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MTV Movie Awards - Gollum's Acceptance Clip
tinderbox writes "Tolkien fansite TheOneRing.net has a Quicktime clip of Gollum - and Andy Serkis - accepting the golden popcorn for Best Visual Performance at the MTV Movie Awards. It's hysterical."
No joking, this is probably the funniest acceptance speech I have ever seen. Yoda had a speech for winning "Best Fight", but it wasn't anything close to this.
The Gollum speach was the best one of the evening. The Yoda speech was lame -- looked terrible trying to do it live, no emotion, even the jokes were flat (not unlike Episodes 1&2, come to think of it).
Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
I've cached the 8.2MB version (highest-quality) here in my Streamload account:
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http://www.streamload.com/steve/gollum_mtvawards_
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This is a good complement to the previous spoof of LOTR done in the MTV movie awards last year, that even was included in the Fellowship of the Ring DVD. I suppose that this one will be included in the DVD of the The Two Towers.
and i know i dont need the karma, but could everyone who already has the vid seed the torrent. Everyone else can start now :D
http://66.209.86.84/gollum_mtvawards_Bband.mov.tor rent
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http://pr0n.biz/stuff/movies/gollum_mtvawards_Bban d.mov
mirrored 8 meg version on my 100mbit webserver.
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you can download it off kazaa if you'd rather do that. just search for videos with the name gollum
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A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
I am a mirror. Click on me. It's in .mov format, by the way.
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starts out with andy serkis: "hi everybody, my name's andy serkis, and i'm delighted to recieve this award on behalf of everybody who brought gollum to life. i can't actually blah blah blah blah blah thank you to mtv fans lotr fants and blah blah blah marriage" then gollum comes in and steals the popcorn "you're a liar and a thief! it's mine, i won it, it was me! we won because of me.... and me, mtv is my friend, my friend! you don't have any friends, nobody likes you... blah blah dobby likes me! dobby? dobby! dobby's a beepin' beep!" serkis "that's enough gollum" gollum "piss off serkis, you stupid fat worthless beepin terd" serkis "i'm not fat" gollum "we're not gonna thank anyone no! no! not you, not MTV, and not those pussy somethings at WETA digital, and not peter jackson, who do you think you are you beepin hack?! shame on you! shame on you! go beep yourself.. not listening! not listening! frankly, nothing can compensate for the somethings and miserable experience we've had in making this beepin' movie" and ther'es more but i'm feeling a little weird right now... i'll come back later
There's a bunch of beeping.
http://www.mtv.com/onair/movieawards/ma03/clips/
Since the main one seems to be down, I've put up a tracker on my server. Here's the .torrent file.
Andy Serkis: Hi every body. My name is Andy Serkis, and I'm delighted to receive this award on behalf of everybody who brought Gollum to life. Can't actually be with you this evening because we're down in New Zeeland completing more shots on Gollum for the Return of the King. I'm actually in the motion capture studio where we do a lot of Gollum. Eehmm... I would like to say a big thank you to all the MTV fans, to the Lord of the Rings fans, and to everybody who worked on Gollum. It is a complete marriage of skills-
Bad Gollum: You're a liar, and a thief. It's mine! I won it! It was me! You only won because of me!
Good Gollum: And me. MTV is my friend. My friend.
Bad Gollum: You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.
Good Gollum: Dobby likes me!
Bad Gollum: Dobby? Dobbs's a *BEEP*cking *BEEP*.
Andy Serkis: That's enough, Gollum.
Bad Gollum: Piss off, Serkis, you stupid fat worthless *BEEP* turd.
Andy Serkis: I'm not fat.
Bad Gollum: We're not gonna thank anyone, oh noo. Not you, not MTV, and not those pigs at WETA digital, or Peter Jackson my precious. Who do you think you are, you *BEEP*ng hack? Shame on you! Shame on you! Go f*BEEP* your self.
Good Gollum: Not listening. Not listening.
Bad Gollum: Frankly, nothing can compensate for the long hours and low pay and miserable experience we've had making this *BEEP*ing movie. And if you think *BEEP* you getting this top of gold popcorn is going to remotely make up for everything we've suffered, you're sadly *BEEP*ng mistaken. You're all bastards! MTV sucks! We hate you all!
Good Gollum: Good night.
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http://www.torrents.co.uk/new_bt/torrents/MTV.Movi e.Awards.(flava).torrent
There is also this torrent that I found on torrents.co.uk, credit to Flava
You can get the quicktime alternative from www.k-lite.tk. it lets you watch quicktime and realmedia movies with media player classic, a homemodded version of microsoft's media player 6 series.
Good Gollum: Dobby likes me!
Bad Gollum: Dobby? Dobbs's a *BEEP*cking *BEEP*.
I thought it was: "Dobby's a *BEEP*ing fa*BEEP*ot."
Homophobia or not, that's pretty funny. Plus I thought it might be a slight Southpark reference...
It's "pixel pushing pinheads"
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Bad Gollum: We're not gonna thank anyone, oh noo. Not you, not MTV, and not those pigs at WETA digital, or Peter Jackson my precious. Who do you think you are, you *BEEP*ng hack? Shame on you! Shame on you! Go f*BEEP* your self.
The line was "pixel-pushing pin-dicks at WETA Digital."
Bad Gollum: Frankly, nothing can compensate for the long hours and low pay and miserable experience we've had making this *BEEP*ing movie. And if you think *BEEP* you getting this top of gold popcorn is going to remotely make up for everything we've suffered, you're sadly *BEEP*ng mistaken. You're all bastards! MTV sucks! We hate you all!
It's "...this tub of golden popcorn...".
If you're going to post a transcript, at least try to get the good parts right.
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"It's "pixel pushing pinheads""
I heard "pin dicks".
That episode would be "Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'". The words "bleeping alien" and the scene of Mulder's excited yet stone-faced whoop will be forever burned into my mind. Ah, for a return to the days when X-Files was a good show...
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