How to Become a Supervillain
plasmastate writes "Learn German. Proceed to SuPerVillainizer. Launch the SuPer Villainizer Conspiracy Client V 0.9 Beta. Join selected conspiracy. Proceed to Terrorism Information Awareness. Savor sweet, sweet irony." Send us a postcard from Guantanamo Bay.
I thought the quickest way to become a supervillan was to send out SPAM.
Someone hates these cans.
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Reinard
Why would learning german be a prerequisite (or even something helpful) for becoming a supervillain?
quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur.
Flash! Could there be greater proof of their villainy?
Seriously, though, while I'm skeptical of many of the actions taken in pursuit of national security, and critical of quite a few of them, bragging about "ridiculing the notions of "the enemy" or the "bad guy"" comes across to me as evidence of utter stupidity on the part of the Villainizer guys.
Obviously, there's tremendous subjectivity about right and wrong, but smirking about your contempt anyone who talks about "bad guys" is idiocy that's all the stupider for its pretensions of cleverness.
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
The following is from http://www.supervillainizer.ch/index.php?theory=1
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About the Project
Since and even well before the 11th of September laws have been passed in the United States and in Europe, that permit certain nations to keep all e-mail traffic under close surveillance. This has also happened in Switzerland. For more than a year now, Swiss providers have been required by law to retain telecommunications data for six months and if required by a judge to arrange the real-time interception of the email communication of their customers. It is the consequence of these advanced surveillance practices that the question is no longer: Who? Where? What? But: What not? Fears are being fueled and "enemy" profiles established.
SuPerVillainizer is an interactive web project aimed against the establishment of these enemy profiles that these data retention surveillance scenarios are based on. Through the generating of artificial villains, SuPerVillainizer ist questioning the prevalent notion of "friend" and "enemy: SuPerVillainizer is about creating profiles of villains, rogues, bad guys, and scapegoats, equipping them with real email accounts at a Swiss provider, uniting them into conspiracies, and then watching as the villains start to automatically communicate with each other using SuPerVillainizer-generated conspiracy content, infiltrating the carefully planned surveillance system with more and more disinfoming mails every day. This conspiracy mail content can be influenced, the conspiracy language chosen.
Because real email accounts at a real Swiss provider are being generated, and real mails are being sent using several SMTP-servers, the game is taking place in reality . This opens up the possiblility of real consequences should the authorities fall for the fictional content or the real conspiratorial connections between the accounts. Moreover, this conspiratorial email traffic is not to be limited to Switzerland only: concerned email-users can "donate" the email accounts they do not want to use (anymore). The accounts are integrated into the conspiracies and should be set to "AutoReply" if possible, so that an automated dialogue between the conspiring villains and the donated account evolves.
It is the goal of the project to render the aforementioned enemy profiles obsolete. The world does not consist only of good and evil like we some people would like us to believe (example: "War on Terrorism"). SuPerVillainizer calls concerned people to act against this inadequate personalization (friend/enemy) and against the predominant black-and-white-thinking: many "enemy"-profiles coexist in the SuPerVillainizer environment: everyone can potentially become a villain: Bush conspires with Osama Binladen a member of the Swiss federal council plots to contaminate water supplies together with Saddam Hussein. Everyone can declare themselves "SuPerVillains" and join a conspiracy. Here, the surveillance-system is being rendered absurd because it actually assumes that everybody is a potential criminal.
SuPerVillainizer is a webtool like its predecessor TraceNoizer - Disinformation on Demand (http://www.tracenoizer.org. TraceNoizer permits the clouding of one's own identity on the net and therefore provides the individual with an individual strategy against electronic surveillance. SuPerVillainizer on the other hand is a tool for collective use à a collective strategy in dealing with electronic surveillance: all information is freely accessible (no passwords), all villain profiles ever entered are re-useable and a database of keywords and sentences (so-called "Trigger Words") are compiled collectively which are then integrated into the emails sent by SuPerVillainizer to divert and confuse Echelon & Co.
Design
SuPerVillainizer is designed to resemble an email client such as Microsoft Outlook, Eudora, Netscape, which most computer users have installed on their machine to send and receive emails.
Emailing is an every-day task for most Europeans, used
...everything I learned about being a supervillain I learned from this book.
Either you are trolling, or you don't realize the irony of this topic.
If you don't want someone snooping your mail or online activities, then use encryption.
That's exactly what "terrorists" will do (or already do) anyway. If they want to communicate in private, using "advanced technologies", such as email, they will find a way to do it.
What Villanizer fights against is a much more broader topic than security, or the lack of it. It's to show how useless these techniques are, specially since they're being used for political reasons (and 75% of the people agree with me on that).
It's placebo, nothing more than that.
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> Flash! Could there be greater proof of their villainy?
