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More Incompatible DVDs and CDs Coming Your Way

wwwssabbsdotcom writes " More DRM is coming to DVD and CD shelves in the future. Looks like more incompatible discs for players around the world. Rip-proof and self-destructing seems to be the latest DRM craze."

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  1. DRM for the U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Edible DVDs

    1. Re:DRM for the U.S. by ShortSpecialBus · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am suing you for copyright infringement, as that could be confused with Edible BVDs, which already make millions each year

      or something...

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    2. Re:DRM for the U.S. by mal3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You laugh, but a friend of mine works at Best Buy. He had a guy come in and ask him for "one 'o dem BVD players"

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  2. DRM for good? by nacs · · Score: 5, Funny
    Last year, record label Sony Music came under fire when new European CD releases by artists Celine Dion and Shakira wouldn't play....
    Is this really a bad thing? I mean Shakira may be semi-decent but Celine Dion not playing? Who's going to miss that? Chrysler?
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    1. Re:DRM for good? by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Last year, record label Sony Music came under fire when new European CD releases by artists Celine Dion and Shakira wouldn't play...."

      Millions of boyfriends everywhere simultaneously sigh with relief.

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    2. Re:DRM for good? by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny
      rest of the quote: ... wouldn't play on a PC or Apple's Macintosh computer.

      Sony probably came under fire because Celine would still play on regular CD players, thus pissing off car owners.

    3. Re:DRM for good? by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      Millions of boyfriends everywhere simultaneously sigh with relief.

      Two of them are even slashdot readers!

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    4. Re:DRM for good? by vidnet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two of them are even slashdot readers! Only problem is they're dating each other!

  3. Hmm. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    So if I buy the "Mission Impossible" DVD, I better heed the warning that says "This message will self destruct in 5 seconds" ?

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  4. You'll Just Have To Trust Us... by vudujava · · Score: 5, Funny
    The next generation of DRM:
    "You'll just have to trust us. Even though you can't play the movie, it was really, really, really good." - MPAA

  5. Re:Does it matter? by notque · · Score: 3, Funny

    And I'd rather pirate, to each their own.

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  6. From the article... by rnturn · · Score: 3, Funny
    ``Celine won't sing''

    Heck... I might pay for that!

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  7. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Heh heh....you said "more cock"...heh heh

  8. Re:Yeah. by zedmelon · · Score: 2, Funny
    HAHAHAHAHAH! DIVX! Sorry this is a bit offtopic, but...

    When I first talked about getting a DVD player, my dumbass step-dad (who LOVES to show off all the "wicked cash" he makes as an accountant) told me that DIVX would be the latest and greatest.

    I hadn't heard about DIVX at that point, but he assured me that it would become the unquestioned standard, just as soon as there were enough people aware of its wonderful benefits.

    I just chalk it up to the long list of reasons I'm convinced my Mom "traded down," along with the plastic fence, the way he totally assed my rewire of their phone system, and the vinyl siding on his modular home.

    DIVX RULES!!!!

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  9. Re:Office 2003 by ItWasThem · · Score: 5, Funny

    And just wait for the first time some idiot CFO accidentally locks himself out of his own files...

    Heck, the CFO could just circumvent the copy protection on those files. What's a DMCA violation on the criminal record of a CFO these days anyways? It wouldn't even show up until the 8th or 9th page.

  10. Re:Yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But when SCO source code is only available on special icompatible DVDs, how am I supposed to do Linux development without playing into SCO's hands??

  11. Messy consumerism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "The only way to stop piracy is a zero-use DVD...once you buy it, it blows up in your car on the way home."

    Customer:Uh honey is The peach Pits a good...BOOM!

    Clerk:Cleanup in aisle 12.

  12. Support your local "pirate" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    This is why you need to support your friendly neighborhood "pirate" disk merchant. Imagine if you don't support him? He could go out of business and then you'd have no choice but to buy incompatible disks and upgrade your player whenever they thought it was time to plump up their bottom line.

    Even if you don't buy every disk from the local "pirate," you should try to buy a few now and then.

    Remember "piracy" is the only guarantee you have of:

    1. Always being able to get a copy of a disk you want. Say the powers that be decide to suppress some disk for some reason? Copyright allows them to censor something no matter whether it is important poltical speech or not.

    2. Being able to get unedited copies of disks. This is similar to the above. Just because Hollywood decided Eyes Wide Shut was to risque without censorship for Americans doesn't mean you have to live with that.

    3. Being able to get copies of disks that won't self destruct and will work in the broadest variety players.

    The only ethical thing to do is to support organized crime in their effort to provide you with disks that you actually own and don't still belong to the companies you've purchased them from after you purchased them.

  13. Re:Decay of entire entertainment industry, society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's about time people stop wasting time watching TV, it really cuts into the amount of time you can waste each day reading slashdot.

  14. Re:Decay of entire entertainment industry, society by Alric · · Score: 2, Funny

    Worthwhile hobbies? Adventures?

