think...there is a /. story about it here

      The dumb thing is that everyone who cared about it caught it before hand, and every one who doesn't care most likely doesn't share their lists.

      I was going to post that MS should go to a Apple Software Update sort of thing - it's easy, the patches usually work flawlessly and you can get self contained disk images of all of them to install at your leisure.

      Then I realized that this probably wouldn't work, as Apple has a much smaller subset of hardware to deal with than MS.

      Which got me thinking that perhaps MS isn't all bad? Maybe its all the crap that people try to use with their PCs from ISA days, and all the spyware that seems to be omnipresent in any shareware install that's causing all the problems. I mean, a browser intergrated into the OS can't be that bad can it?


      Then I remembered that Bill Gates eats babies with the devil every afternoon at 4 pm.

      Whew! I almost fell to the dark side!

  15. Not true at all! by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Come on, that's hardly reasonable.

    How is a user supposed to trust a patch being issued by a company that is known to release vulnerable software in the first place?

    Yes, it's not a reasonable standpoint for a user to have, but it's still valid!

    Take this example: My system works. Apple releases Quicktime 6.3, iMovie 3.0.3, iSync 1.1, and Bluetooth 1.2.1 today. You expect me to update all of them?

    Why? Just because? Because there are new features? Because they fix bugs? Because they improve performance? Just because Apple decided to release them?

    But the difference is that I do trust Apple. Having used their OS and system for 2 years, now, I have found that Apple updates don't introduce more problems, do increase functionality, performance, and reliability, so I *will* update just because.

    However, there *are* pieces of software I haven't updated. I haven't updated my base station software, yet, because it works and I don't want to restart it. I haven't updated my iPod software, again for the same. I haven't updated my IE because I don't use it, and have deleted it.

    But I *don't* trust Microsoft. I've been using them for 10 years, and I won't update until there's feedback on whether there are new instabilities, problems, crashes, etc.

    That... and did I mention I don't trust Microsoft?

    1. Re:Not true at all! by Branka96 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well take a look at http://www.macintouch.com/mosxreaderreports.html. The number of people having problems after installing an Apple patch is very large. Blinding trusting a vendor is a recipe for disaster. When did Apple start signing their patches? Enough said.

    2. Re:Not true at all! by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Would you trust the patches more if the patch system told you how many people had installed the patch, how long it has been installed on a critical mass of systems, and how many users reported problems after installing the patch?

      (I don't know if any patch system does this...just asking)

  16. What they also need... by brucmack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not only do they need to standardize the patch installers more, they also need to put into patches the ability to slipstream them with new installations, like you can do with a service pack. The number of critical updates we have to install after every new installation of XP is ridiculous when they could just provide us with an easy method of integrating the changes into the source files.

    1. Re:What they also need... by pe1chl · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is already possible, although it is cumbersome.
      You can, when writing your unattend.txt, specify a batchfile that is to be run after the install. In that batchfile you can put the patches, with the correct switches to install them silently and without reboot.

      Unfortunately, and this is where the patch program mess comes in, not all patches have the same set of switches and not all of them can be run silently.
      For those, you need to use a script (kix, vbscript, whatever) to send the keypresses needed to proceed with the installation.

  17. What's broken by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry, Charney, it's not the patch installation software that's the problem. Sure the changes you suggest will make things a lot easier, but their absence isn't why people don't install your patches. The problem is the patches themselves.

    Yes, the patches themselves. People don't install them because they break critical production software which must not be broken. And in some cases those patches can't be backed out without a complete wipe and reinstall of the system, witness the recent VPN protocol "fix". As long as this is the case, people will still not install the patches no matter how easy the installation process is.

    If MS wants to improve their patch process, they need to do a few things:

    1. Insure that security and critical updates don't break existing software. At the very least, if breakage is neccesary the type and extent must be documented in the patch description.
    2. All security-related patches must be seperate from functionality upgrades. You can roll security fixes into service packs and upgrade packages, but you must never require the latter to get the former.
    3. All patches must be uninstallable. No exceptions. Not even for security patches. Admins must be confident that any patch can be undone if it absolutely has to be.
    4. Patches must not change license terms. One of the reasons people avoid patches is that they change the license terms to ones they can't accept. No using security fixes as blackmail to foist terms on users that the users wouldn't agree to on their own.
    1. Re:What's broken by skillet-thief · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Isn't having fewer patches a step in the wrong direction? I would think that by combining patches together, you would have more chances of things going wrong (ie. breaking your system) than if each patch just fixed one little thing. Even if that means having to install many more patches.