Oh yeah: "Client-side Java"
*shudder*
Hey, it's no surprise you and I are on the same wavelength -- we seem to have registered for our accounts here on the same day! ;-)
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
> we seem to have registered for our accounts here on the same day! ;-)
:)
Coolio. I remember being annoyed at all the anonymous coward "first post" nonsense, and decided to go ahead and register to get rid of them once Slashdot implemented the scoring system. Until then, I didn't see a need to bother. Now, of course, I realize I could've had a 3 digit user ID if I'd done it at the get-go. *shrug* Oh well, no biggie. Reading at +3 helps cut down on that a _lot_.
These law enforcement efforts you speak of trample on my rights. It's better to let ALL the bad guys get away.
So I guess the only "evil doers" out there are German or Russian? Oh but I guess in about ten years we'll see Arabic ones too? By the way, I'm German (remember that country that was against starting that war that ended up being groundless.. yeah)
Carpe meam simiam!
I wish I could link to another /. post of mine, but I can't find it. I ranted a while back about wanting to start "Project White Noise" after yet another article about how Bush-n-Ashcroft were wiping thier asses with the US's constitution.
It's inspired by the old USENET "spook fodder" method. Fill the 'net with suspicious-looking traffic for the sake of decreasing the S/N ratio of various 3-letter agencies' snooping efforts.
The first and obvious protocol would be email. My goal would be to have email accounts in every country both sending & receiving messages to & from every other country (anyone want to calculate the permutation on that?).
Message payloads would include: legit messages, automated gibberish messages (fortune, spam generator, eliza bot, etc.), and purely random data. Each of these types could be sent: plaintext, public-key encrypted, symetricly encrypted, and encrypted with a one-time-pad (generated on the fly then tossed when sent, rendering the data non-recoverable).
Ideally, each white noise client would get a list of participating email addresses from a source (P2P network, perhaps) and send the messages at random intervals in the background whenever connected to the 'net.
I haven't solved the problem yet of routing truly legit mail through all of this. I guess the ultimate goal of this would be a distributed, peer-to-peer version of the Mixmaster network on steroids.
Then there's all sorts of fun you can have with other protocols and subliminal channels. There's a Phrack article on sending covert data in the payload of ICMP ping packets. I've often thought of using plain old HTTP. You send a line of ASCII-encoded (possible even encrypted) data file to a remote server in a GET line. The remote user massages the lines of data from the log files to reconstruct the data sent (works through corporate firewalls that allow web surfing!).
I'm all for catching bad guys, but I draw the line at wholesale monitoring of citizens. As I stated in a post long ago, I would rather risk dying in another random act of violence (of the 9/11 caliber) than be forced to live in a police state. I'm sure those who lost loved ones in the attacks wouldn't likely share my view, but what makes our country truly great is the freedom its citizens have, and eroding those freedoms cheapens the value of those lives lost on 9/11.
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Hey wait a minute. I thought that was the "underware stealing" outline.
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Why? It's billiant satire. It's also a great (albeit small) way to stick it to the fascists running the world's governments.
http://yetanotherpoliticalrant.blogspot.com
Sure. I seriously doubt that the people at the NSA have found a polynomial time algorithm for factoring, and assuming that they haven't found a SMALL polynomial time algorithm for factoring, there is no way that they'll be able to decrypt all of the encrypted e-mail being sent around. Learn a little bit about cryptography. Rooms full of supercomputers really don't mean a whole lot without the right algorithms.
http://yetanotherpoliticalrant.blogspot.com
I guess that evil-doers include Korean speakers, and for quite some time, arabs are REALLY evil for tracing system. Or maybe even spanish, for their druglords in Colombia and other spanish speaking countries. ;-)
But we can't deny that russian speaking villain had their charm on the 70's.
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inconvience? First of all, that is a violation of MY rights, and EVERYONE elses rights. Violating my rights is NOT a subjet of inconvience.
..and bandwith!
Want to protest snooping? Install PGP (or open src equivalent) and encrypt every email you send.
Write a simple installer so that my mum can install it easily as well and I'll tell her to use it too.
There. It is now "somewhat difficult" for the authorities to randomly snoop on every email. Of course, with the appropriate search warrants they can make you give up the keys, but that is another issue.
There really is no Step 5 there. Caldera/SCO's plan is to Profit directly from #5, I'm sure.
"Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
The right to privacy IS a right I actually have, it has been affirmed repeatedly by the supreme court, a body my founding fathers put in place to defend those rights. If you'd rather trade freedom for security, have at it. But don't be so pompous as to think that your decision is the right one for everyone.
Just like phone taps, a warrant should be required for law enforcement to intentionally intercept communication between two parties OVER ANY MEDIUM. Email, private chat room, phone, cell phone, VOIP, radio, etc. Actually this is just a best realistic viewpoint, in truth they should actually have to notify me this is occuring before they can implement it AND notify every party involved in any communication they intend to record.
For the record, I'VE fought to secure those FREEDOMS we hold so dear, have you?
The right to privacy IS a right I actually have, it has been affirmed repeatedly by the supreme court, a body my founding fathers put in place to defend those rights.
Nope. You misunderstand our legal tradition. Grossly.
If you'd rather trade freedom for security, have at it.
