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Chicken Run
Applying modern technology to the task of corraling chickens for the slaughterhouse results in a chicken-catching machine that surprisingly is not as gruesome as it appears. Never thought about a "chicken vacuum" before? After reading this, you won't be able to get it out of your head. :) Sadly, scientists are already researching ways for the chickens to fight back.
nah, PETA won't bother to post comments. they'll just order their connections to start blowing up the complex in which the slashdot webserver is housed.
No trolling taking place here. Just your run-of-the-mill masturbation joke.
tee-hee I said masturbate.
Let me show you how squeeze the fish.
(*Squeeeeech!*)
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Prozac?
thank God the internet isn't a human right.