    You mean, like, posting on /.?

  15. Re:It ain't the medium, it's the *content* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "most of the Heavy Metal and Death Metal bands started producing lousy music"

    Do you mean there was a time they produced non-lousy music?

  16. Re:Yeah. by mbbac · · Score: 3, Funny
    Presumably the authors of the works are getting paid somehow, otherwise they wouldn't want to sign with a company.
    You need to do a bit of fact checking.
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  17. I tried.. by Genjurosan · · Score: 3, Funny

    I tried to read the article, but it melted away before I could read it. It only allowed 5 minutes to read it. I suppose I shouldn't have gone to get a drink.

  18. Re:Yeah. by crazyphilman · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not like we don't have alternatives. If you like music, listen to the radio. In the car, you have the stereo, and Z-100 (in New York, anyway). At work, and at home, you have WinAmp, or XMMS for the Linux crowd. You don't have to own ANY music. Just listen to whatever's on.

    'Course... This may save you from Baby Boomer Disease (that's the sickness some of the older guys in my office have, where they fanatically assert that no good music has been produced since the early eighties). The poor bastards have been holed up, Unabomber style, with their LP collection for twenty years now. Pity the poor Baby Boomer; he swore he wouldn't turn into his father in the sixties, and in '03, he's turned into his GRANDFATHER ("You kids today!!! When I was a kid, we had REAL music...").

    If I hear ONE MORE OLD FART telling me that the Beatles are "real music" and Techno is "bubblegum" I'm going to start throwing Molitov Cocktails.

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  19. Re:Yeah. by JonTurner · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...most of them will spend their lives working as strippers or grocery store clerks or, even worse, journalists. They will die alone, unloved and unknown in a run-down apartment with 47 cats, to the end clinging to the pathetic hope that they can write the Great American Novel if only someone will pay attention to them."

    I must admit that it sounds tempting. What are the disadvantages?

  20. Re:They keep on trying by uradu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn, you got me stuck in an endless loop with that recursive footnote there, until my cube neighbor rebooted me. Careful with those asterisks, cowboy.

  21. Been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ticket-Taker: Uh, sorry, fellas, but these tickets are counterfeit.

    Wally: What?

    Homer: Counterfeit?!

    Ticket-Taker: Yeah, see, the hologram's missing ... and there's no such team as the "Spungoes" ... and finally, they seem to be printed on some sort of cracker. [takes a bite of one]

    Homer: [grabs tickets back] Stop eating our tickets!

  22. Teach a man... by sharlskdy · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Teach a man to buy a CD, and he's a customer.
    Allow a man to rip a CD, and he's a thief forever."

    - Ancient RIAA proverb.

  23. Celine won't sing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Celine won't sing"

    Let's face it, she can't sing.

  24. Why not this?? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just make CD's and DVD's that explode if they spin any faster than the normal playback RPM that's used in a set top DVD or CD player?

    Use shitty plastic that can't take the stress of spinning at 52x....

    Someone sticks one in a PC and BOOM!!! Plastic shards come flying out of your drive..
    Disc and drive kaput.

    That would pee in the lemonaid of most pirates.

  25. Re:The real issue is the lost value by haxor.dk · · Score: 2, Funny

    'm more musically inclined than Britney Spears and company. I say fuck the "artists"...

    Oooh yes, please =)

  26. Re:Yeah. by Artifex · · Score: 2, Funny
    "...most of them will spend their lives working as strippers or grocery store clerks or, even worse, journalists. They will die alone, unloved and unknown in a run-down apartment with 47 cats, to the end clinging to the pathetic hope that they can write the Great American Novel if only someone will pay attention to them."

    I must admit that it sounds tempting. What are the disadvantages?


    Changing the litter boxes, for one... but if you move to a neighborhood with lots of kids with sandboxes, for some reason it's not as big of a deal, if they're outdoor cats.
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  27. Re:Yeah. by Lt+Razak · · Score: 4, Funny
    Well technically, when he sold the originals on the 2nd market, he lost the fair-use rights to those mp3's. He needs to delete them.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm just like him, except for the buying the original cd part :)

  28. Re:Yeah. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 5, Funny
    It was called DIVX. It was miserable failure.
    No, it's not a miserable failure. I've got upwards of 50 DIVX movies on a hard disk in one of my computers.
  29. Rip proof = Play Proof by Felinoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I can't rip it I can't play it.
    If I can't play it I can't view it.

    If I need a new DVD player.....

    I have a screw driver, a sodering iron, and etchant. What I don't have is unlimited supplys of cash to buy a new player every time some jerk get's a fuzzy up his butt.

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  30. Re:The real issue is the lost value by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Funny

    >not the 2 hours of celebrity mutual masturbation

    Err, what DVD are you referring to? I'd like to know for, umm, academic purposes.

  31. Re:"rip-proof" Steely Dan? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Funny
    And from the article: "songs and movies will expire after a single play"

    So all we have to do is make that single play a ripping session :-)