I do. Very much so. Because without security, freedom is meaningless. You can't exercise your liberties if you're dead. The question is not, therefore, whether we should strike a balance between liberty and security. Obviously we must. The question is where that balance should be struck.
People like yourself who speak in terms of absolutes, who insist that liberty must never be abridged in the name of security, just aren't thinking. They're also blissfully unaware of how the real world actually works.
Just like phone taps, a warrant should be required for law enforcement to intentionally intercept communication between two parties OVER ANY MEDIUM.
Nope. If you have a conversation in a restaurant, and a cop overhears you talking about knocking over a bank, he's going to act on that. That's because a conversation in a public place carries with it no reasonable expectation of privacy.
Email is the same way. There's no reasonable expectation of privacy in packet-switched computer communications. This is blatantly obvious to anybody who has the slightest knowledge of how these systems work.
No reasonable expectation of privacy means no legal recognition of privilege.
Actually this is just a best realistic viewpoint, in truth they should actually have to notify me this is occuring before they can implement it AND notify every party involved in any communication they intend to record.
You're unclear on this whole idea of "surveillance," huh?
For the record, I'VE fought to secure those FREEDOMS we hold so dear, have you?
I served with the 224th aviation battalion from April of 1970 to February of '72. I was stationed in Long Thanh North. So I guess that's a yes.
"You're unclear on this whole idea of "surveillance," huh?"
Nope understand it perfectly well, I just believe it violates my right to privacy and therefore shouldn't be.
"Nope. If you have a conversation in a restaurant, and a cop overhears you talking about knocking over a bank, he's going to act on that. That's because a conversation in a public place carries with it no reasonable expectation of privacy.
Email is the same way. There's no reasonable expectation of privacy in packet-switched computer communications"
And this is less true of telecommunications how? Phone networks are circuit switched, but more and more they are packet switched, either way than can be more easily sniffed than e-mail. I can just slap a transmitter on your phone line and listen to it, your email I have to first intercept, and then decode (even if the encoding about as public as it gets, ie clear text is NOT clear english).
It's kind of hard to pick sides in tribal warfare with each side doing unto each other over the years. A brutal dictator on the other hand...
So much for not standing by and letting innocent people get slaughtered...
BTW in the 80's, when Rumsfeld was selling Iraq chemical and biological weapons for use against Iran, Saddam was a trusted ALLY. Isn't it funny how circumstances change, especially since he was just as brutal a dictator then as he was a few months ago...
I suspect that if you check a reputable source, Saddam Hussein would not rate as the worst dictator on the planet in recent history. Can't imagine why it was deemed so necessary to get rid of him. Surely it has nothing to do with oil...
So that's your argument? "We didn't liberate France right away."
Liberating France was a good thing. I just have to wonder why the US had to be dragged kicking and screaming into WWII in the first place. For more than two years people fought and died in that war and the US did not see any need for "regime change" in Nazi Germany...
Today however, based on lies and distortions, it seems perfectly admissible to fight a war and occupy a foreign nation simply because they have something GWB wants...
*** Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
"How many ways are there to say, "You are wrong. Go home and think some more before posting again?""
How many ways are there to say, "Your wrong and have yet to indicate anything that even hints I am other than your babble."
I can list supreme court cases in which they've affirmed the right of privacy. I can show you in the constitution where it delegates the supreme court the authority and in fact the RESPONSIBLITY to determine the constitutionality of laws passed by the legislative branch. In fact that is what the supreme court was created for... they aren't supposed to hear cases that are not of great import in terms of liberties or directly associated with interpretation of the constitution.
Again I will state, if you prefer security to freedom this is your choice. I personally believe that security should end where impediment to freedom begins. This doesn't include me not having to wait in an airport but it DOES include reading my private communications to form those lists.
No. I am no more an anarchist than Thomas Jefferson. I just happen to believe in civil rights.
http://yetanotherpoliticalrant.blogspot.com
Not that it really has anything to do with my e-mail, but if you really do have a factoring polynomial time algorithm, you really ought to publish. That would be a great step toward a Turing award.
http://yetanotherpoliticalrant.blogspot.com
A very brave, Anonymous Coward. Call me a fool.
But seriously...
---from www.m-w.com---
Main Entry: fasÂcism
Pronunciation...
1 often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition
2 : a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control
Note that I did not capitalize the word. I am using it as in definition 2. There was no fair election of the current regime (Bush et. al.). Censorship is being practiced (both in terms of obscenity laws and also by the FCC, as well as by the DMCA). Bush personally decide to go to war without being beholden to anyone. As is the topic of this post, the government is routinely spying on even law abiding citizens. Innocent people are being held indefinitely without due process (under the PATRIOT (II) act).
Now I'm not saying that there aren't good things about this country, but civil rights have certainly gone into the shitter since 9/11, and this means that the terrorists have won.
http://yetanotherpoliticalrant.blogspot.com
this is obviousely a trap by the NSA or GCHQ or perhaps even.....the INGUISITION!!!
be afraid be very afraid!!!
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