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Pentagon Wants IPv6 by 2008

anzha writes "The constant question for 'when' for IPv6 keeps wandering across good ole /. It seems that the Pentagon has decided to put a foot down and put a deadline on their dark and dangerous portion of the net."

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  1. 2008!!!! by kelceylehrich · · Score: 5, Funny

    Won't we need IPv7 by then?

  2. yeah but.... by quiklilo71 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't the government want us to be totally metric by now also?

    1. Re:yeah but.... by sjwt · · Score: 2, Funny

      on the bright side,
      you dont get
      26mm to 1cm
      68cm to 1m
      153m to 1km
      154grms to 1kg
      2346kgs to 1ton
      and what ever handfull of
      change your given, though that
      isnt a problem anymore with the
      euro..

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    2. Re:yeah but.... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Hey Jim, how tall are you?"
      "Gee I dunno Bob, how long are the King's feet?"

      Sure, and they'd measure Jim by having the king walk on him, which is pretty symbolic.

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    3. Re:yeah but.... by Delphix · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you're saying you car gets 49.5 feet on 63 gallons of gas?

      I'm calling the EPA...

    4. Re:yeah but.... by djmurdoch · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hand calculate Newtonian psychics equations involving mass and acceleration.

      Newtonian psychics don't need equations to work out accelerations, they just *know* the answer.

  3. Ummm.... by Michael's+a+Jerk! · · Score: 5, Funny

    You do realize that IPv6 offers something like an IP address for every square centremetre of ground on the planet, right?

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    1. Re:Ummm.... by stephenMF · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well what happens when every cm^2 of the earth is covered with a computer that size and then people start stacking them on top of eachother like pennies?

    2. Re:Ummm.... by Imperator · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, and you think by 2007 the Pentagon will be content with controlling every square centimeter of this planet?

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    3. Re:Ummm.... by Not+One+Of+Us · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's when we're all dead and the machines have taking over, so there's no reason for us to worry about it.

    4. Re:Ummm.... by Doug+Neal · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well what happens when every cm^2 of the earth is covered with a computer that size and then people start stacking them on top of eachother like pennies?

      NAT of course. Duh.

  4. George W Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe the white house could push this through.

    BTW does Bush even know what IPv6?

    I called up one of my customers ISP's for support and asked if they support IPv4 and they said no.

  5. Re:Hardware vendors have to come in line first. by baywulf · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm glad that somebody has the backbone to go forward with IPv6!

  6. Re:Hardware vendors have to come in line first. by Jodaxia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its not that they are so BIG that you can't ignore them, its that they are compensating for their lack of size with big guns

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  7. Good to Hear-Antisocial engineering. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "I don't know as much about the Pentagon's communications. It'd be interesting to find out about them."

    North Korea agrees with you.

  8. Yeah, but... by Faust7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You do realize that IPv6 offers something like an IP address for every square centremetre of ground on the planet, right?

    If we're using those tiny-ass quantum computers, we're going to need all that and more.

  9. Re:Advantages of IPV6 by FunkyELF · · Score: 5, Funny

    Crucially, in the header for the new protocol version there are 128 bits for senders and recipients. That equates to several quadrillion IP addresses for every individual alive.

    Damn, thats it...I was hoping for at least a quintillion :(

    oh well, w/ that many available ip addresses, i'll hopefully be able to get a static IP thru my service provider...(if several quadrillion time the worlds population is enough to allow for that)

  10. Cooool. by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    every soldier, truck, helicopter, etc. was connected in a very integrated and dynamic network

    Just need to add the black-armored bodysuits, exotic eyepieces, conspicuous tubes, deathly white complexion, and Windows networking.

  11. Re:Actually, smart move by the DoD by Eythian · · Score: 5, Funny
    In military theory, and well in any competitive environment, the goal is to gather information, assess the situation, decide on a course of action, and execute that decision.

    I found this was generally made easier by pressing [ESC], selecting 'Options', 'Video', and turning 'Fog of War' to be off.

  12. New version by Eythian · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article:

    John Stenbit, assistant secretary of defense for networks and information integration, said the new version of the Internet will offer better network security and improved quality of transmission.