      Also, fewer patches means that there will be more time between patches, thus more systems running longer unpatched, and that can't be good.

      This might be a good example of the difference in design philosophy between MS and the *nix world: MS always want to make the "one big program that does everything" instead of analyzing problems and breaking things down into small packages.

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  18. Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Any time something wrong with Linux is pointed out, you are then reminded that somehow, this is a good thing. Linux is always perfect.

    Not so with MS. They can do no good ever. According to Slashdot, MS has NEVER come out with anything decent. They could compile an exact duplicate of Linus' personal kernel, and somehow, the Zealots would find something wrong.

    It's amazing how MS is slagged as not having an ounce of innovation, what about Linux itself? This is not an OS that was developed independently, with no legacy ties. In fact, it was written to be a substitute for Unix, a copy, a clone. Linux could not exist with Unix.

    This is the thinking of the supplicants who recently touted "Feet of Fury" as innovative.

    Of course, this will be modded down. Contrarian opinions are not tolerated here (the supposed bastion of free thinking). You think Bill is the Borg? You haven't met a Zealot.

    1. Re:Of course. by molarmass192 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The difference is that Linus et al. do not CLAIM to be innovative. MS touts themselves as having invented everything from the toaster to the space shuttle. Reading an MS PR release is like listening to an Al Gore speech in my mind. Neither the Linux kernel nor MS are particularly innovative, but at least Linux hackers do not falsely claim to be. MS does take a lot of heat on /. but I would say that MS's arrogance as a whole is on par with the /. camp's arrogance so it's pretty much a wash.

      Also, even though you didn't mention it, some repliers did, I don't use Linux because it's free as in $$$. I can afford the $200 XP Pro price tag. I use Linux (1) becuase I am able to see/change the source as I see fit, (2) it's modular structure lets me tailor the kernel for each box/purpose, (3) I like and use the command line extensively (not all of us are point-and-clickers), and (4) because it's not built around the asinine all-your-eggs-in-one-basket registry concept.

      One final point on the $$$ argument. I would guess that over half the XP installs out there are pirated copies anyhow. Every time I see a pirated copy of XP it pains me to NOT call the BSA but I refrain. In fact, I'd bet that most MS backers on this board have one or more pieces of pirated MS software in their possession. It's a little hippocritical to stand up for a closed source software company all while stealing (yes, it's theft) at the same time.

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  19. Interesting patch counts.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    About a year ago at work we had a presentation of why our clients should go with us and part of that presentation involved showing the patch counts between Windows 2K and Redhat 7.x. If I recall correctly those numbers came out to rougly ~1050 patches versus ~350 patches for roughly the same time period (yes all very ROUGH, we like it ROUGH...).

    So I decided to look at the patch counts of some other OS's just to make things look silly when in comparison.

    First up, my favorite... OpenBSD! On average for all releases excluding the current ones (3.3 and 3.2), the average patch count is... (note that for 2.2 to 2.6 I doubled the count because at that time they were only supported for 6 months not 1 year like post 2.6 releases were, thus the patch counts rose this isn't really all that fair but as you'll see it doesn't REALLY matter):

    32 patches per release. Which is about fair when compared to redhat since they also only patch for a year (yes yes yes, you aren't getting patches for all this other software that you'd use out of ports but hey microsoft isn't providing many patches for other peoples products if at all)

    Now lets do VMS (this is scary...)...

    A look through bug-traq archives starting at 1997 the average count over the past 6 years has been 4 patches per year. But hey when you've been around the same evolving codebase for 20 years you're bound to hit that point of diminishing returns. Of course if you're not throwing out your codebase due to limitations and problems in the original design *cough* ...

    1. Re:Interesting patch counts.... by essdodson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Where'd you get 1050 from? That sounds highly inflated to me.

      While doing an install of Windows SUS I came up with roughly 400 patches for all versions of windows capable of windows update. The number soars to over 2,000 when you introduce all the other various languages, but these patches are all duplicates.

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  20. Protecting Us From Joe User by Alereon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see this as Microsoft taking a much needed step towards addressing the #1 security problem plaguing the Internet: Joe User.

