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Research: Mobile Phones Disrupt Aircraft
threeturn writes "Another contribution to the ever-popular "mobiles on planes" topic. Every time this is discussed on /. lots of people say "there is no danger - its just the airlines trying to make a buck on their skyphones". Well, now the UK Civil Aviation Authority has done some research which shows mobiles on planes do disrupt safety systems and interfere with compass readings and other navigation equipment. Also reported by the BBC. So do us all a favour and switch your mobiles off next time you fly."
In this way, they hope to stifle Linux's development - as we all know, Linux developers are all high flyers in the world of business and are always on the move, meeting new people.
You mean I cant play ElderScrollz on my phone! YOU BASTARDS.
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Better not play a flight sim on a 802.11 equipped laptop or the plane will REALLY be in trouble.
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So you thought 911 was an act of terrorism? WRONG! It`s just the best covered up mobile phone induced aircraft desaster of all times!
For a second there, I thought it said "Mobile Phones Disrupt Ashcroft." And I was ALL SET take my cell phone down to the White House! :-P
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Yes, it's generally not an indicator of common sense to compromise the very safety systems that are keeping you alive whilst you are being propelled at mach ~0.78 at 30,000' MSL...but, that's why common sense isn't all that common!
Q: "Why do sound techs say 'check 1, 2'?"
A: "Cause if they could count any higher they'd be lighting techs."
Have you ever tried winding down the windows?
Paul "Say no to feeping creaturism"
Talking on a cellphone while any vehicle is moving should be a crime punishable by a severe power stapling. Or caning, as they do in Singapore. Yeah... I've had 3 suvtards in the last month nearly take me out while driving their Maibatsu Mostrosities with cellphones glued to their ears. You may as well just down a fifth of Jack Daniels before getting behind the wheel of that thing. Shut up and drive!
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
Take this plane to Cuba or I turn on my Sony Ericsson P800!!!
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You idiot, the tv doesn't get screwed up, that's the razor making your face vibrate.
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I'm happy to hear this. Personally, what I hate most about cellphones is that some people don't know how to modulate their volume. I'm for any excuse that stops them from yelling a conversation right next to me for four hours (with an aircraft power supply charger so they don't run dry!)
Kevin Fox
Assuming, of course, that they can find my fingers at the crash site.
(Actually, I don't own a cell phone...)
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Anybody know what the penalty for actually having your cell phone ring while in flight is?
Know the penalty for actually answering it?
Just curious, this is a question (not a statement)
Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
It amazes me how many times this comes up on cellphone doscussions and how suprising it is to find how many people have no clue as to the basics of how a cellsite operates.
The general public doesn't study up on how cell towers work?!?! This is an outrage, somebody call James Earl Jones the verizon wireless guy!
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Have a policy that if a cell phone rings, or if someone is caught talking on one during the flight, they will be immediately ejected.
Suddenly, people will double check thier phones.
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Perhaps that is what caused the crash?
Actually it is. If I am stuck next to random stranger X, then certain courtesy guidelines come into place. Among them are not picking my nose and eating it, screaming profanities, masturbating, and talking on a cell phone, listed in my own order of rudeness rating. Planes are not libraries, but they can be equivalent to movie theatres, restaurants, etc. I agree with higher poster. People need to FSCKING HANG UP! 99% of all the cell phone calls I have ever heard were useless wastes of breath. Shut your pie hole, think, and then if you still need to, make the call. Otherwise wait the 5 minutes and call from the terminal (which by the way, is ALSO illegal).
As for the safety aspect of it, no, planes should not be required to shield from it. It's like saying the cabin should have to withstand a bullet at cruising altitude. Instead, why don't we just not allow ANYONE (TSA, et. al.) to carry firearms, cell phones, etc. on the plane?
I always laugh at the idiots who smoke while topping off their gas tank. Then I run for cover really fast.... Natural selection is great so long as they don't take me with them.
Well, now you have a secret weapon when the terrorists have hijacked the plane. Just whip out your cell phone.
Random is the New Order.
Other side-effects of mobile use I have noted:
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not only that, but some people around you were actually breathing. I can't believe that blatent disregard for your peace and well being. Thats some nerve they have to just take oxygen that YOU could be breathing right out of the air and replace it with CO2 the does you no good. How do you handle such abuse?
Well consider that plane #4, which crashed into a field, had nearly all the passengers on their cell phones simultaneously...
"yeah, we just landed... I think I'll grab a burger and be there in an hour... yada yada yada..."
They make calls about free NY Times registration?"yup, business class passengers can still use WiFi and their mobiles... on our new jets..."
Great, so you can pay extra to spend six hours next to someone yelling into their phone:
Yeah, Jack? Listen. About those latest sales figures - can you CC them to me ASAP? Oh, and FYI, the head honcho up in corporate really wants to grow this business, so I'd like you to get up to speed on the ISO9002 requirements for the Peterson accou - dammit, Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, we don't sell PRODUCTS, we sell SOLUTIONS! What? Yeah, I know you're Jack. Hey, we're golf buddies, right? No, I didn't just call you Frank! Listen, Alan, I can tell you're upset - why don't you take five minutes to think about your situation while I touch base with some clients. Can you do that for me? Greaaat."
I think I'll stick to economy class, where people are less likely to use their laptops as speakerphones.
On stereophonic equipment, the monaural sound obtained through multiple channels will enhance your listening pleasure.
So next time the guy next to you makes a phonecall, show him you can do better and start masturbating. If he counters by screaming profanities at you, pick your nose.
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If you were engaged in the business of trying to "promote" the use of skyphones rather than allowing people to use their own cell phones, wouldn't you want the UKCAA on your side to back up the claims? I think they're in on it too ;)
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Try putting your magnetic security badge or one of those credit cart hotel keys under your cell phone while you sleep. I've loocked myself out of a hotel room and my office doing that.
I'm going to go back in my box and will think within the limits of my box: MS Sucks Linux Good I read too much Slashdot.
And if get very much above those sort of altitudes, chances are that you're much more maneuverable than a typical airliner, and usually armed, so if you can't avoid the collision you could just should at the risk until it goes away.
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Better yet, pick his nose. That will be *sure* to make an impression he won't forget...!
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