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Beyond Pringles: 802.11 Antenna From A Floppy Disk

real gumby writes "Shades of E.E. "Doc" Smith! Thomas Gee has made an 802.11 antenna from an old floppy disk and a paper clip. He credits this site for the inspiration (featuring an antenna from an old ice cream spoon). As MacPlus comments: "It's stylish, effective, and doesn't detract from that `everything computing' ambience in your home."" Warning: French. Update: 06/07 18:27 GMT by T : (Not Fremch ;))

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  1. Alien language... by SpikyTux · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... No wonder I can't understand a word. It's in 'Fremch'.

  2. Warning: Fremch by DJPenguin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Warning: Fremch !! Beware!!

    Reminds me of the RH8.0 install, was doing one today and noticed a package that was apparently to support "Brisish English"...

    1. Re:Warning: Fremch by glenstar · · Score: 3, Funny
      Reminds me of the RH8.0 install, was doing one today and noticed a package that was apparently to support "Brisish English"...

      Which reminds me of a time when I helped a French guy install RedHat on his laptop. He had a French distro and I do not speak French. So, he's translating along and he suddenly looks confused, looks at me and says "The pit does not have the proper things". What the fuck? Turns out the "kernel did not have the proper options passed to it at boot time".

    2. Re:Warning: Fremch by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Funny

      >I've never head a Chinese man say "Yee Ha".

      I have!! When I was growing up, my family had a farm, with horses. My family doctor, who had immigrated to Texas from China in 1954, frequently visited our farm. I've heard him say both "giddyap" and "yee-haw." Just thought I'd provide the exception that supports your rule, that's all.

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  3. Now to find a floppy by nilepoc · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had a hard enough time finding one floppy to make into an Enterprise, and now I have to find another one to make an antanae. Where will the madness end?

    1. Re:Now to find a floppy by ihummel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ooh! ooh! I have a brilliant idea for an environmentally sound way to light a charcoal grill. It involves using a quantity of punchcards, something that every self-respecting geek should have in abundance.

  4. Fremch. by saintlupus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Warning: Fremch

    I'm so sick of these misspellings. It's supposed to be "Freedom" you illiterate git.

    * This post brought to you by the 2003 "The Flag Sure Is Purty Act". *

    --saint

    1. Re:Fremch. by mattACK · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh great: more Fremch bashing. Will the madness never end?

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    2. Re:Fremch. by saintlupus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh great: more Fremch bashing. Will the madness never end?

      That is the first Slashdot post I've seen in months that made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

      --saint

    3. Re:Fremch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, its "freemom"

      Free??? That's not what she told me last night! Tell her I want my nickel back!

    4. Re:Fremch. by worst_name_ever · · Score: 2, Funny
      Oh great: more Fremch bashing. Will the madness never end?

      Remember, they're not Fremch Fries, they're Freedon Fries!

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    5. Re:Fremch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I still don't understand why the US wants to make the word french synonymous with freedom.

    6. Re:Fremch. by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Here's some more memes I'd like to start:

      "Freedom" fries and "freedom" toast is kinda stupid sounding. But how about "free" fries and "free" toast -- it rolls off the tongue easier and isn't so in-your-face. If you like free software, you can dig on this too. That's what I'm calling them -- cheeseburgers and free fries!

      The other meme I want to start is let's just call the next few years: 3, 4, 5. Since we can write the 00's but can't pronounce it sensibily, let's just knock off the whole 200x and call it 3. What year is it? It's Three! Next year, it's Four! Kind of like a new "A.D.", we don't need that old point of reference no more.

      Three: the year of Free Fries and Free Toast!

      Wonder who will be president in Twelve?

      -Living in his own world, Saint S.

    7. Re:Fremch. by GMontag · · Score: 2, Funny

      The phantom has struck without noting the change!

      How long until they change it, again, to read "Warming: french"?

    8. Re:Fremch. by salimma · · Score: 2, Funny
      they're Freedon Fries!

      Did I hear someone say Freemod? Woohoo!

      :-p - Michel

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    9. Re:Fremch. by JackJudge · · Score: 2, Funny

      I noticed this renaming to "Freedom" fries when I was in the states a couple of months ago. Nobody seemed to mind they were still using the word "menu" though...

  5. Awh geeze! by saskboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just when I throw all my old floppies away and start stocking up on Pringles Spicy Cajun cans I find out I didn't have to eat all those chips or throw away those disks. /. is just too slow at getting the news out ;-)

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  6. Ca ne marchera pas by crakrjak · · Score: 5, Informative

    the last thing the article says is that its not going to work...

  7. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Makes me want to build my own 802.11 antenna out of an old phone, a Speak n spell, a record player, a bent fork, and some string.

    1. Re:Cool by saskboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      "an old phone, a Speak n spell, a record player, a bent fork, and some string."

      How are you going to build anything without the handyman's secret weapon, Ducttape?

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    2. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Makes me want to build my own 802.11 antenna out of an old phone, a Speak n spell, a record player, a bent fork, and some string."


      Will your phone/speak and spell/record player/bent fork/string antenna run linux? If not you best be getting out of these parts...we dun like yer kind.

  8. It's clear. by WalterDGeranios · · Score: 5, Funny

    From reading Slashdot, I've come to understand that there are two kinds of people in this world: those who see everything as it might relate to 802.11 antennae, and those who don't.

    1. Re:It's clear. by brianosaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm still waiting for some hardcore body piercer to turn his penis into an 802.11 antenna.

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    2. Re:It's clear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      > I'm still waiting for some hardcore body piercer to turn his penis into an 802.11 antenna.