    Joe User doesn't even know what Windows Update is, so never installs any patches for the operating system. Joe User clicks on any E-mail he gets that says "L@@K NEW WINDOWS SECURITY PATCH!" or "ANNA KOURNIKOVA NAKED!!1" As a result, Joe User is running several different trojans, and his system is being used as a DDoS attack drone whenever it is online.

    As much as we might decry a percieved invasion of our right to run our own systems, forcing Joe User to keep his system up to date with the latest patches is a good thing for all of us. Fewer packet floods, fewer lamers on compromized hosts, and possibly less spam. It's likely that Joe User doesn't even CARE that Microsoft is installing whatever it wants, whenever it wants, on his box. In the end, as long as those of us who know what we're doing can disable this feature (and those of us who don't CAN'T), I can only see this being a good thing for everyone concerned.

  21. Microsoft Bob Windows Update Metaphor by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you were running MS Bob and ran Windows Update, Bob would come out with a broken leg, scabs and open wounds, bandages that seem to eat away the skin, a crutch that would constantly fold under pressure, advanced Parkinson's and Alhzimer's disease, paranoid delusions, amnnesia, a blind eye, a deaf ear, a constant gnawing hunger, a penchant for telling you what you want to hear and gossiping about you when you're out of earshot, a tendency to fall, willingness to disregard you and pretend that you wern't in the room, a constant need for space, a helpful way of stating the obvious repeatedly, lethargy, unwillingness to work with others, nagging you about how he doesn't feel 'connected', a poor work ethic, the abillity to stare at nothing while looking busy, and would most likely lock your file cabinets and give the key away to someone you don't know, all while trying to sell you something you already own.

    Good 'ol Bob.

  22. Re:took them that long? by Moridineas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    story of a billion dollar company, run by a 10 cent brain, i.e. Bill Gates

    Out of curiosity, if you're so much smarter than Mr Gates, why haven't you started your own billion dollar company?

    Come on now, we don't need to resort to petty ad hominem attacks--stick to actual problems with microsoft please (which you did allude to), not your jealousy over one man's incredible success. Not to be a grammar troll either, but if you're going to call someone stupid, you might want to spell correctly as well..

    peace

  23. It needs a patch: it IS broken by Otis_INF · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes, the patches themselves. People don't install them because they break critical production software which must not be broken.
    That critical production software NEEDS a patch, f.e. it has a security hole, or runs on top of an OS that has a security hole. THerefor it IS already broken and thus needs patching. THere is NO excuse for not patching your software, like there is also no excuse for having security holes in your software.

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    1. Re:It needs a patch: it IS broken by nmos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That critical production software NEEDS a patch, f.e. it has a security hole, or runs on top of an OS that has a security hole. THerefor it IS already broken and thus needs patching. THere is NO excuse for not patching your software, like there is also no excuse for having security holes in your software.

      That's a rather simplistic view. In practice you have to decide if the odds of being affected by the bug the patch fixes are greater than the odds of the patch screwing up the system in some unknown way. Sometimes it comes down to "the devil you know vs. the devil you don't"

    2. Re:It needs a patch: it IS broken by DreamerFi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is NO excuse for not patching your software, like there is also no excuse for having security holes in your software.

      To quote Morpheus, "welcome to the real world". What if your choice is between these two:

      1) running software with a security hole, but being able to bill your customers, and

      2) not running software because the patch breaks the application that allows you to bill your customers, thus not making any money and going out of business.

      Unfortunately, sometimes this is a real situation, and not just with microsoft software.

  24. Path, According to Webster by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 5, Funny
    patch1 ( P )

    "A small piece of material affixed to another, larger piece to conceal, reinforce, or repair a worn area, hole, or tear. "

    - or -

    "Computer Science. A piece of code added to software in order to fix a bug, especially as a temporary correction between two releases. "

    Temporary correction... Microsoft, I'm afraid, took this literally.

  25. Why is the patch system not a part of the OS? by pe1chl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have always wondered why each patch is distributed as a standalone executable...
    Why is there no standard program on the Windows system, that installs a patch that is distributed in a file that contains only the update?
    When I patch my Linux system, I retrieve a .RPM and it is installed using the rpm program already on the system.
    Windows even has that "MSI" stuff, then why is a Microsoft patch not distributed as a .MSI file?

