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MTV Movie Awards - Gollum's Acceptance Clip
tinderbox writes "Tolkien fansite TheOneRing.net has a Quicktime clip of Gollum - and Andy Serkis - accepting the golden popcorn for Best Visual Performance at the MTV Movie Awards. It's hysterical."
No joking, this is probably the funniest acceptance speech I have ever seen. Yoda had a speech for winning "Best Fight", but it wasn't anything close to this.
The Gollum speach was the best one of the evening. The Yoda speech was lame -- looked terrible trying to do it live, no emotion, even the jokes were flat (not unlike Episodes 1&2, come to think of it).
Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
I've cached the 8.2MB version (highest-quality) here in my Streamload account:
B band.mov
http://www.streamload.com/steve/gollum_mtvawards_
This is a good complement to the previous spoof of LOTR done in the MTV movie awards last year, that even was included in the Fellowship of the Ring DVD. I suppose that this one will be included in the DVD of the The Two Towers.
and i know i dont need the karma, but could everyone who already has the vid seed the torrent. Everyone else can start now :D
http://66.209.86.84/gollum_mtvawards_Bband.mov.tor rent
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http://pr0n.biz/stuff/movies/gollum_mtvawards_Bban d.mov
mirrored 8 meg version on my 100mbit webserver.
None of us are as dumb as all of us.
works aok, fast too.
clickable link
Yet Socrates himself is particularly missed.
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
I am a mirror. Click on me. It's in .mov format, by the way.
Cyde Weys Musings - Scrutinizing the inscrutable
Andy Serkis: Hi every body. My name is Andy Serkis, and I'm delighted to receive this award on behalf of everybody who brought Gollum to life. Can't actually be with you this evening because we're down in New Zeeland completing more shots on Gollum for the Return of the King. I'm actually in the motion capture studio where we do a lot of Gollum. Eehmm... I would like to say a big thank you to all the MTV fans, to the Lord of the Rings fans, and to everybody who worked on Gollum. It is a complete marriage of skills-
Bad Gollum: You're a liar, and a thief. It's mine! I won it! It was me! You only won because of me!
Good Gollum: And me. MTV is my friend. My friend.
Bad Gollum: You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.
Good Gollum: Dobby likes me!
Bad Gollum: Dobby? Dobbs's a *BEEP*cking *BEEP*.
Andy Serkis: That's enough, Gollum.
Bad Gollum: Piss off, Serkis, you stupid fat worthless *BEEP* turd.
Andy Serkis: I'm not fat.
Bad Gollum: We're not gonna thank anyone, oh noo. Not you, not MTV, and not those pigs at WETA digital, or Peter Jackson my precious. Who do you think you are, you *BEEP*ng hack? Shame on you! Shame on you! Go f*BEEP* your self.
Good Gollum: Not listening. Not listening.
Bad Gollum: Frankly, nothing can compensate for the long hours and low pay and miserable experience we've had making this *BEEP*ing movie. And if you think *BEEP* you getting this top of gold popcorn is going to remotely make up for everything we've suffered, you're sadly *BEEP*ng mistaken. You're all bastards! MTV sucks! We hate you all!
Good Gollum: Good night.
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