    I think I only have the old version of the Internet installed. Does the new version have better warez and porn support also? Where can I download it from?

    (Yeah yeah, I know. I run IPv6 too:)

  13. IPv6 by 2008 or ... by teklob · · Score: 5, Funny

    IPv6 by 2008 or else. What are they going to do? Cancel the internet?

    1. Re:IPv6 by 2008 or ... by Phroggy · · Score: 5, Funny

      IPv6 by 2008 or else. What are they going to do? Cancel the internet?

      Liberate it.

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  14. Damnit! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    I was promised flying cars, why aren't they working on the flying cars?

    IPv6 sounds great but I see that we will need more TLDs and a domain name will be absolutely necessary.

    Frickin' Rainman will be the only one able to remember xxxx.xxxx.xxxx.xxxx.xxxx.xxxx.

    At least the giant corporations that are our new overlords will have to spend some serious $$$ to cover all the new 'name.new tld'. Perhaps after all this is done, they can work on flying cars. 'cause we are like 50+ years behind the times here, people.

    But all that has to take a back seat to hard to remember IPv6.

    Here's a plan, why don't we just take the internet away from all the AOLers, the Flash greeting card senders, the 'Great Story! Read this LOLRFLOLRLOL!!!!'ers, Zone Bejewled players and the cheaters at Counter Strike and we'll have enough IPs for all of the elitist bastards that are going to make my toaster talk to me.

    Tell you what. I will trade all my IPs (192.168.x.x) for a friggin' flying car.

    Let's make it happen. I'll even have a bumper sticker, "IPv6, but my doctor says I'll be fine!" with a smiley!

    Gimmme my flying car.

  15. Re:Advantages of IPV6 by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny
    Damn.

    And I've just hijacked my own /16!

    --
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    Never been known to fail..."
  16. What is IPv6? by Xeth · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I've heard is that Duke Nukem: Forever is supposed to have built in support for it...

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  17. shortsighted fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come one, this is stupid. Trust the army to screw up and fight the last battle. 128 bits was what we needed in the 1990's, now we need, at minimum, 1024 bits.

    Proof:

    numOfPeople = 7000000000

    def uniqueIP(n):
    return 2**n

    def ipPerPerson(numOfIP, people):
    return numOfIP / people

    >>> ipPerPerson(uniqueIP(1024), numOfPeople)

    256813304980330843961329312969860676231139568420 32 95103906144016539038225792870901895835390320107657 44457305542673419082369699669734880889275496329484 96303482538270489266497896614602800178013445636154 70744071510983402152604892326878198758722011817673 7621501526369471177135320848354245186405050904232

    By my calculations, that is the minimum number needed per person. With all the nano-devices we will have by 2008, that number will go quickly, trust me.

    Even if there are production delays and the nano-devices are not here by 2008, they will still be coming soon, so we may as well be prepared.

    Also, for those who are going to complain, having 1024 bit IP addresses will not be much overhead.

  18. Re:Advantages of IPV6 by Tokerat · · Score: 3, Funny

    We can't possibly use that many addresses (though I'm sure somebody said this for ipv4 also...). Unless I'm being entirely ignorant, aren't we just going to end up sending a bunch of redundant zeroes around the net? I suppose we could use the first nybble for other purposes (evil bits!). But I can't help but wonder if they're all entirely necessary.
    This of it this way: We won't need another protocol change when we colonize Mars. :-)
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  19. Re:I believe it works out to... by more+fool+you · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet MIT get 100,000 square kilometre's worth then

  20. Re:Nanotech, interplanetary wont exhaust 128-bit I by Gray · · Score: 3, Funny

    "sure, you might get nanodevices smaller than that, but would they be independent enough and sensing/generating enough information to communicate via IP?"

    That's such a quintessentially Slashdot quote, it makes me smile.

  21. Re:Advantages of IPV6 by vadim_t · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to my calculations, 64 bits of memory would cost around 0.00000119 euro.

    Now, 2^64 bits would be considerably more expensive.