  26. Here's how the _real_ interview went. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    [Apparently MS's FUD group managed to 'clean up' the transcript before it got out. Here's how part of the _real_ interview went.]

    "And we'll not be stopping there. Their second biggest concern after patch management was patch suitability and correctness. And that's when I realized that the patches themselves were broken!

    We had this engineering group making patches for this and that public relations group announcing patches for that vulnerability and management saying 'why don't you patch the hardware so the bandwidth will be smaller.' And what ended up happening is that no one was actually checking to see if the patches fixed anything." (Nervous Laughter)

    So one of the next things I will be doing is to create a Patch Verification working group. Get all the people together to agree on a common nomenclature. What's a "bug" anyway? And how does it differ from a "feature?" No seriously. Can anyone define those terms for us?

    Anyway, another thing that seems to bother our hostages. I mean customers. Yes, customers. That's it. It seems to bother our ... customers ... when our patches break working programs. A Patch Testing working group is being formed and is anticipated to be in place for Windows Server 2003's release in late 2004.

    We are furthermore developing 'New Technologies' within Microsoft including one we're calling 'debugging,' that I'm very excited about. We think it'll vastly improve the quality of our "MacOS Jagger OS" 'Longhorn' release in 2010. From there we'll be setting our sights on matching Linus Redtop 7's innovation and code quality. [I'm pretty sure he means "Jaguar" and "Redhat 7" -ed]

    By then of course, our "Trustworthy Computing" initiative will be in place. Microsoft Big Brother (TM) will impliment Software Update Services to push 'Code we Trust' on enterprises so we can prosecute those who try to back out patches from any of our 25 installer applications, 13 hotfix downloaders or 7 service pack updaters."

    [At this point some Microsoft Thugs (TM) confiscated my recorder, though I managed to switch out the tape first -ed]

  27. Re:Innovation by pe1chl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But that is part of the problem. It is only slightly related to the patch problem, but it was the reason Microsoft needed to develop "Windows file protection", as all those developers were really messing up the integrity of the system with their (sometimes) lame installers!

    Had they kept this under their own control a bit earlier (with a centralized dependency check and resolve system like Yast+RPM or the equivalent on other systems, there would be no need for "Windows file protection" and all Windows 2000 systems in the world would boot faster. Think of the gains that would bring to end-users...

  28. It's not enough. by cyt0plas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While a patch system overhaul is long overdue given the number of affected legacy systems, Microsoft should see this as an oppurtunity to save themselves some serious money (and, as a side effect, do some actual good). If they can learn from this experience, and use this as a learning experience on the importance of writing good code, this could be a great oppurtunity for them.

    Instead of having the large full time support staff they do, as well as the crews of people scanning the web for new exploits, how much time, effort, and money could they save by hiring a couple of full time people to check _all_ buffers on all code after it's been committed to sourcesafe? Also, it would reduce data loss due to crashes and other problems. Wow, Microsoft increasing their bottom line in a way that actually helps consumers. What a thought.

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  29. Screw windowsupdate by SkewlD00d · · Score: 3, Interesting

    well, critical updates are *mostly* distributed by the ever-popular windowsupdate service. I recently created a slip-streamed, unattended CD-R for XP Pro that has SP1a && corp activation (via corp $erial) && m$ft jvm && every critical update & patch. And, if you want, you can download WinINSTALLER to create .MSI files from any/all your programs and automagikally install those too. It's basically what the dell "repair" disks. See this, this, this, this, and this

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  30. OS and Applications? by JonoPlop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hmm, they're separating out patches for the OS and its applications? Interesting, considering their recent move to make the latest version of IE the last 'standalone' one... How will they differentiate OS and applications if they keep doing this? (Real question, not sarcastic/rhetorical)

  31. Patches via win-apt-get by Debian+Troll's+Best · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Fellow Debian Users and Linux Enthusiasts,

    From reading this story closely, it appears that Microsoft has once again run into a problem which the open source community has successfully solved: how to effectively deliver patches and security updates to a wide audience across the internet. Existing mechanisms for distributing updated software for Microsoft's operating systems and applications are currently only semi-effective and are in urgent need of overhaul. They certainly do not represent a best-of-breed, enterprise-level approach.

