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Beyond Pringles: 802.11 Antenna From A Floppy Disk

Posted by timothy on from the but-who-has-floppies-anymore dept.

real gumby writes "Shades of E.E. "Doc" Smith! Thomas Gee has made an 802.11 antenna from an old floppy disk and a paper clip. He credits this site for the inspiration (featuring an antenna from an old ice cream spoon). As MacPlus comments: "It's stylish, effective, and doesn't detract from that `everything computing' ambience in your home."" Warning: French. Update: 06/07 18:27 GMT by T : (Not Fremch ;))

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  1. Alien language... by SpikyTux · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... No wonder I can't understand a word. It's in 'Fremch'.

  2. Warning: Fremch by DJPenguin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Warning: Fremch !! Beware!!

    Reminds me of the RH8.0 install, was doing one today and noticed a package that was apparently to support "Brisish English"...

    1. Re:Warning: Fremch by glenstar · · Score: 3, Funny
      Reminds me of the RH8.0 install, was doing one today and noticed a package that was apparently to support "Brisish English"...

      Which reminds me of a time when I helped a French guy install RedHat on his laptop. He had a French distro and I do not speak French. So, he's translating along and he suddenly looks confused, looks at me and says "The pit does not have the proper things". What the fuck? Turns out the "kernel did not have the proper options passed to it at boot time".

  3. Now to find a floppy by nilepoc · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had a hard enough time finding one floppy to make into an Enterprise, and now I have to find another one to make an antanae. Where will the madness end?

  4. Fremch. by saintlupus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Warning: Fremch

    I'm so sick of these misspellings. It's supposed to be "Freedom" you illiterate git.

    * This post brought to you by the 2003 "The Flag Sure Is Purty Act". *

    --saint

    1. Re:Fremch. by mattACK · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh great: more Fremch bashing. Will the madness never end?

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    2. Re:Fremch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I still don't understand why the US wants to make the word french synonymous with freedom.

    3. Re:Fremch. by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Here's some more memes I'd like to start:

      "Freedom" fries and "freedom" toast is kinda stupid sounding. But how about "free" fries and "free" toast -- it rolls off the tongue easier and isn't so in-your-face. If you like free software, you can dig on this too. That's what I'm calling them -- cheeseburgers and free fries!

      The other meme I want to start is let's just call the next few years: 3, 4, 5. Since we can write the 00's but can't pronounce it sensibily, let's just knock off the whole 200x and call it 3. What year is it? It's Three! Next year, it's Four! Kind of like a new "A.D.", we don't need that old point of reference no more.

      Three: the year of Free Fries and Free Toast!

      Wonder who will be president in Twelve?

      -Living in his own world, Saint S.

  5. Awh geeze! by saskboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just when I throw all my old floppies away and start stocking up on Pringles Spicy Cajun cans I find out I didn't have to eat all those chips or throw away those disks. /. is just too slow at getting the news out ;-)

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  6. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Makes me want to build my own 802.11 antenna out of an old phone, a Speak n spell, a record player, a bent fork, and some string.

  7. It's clear. by WalterDGeranios · · Score: 5, Funny

    From reading Slashdot, I've come to understand that there are two kinds of people in this world: those who see everything as it might relate to 802.11 antennae, and those who don't.

    1. Re:It's clear. by brianosaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm still waiting for some hardcore body piercer to turn his penis into an 802.11 antenna.

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    2. Re:It's clear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      > I'm still waiting for some hardcore body piercer to turn his penis into an 802.11 antenna.

      Homer Simpson voice:

      Signal goes up, signal goes down, signal goes up...

    3. Re:It's clear. by Telecommando · · Score: 3, Funny

      I always figured there were two kinds of people:
      those who got to read the linked article before it was Slashdotted and those who didn't.

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  8. OMG by Malfourmed · · Score: 5, Funny

    MacGyver is alive and well and living in Paris.

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  9. Obligatory bandwidth gag... by henele · · Score: 5, Funny

    With it already /.ed, it looks like he was serving the site with that thing...

    I can smell the smolding plastic and paperclips etc... :)

    1. Re:Obligatory bandwidth gag... by Soko · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can smell the smolding plastic and paperclips etc... :)

      Yeah. They've been Fremch Fried by "L' Effect de Slashdot".

      Soko

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  10. But I used up all my floppies... by gspr · · Score: 3, Funny

    This thread made me use up all my floppies, sadly.

  11. Unloved Floppies Looking for a Loving Home by bj8rn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Each year, thousands and thousands of floppies get thrown away, as their owners switch to CD-R's and memorysticks. Most of them sadly end up in garbage dumps and incenerators, never to be seen again. We at the Floppy Disk Rescue Center care. Every day, we provide a new home and, quite often, a new life as a toy or a scinece project, for tens and hundreds of old floppies. This may be just a tiny drop of water in the sea, but with your help, we can make a difference. For more information about the locations of our Centers, just call 1-800-FLOP.

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  12. Re:I dont understand by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clippie: It looks to me like you're trying to turn my in to an 802.11b antenna.

    Would you like me:

    (a) to find you a different victim to work on?
    (b) to turn you in to the BSA?

  13. Re:Fremch? by techturtle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fremch is what you learn AFTER French, but you can only take it during Period 6 & 9...

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  14. So thats it.... by Nick+Fury · · Score: 3, Funny

    So thats how Macgyver gets his Centrino lappy to work anywhere in the world.

  15. A Floppy and a Paperclip??? by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 5, Funny

    A floppy and a paperclip? That must mean it has to be a Mac floppy drive.

  16. Re:I dont understand by brianosaurus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Boy Scouts of America?

    Have they made a badge for this yet?

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