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Chicken Run

Posted by michael on from the run-lola-run dept.

Applying modern technology to the task of corraling chickens for the slaughterhouse results in a chicken-catching machine that surprisingly is not as gruesome as it appears. Never thought about a "chicken vacuum" before? After reading this, you won't be able to get it out of your head. :) Sadly, scientists are already researching ways for the chickens to fight back.

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  1. Re:McDonald's by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1, Troll

    The chicken mcnugget is 51% chicken. Otherwise they can't call it the "chicken" mcnugget. The other 49% is fish. Cod, probably.

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  2. Re:I Modded Down 5 European Posts by HBI · · Score: 0, Troll

    Damn straight, and a good thing that.

    Good job for the traffic throttler too. Hurt 'em where it counts. Assholes.

    I hope the moderations get their rocks off - it's about all the pleasure they're likely to get in their socialist paradise.

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