    At this point, I would like to put forward a suggestion to both the readers of Slashdot, and to the management of Microsoft which may address the aforementioned shortcomings: win-apt-get. As Debian users across the planet know only too well, apt-get is a robust, convenient, scalable and enterprise-ready solution for managing not only Debian packages, but also the rapid dissemination of updates and patches when they become available. Apt-get is in fact listed as the number one reason for choosing the Debian GNU/Linux distribution above other competing distributions by respondents in a recent LinuxWorld survey. Given such tremendous community support and technical advantages, why is it not worth considering a version of apt-get tailored specifically for Windows...a win-apt-get, if you will.

    Please...I hear you reaching for your 'Troll' and 'Offtopic' moderator buttons. Certainly many high-ranking Debian luminaries exhibited similar responses when I approached them with this idea at this year's Open Source Expo. However upon listening to my plans, they were all convinced. Bruce Perens was particularly enthused, as I had offered to buy him lunch at the cafeteria if he listed to my pitch, an offer which he accepted vigorously, let me tell you!

    But enough ancedotes of rubbing shoulders with the 'Debian doyens'. What I need are volunteers to help with the porting of apt-get to the Windows platform. This is in fact part of a much larger initiative, which unfortunately has been met with much hostility by the overwhelming Gentoo community on Slashdot. This initiative is the production of a new version of Debian, one which uses a new underlying operating system: Debian GNU/Windows XP.

    Let it sink in. I will be back shortly to tell you more. I'm excited!

    Best regards,
    Debian Troll

  32. Patches won't fix the problem by serutan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Funny, I always thought the key to software security was to write good code in the first place. Automating a patch system to improve software security is like building automatic bandaid dispensers into children's clothing to make playgrounds safer. It's an extension of security-through-obscurity, at the expense of user freedom.

    The majority of hack attacks happen immediately after a patch is announced, implying that announcing the patch announces the vulnerability. So MS is saying the problem isn't the vulnerabilities themselves, it's that hackers respond more quickly to the announcements than ordinary users do. Microsoft's solution is to speed up the response. So what if the users have to give up control of their computers? They're going to have to turn over the keys anyway when Palladium gets shoved down their throats, right?

    Casting users as the weak link is ultimately a lame defense for the fix-it-later commercial software development philosophy. Rushing software out the door because the marketing dept has promised it to retailers who want to sell it before Xmas is not the only possible way to do development.

    The free software world may not be perfect but it doesn't suffer from that particular disadvantage. One way to make your system more secure might be to run code that was released when the developers decided it was actually ready.

  33. Re:And the rest 5%??! by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    UNIX has been around for a decade longer than even the earliest efforts from MS and it still works really nicely.

    That's besides the point. Microsoft is stuck with what they have right now, which is this giant, semi-monolithic applications platform. The best they can do is try to audit it for security and hope they don't break anything, and even that is a trying job. Give credit where credit is due, because for all its clout Microsoft lacks much of the flexibility of its competitors.

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  34. Re:User problem by Matrix272 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I agree. A link categorizing Microsoft's failures, including the one last week, would really help to assess whether or not they have an acceptable rate of failure. Given that there are probably at least 50 updates with WinXP, and maybe 2 are bad, that gives us a 96% success rate. So, a link would be very helpful.

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  35. EULA's by protoshoggoth · · Score: 3, Informative

    If Microsoft is serious about wanting people to install their patches, they should institute a policy against making 'retroactive' changes to product EULAs in the patches. If they want me to patch this stuff on a weekly basis, having to parse through a few pages of EULA-ese in order to do so is a substantial 'barrier to entry'.

  36. No patches for pirated copies.. by SteveX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's something to think about. Microsoft's patch system authenticates you before it will give you patches (not you specifically, but the Activation Code you're using, I believe).. with the last service pack they made a whole lot of pirated corporate editions not able to use Windows Update.

    This doesn't mean all the pirates are going to say "gee, guess I'll go legit and buy a copy", it more likely means they'll stay unpatched.

    It would be interesting to know how many systems that are participating in DDoS attacks are not patched because they can't patch because they're illegal copies of Windows...

    (Yes, patches are available in other ways than Windows Update, but Microsoft is doing all their work to make Windows Update easy - maybe what we need is a "rogue Windows Update" for the pirates :)

    - Steve