      Homer Simpson voice:

      Signal goes up, signal goes down, signal goes up...

    3. Re:It's clear. by Telecommando · · Score: 3, Funny

      I always figured there were two kinds of people:
      those who got to read the linked article before it was Slashdotted and those who didn't.

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  9. Translation for "this site" by saskboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Babelfish

    Hope the link works for you. Read English, right?

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  10. OMG by Malfourmed · · Score: 5, Funny

    MacGyver is alive and well and living in Paris.

    1. Re:OMG by panda · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you know just how telling that statement is? When I lived if France 11 years ago, MacGyver was all the rage among French teens.

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  11. Obligatory bandwidth gag... by henele · · Score: 5, Funny

    With it already /.ed, it looks like he was serving the site with that thing...

    I can smell the smolding plastic and paperclips etc... :)

    1. Re:Obligatory bandwidth gag... by Soko · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can smell the smolding plastic and paperclips etc... :)

      Yeah. They've been Fremch Fried by "L' Effect de Slashdot".

      Soko

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  12. But I used up all my floppies... by gspr · · Score: 3, Funny

    This thread made me use up all my floppies, sadly.

  13. for better reception by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 2, Funny

    just add porn.

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  14. I dont understand by garrulous · · Score: 2, Funny

    why they dont just get it over with and just use paperclips.

    1. Re:I dont understand by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 4, Funny

      Clippie: It looks to me like you're trying to turn my in to an 802.11b antenna.

      Would you like me:

      (a) to find you a different victim to work on?
      (b) to turn you in to the BSA?

    2. Re:I dont understand by brianosaurus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Boy Scouts of America?

      Have they made a badge for this yet?

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  15. Unloved Floppies Looking for a Loving Home by bj8rn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Each year, thousands and thousands of floppies get thrown away, as their owners switch to CD-R's and memorysticks. Most of them sadly end up in garbage dumps and incenerators, never to be seen again. We at the Floppy Disk Rescue Center care. Every day, we provide a new home and, quite often, a new life as a toy or a scinece project, for tens and hundreds of old floppies. This may be just a tiny drop of water in the sea, but with your help, we can make a difference. For more information about the locations of our Centers, just call 1-800-FLOP.

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  16. A little help over here? by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm having trouble unfolding my trombones, can anybody help me?

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  17. Funstuff with 802.11 - maybe off topic... by techturtle · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This whole 802.11 home brew stuff is pretty interesting. I live less than a mile away from a buddy of mine and have been kicking around the idea of setting up our own little wireless lan using something like this (doubt I'll be building the antenna out of floppies though).
    Ran across this: Reach Out and Touch Someone. Warning: Engmish!

    One of the funniest things about the aricle is him going door to door offering to pay for DSL service to get help with the expirement. Most people turned him down! Show's how paranoid and distrustfull we've become (not surprising)... And man if he'd been caught peeping around at houses with his binoculars or telescopes! The big problem I have is that it took him $1400 to get it going. Seems like it could be done way cheaper to me.

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  18. Re:Fremch? by techturtle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fremch is what you learn AFTER French, but you can only take it during Period 6 & 9...

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  19. Mac Torrents by rbeattie · · Score: 2, Interesting
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  20. So thats it.... by Nick+Fury · · Score: 3, Funny

    So thats how Macgyver gets his Centrino lappy to work anywhere in the world.

  21. Linux and 802.11g by Styx · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A very easy to build antenna for 802.11b/g is the cantenna.
    It's much simpler than the Pringles can yagi, and to top that off, it delivers a much higher gain.

    A bit more OT. Did you know that the Linksys WAP54G access point is based on Linux?. Somewhat strange, that there are no linux drivers for Broadcom 802.11g wireless NICs.

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  22. A Floppy and a Paperclip??? by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 5, Funny

    A floppy and a paperclip? That must mean it has to be a Mac floppy drive.

  23. Kinda like the Pringles can..... by Phantom_24 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That I used to make a Bong with back in High school.....back in my whacky weed days :-D

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  25. Re:stupid americans by sapone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > It was the French who were doing business with Iraq during the embargo. It was the French who gave Iraqi leaders passage out of Iraq during the war.

    Would you mind substantiating your opinion with facts? Real facts, not plausible, but absolutely unfounded might-be-might-nots, like the invisible weapons of mass destruction.

    > The USA is a country founded on freedom

    No longer.

    > The USA is a world leader

    > and we will continue to be a world leader

    The United States' militant insistence on that is the cause for much of the world's current woes. If the US so desperately need to triumph and celebrate themselves, i see no problem with it; but please do it at home and leave the world at peace.

    You have fallen to a misconception... nobody envies the US' wealth, but many fear the US' meddling. The open aggressiveness, the readiness to ignore international treaties and conventions, war, bombs, foreign intelligence, you get the picture.

    Sebastian

  26. cardboard & aluminum foil horns by TheSync · · Score: 4, Informative

    The easiest and highest-gain 802.11 antennas to build are of the waveguide + horn variety. Horns can easilly get you as much as 12-16 dB additional gain over just a waveguide (e.g. Pringles can).

    For example, check out this horn build from cardboard and aluminum foil.

    Yagis and other antenna element arrays are just too tough to build right, especially without a SWR meter. At 802.11 frequencies, just go horn. Save the Yagi's for lower frequencies, like 10MHz, where a horn would be nuts.

  27. Next up on /. by MoreDruid · · Score: 2, Funny

    How to make your floppy drive into a WiFi Access Point. First, put in a linux floppy distro and load... oh wait, the antenna is stuck in there...
    Nevermind...

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