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Novak Loses petswarehouse.com, Files For Bankruptcy

An anonymous reader writes "Remember Robert Novak, the person who has filed several frivolous lawsuits in order to silence people who criticize his business. Well, Robert Novak has lost his domain (see here)in a countersuit filed against him, and has just filed for bankruptcy ."

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  1. this is the first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    this is the first post

    there will be none before it

  2. the running by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    There's a big green field here but I can't stop, can't - the scenery is intense, unbearably so; though my legs are still clomping thoroughly against the ground for I must sprint run go across I can hear the sirens approaching and receding at random why why did this happen I must keep running there's nothing left for me to do

  3. When Sco will lose sco.com? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That would be a a nice end to the Sco vs GNU/Linux case.

    Meanwhile I urge you to send a postcard to SCO
    explaining in a polite way why (if) you don't like their course of action:

    http://www.sco.com/company/directions.html

    The SCO Group
    355 South 520 West
    Suite 100
    Lindon, Utah 84042 USA
    Phone: 801-765-4999
    Fax: 801-852-9088

  4. 2 words: by UnknowingFool · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Tooooooooe pick!

    --
    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
  5. Re:Heh by Cipster · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Neither are retarded moderators/judges. How was that offtopic when the story is about a guy who bullied and sued people left and right and now his actions came back to bite him in the ass.

  6. Obligatory Simpsons Quote... by Cyno01 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Nelson: Ha-Ha!

    --
    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  7. HAH! :) by wo1verin3 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I hope he reads this, finally got what he deserved. :)

  8. Trading animals should be made illegal worldwide. by Krapangor · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Animals are sentient being which feel fear, joy and anger like humans.
    So why should it be allowed to treat these wonders of the LORD's creation as liveless objects ?
    These being have the right for a life in dignity and freedom like human beings.
    There is no reason at all why we, being gifted with the abilities of thinking and reflection, should feel superior to these beings.
    We are all the same part of the ecological cycle. Humans are in no way a superior lifeform on this planet.

    I think it's time for a change. 146 year after the slaves were liberate, it's again to start again a revolution of freedom for opressed beings. As Lincoln said: "If we don't stop this tragedy and foulness, it will take our society apart. There this is not just a fight for liberation. It's a fight to save the union of our society."
    Only if this injustice is stopped, our society will come to rest and live in peace. Otherwise the hidden conflict created by these foul deeds will corrupt the morale of our society and everything will be poised to doom.

    --
    Owner of a Mensa membership card.
  9. mod parent funny by handy_vandal · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I would, but I'm not a moderator today.

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    -kgj
  10. hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fluffy grue is a man!

  11. OMG! Vlaggot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Vlad stood against the wall of the night club, nervously examining the women who had gathered into a cluster to dance. Vlad wiped the sweat from his brow and dried his hand with his greasy hair.

    "I just don't get it. Why don't any of these hot women come over to me," Vlad wondered, as he expunged a thunderous pocket of gas from his bowel. The clearing around Vlad grew larger.

    Vlad noticed a large mass moving toward him. The pale, sweaty figure oozed through the crowd, fixated on Vlad's location. As it burst through a final column of dancers, Vlad smiled.

    "Hey, Flickeee! How's it hangin' niggah?"

    "Shit, Negro. Ain't seen you in a coon's age."

    Vlad and Flickinger laughed and butted guts.

    "I gots some ICE-T, Vladee. Wanna get high, baby?"

    Vlad drooled, "well suuuurrrre!"

    Vlad followed Flickinger into the alley behind the night club. Flickinger produced a sandwich bag filled with a white powder which was speckled with magenta dots. The two took turns burying their noses in the baggie and inhaling deeply.

    "Damn, Jigaboo, that's some good shit," Vlad farted.

    Flickinger collapsed onto the street, his head landing in a puddle of old urine. Vlad laughed hysterically and fell against the wall to slowly ooze to the ground.

    A warmth flooded over Vlad's body - a state of euphoria he had not known before. His penis grew hard and he began to move his waist so that it rubbed against his spiderman underwear.

    Vlad lustily eyed the pale quivering mass lying in front of him. Slowly, cautiously, he reached out and touched Flickinger's leg. Flickinger's body trembled as he emitted a toxic cloud of gas from his intestine. Startled, Vlad pulled his hand back.

    Vlad rubbed his penis harder. He could no longer stand it. He moved over to Flickinger and, like a hyena devouring the remains of a rotten carcass, he removed Flickinger's clothing. Vlad trembled with passion.

    By the time Vlad had removed Flickinger's G-String, he was in a state of frenzied lust. He looked upon the glistening naked form lying in front of him and lost all control. Flickinger's pale, acned ass was the most delicious thing Vlad had seen in years.

    Vlad caressed the cold bottom and found a large pimple. He squeezed the infectious lump and licked the pus that came oozing out. Vlad suckled the pimple as if it were a nipple. The activity evoked another spurt of gas from Flickinger's gut. Vlad inhaled the cloud deeply and grew even more excited as his nostrils burned.

    Shaking, Vlad removed his pants and spiderman underwear and plunged his throbbing 1 inch penis into Flickinger's cold, pale asshole. Two thrusts was all it took - for both Vlad and Flickinger. As Vlad shot a few tiny droplets of his yellowed semen onto Flickinger's back, Flickinger shot a stream of chunky diarrhea onto Vlad's chest.

    Vlad rubbed the greenish-brown fluid into his chest hairs and licked his hands clean. Vlad was spent and slumped against the brick wall and fell asleep.

    A few minutes later, a drunkard came stumbling out of the back of the night club, unzipped his pants, exposed himself and urinated on the heap of shit slumped against the wall.

  12. Re:Heh by xombo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How did you start out with a score of 4?!