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Hottest, Densest Matter Ever Observed

Posted by michael on from the bang-up-job dept.

meitsjustme writes "Experiments at the Brookhaven National Laboratory have created the hottest, densest matter ever observed, recreating conditions a fraction of a second after the birth of the universe, scientists announced today."

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  1. I doubt it by Old+Uncle+Bill · · Score: 3, Funny

    Until now the densest matter has been between my boss' ears.

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  2. Hottest densest matter?? by stanmann · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me guess, it is a cross between Natalie portman and the SCO board of directors.

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  3. Surely... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 4, Funny

    The densest matter ever observed has to be G.W. Bush's brain :-)

    1. Re:Surely... by Darby · · Score: 2, Funny

      The densest matter ever observed has to be G.W. Bush's brain :-)

      This is purely hypothetical, of course.
      It hasn't ever actually been observed.

    2. Re:Surely... by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nature abhors a vacuum.
      I don't like him very much either.

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  4. They apparently haven't seen... by bucklesl · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...my pancakes.

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  5. Previous Most Dense Mass: by Hungus · · Score: 2, Funny

    The previous records for most dense mass are:1, 2 and 3 the rest of the list can be found here: with details here

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  6. How Much, How Hot? by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The linked article is kind of high-level and sketchy on details. Some questions come to mind:

    • How many eV?
    • How much volume did it occupy?
    • How long did it live?
    • How did it decay?
    • What kind of cold matter did it condense into?

    Maybe someone knows a URL for the 3 preprint PDFs going to Phys Rev Lett?

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    1. Re:How Much, How Hot? by WTFmonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      No bash on the parent, those are good questions.

      MY question is how does a post that ONLY asks questions get modded "informative?"

    2. Re:How Much, How Hot? by gi-tux · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My questions are even simpler (in one sense). How does one duplicate THE creation of THE universe (emphasis added)? THE implies one and only one (as does universe), but apparently there are now two. Did they recreate THE creation, thus THE universe has been created twice (not possible)? Or did they create a new universe so that there is not a "THE universe"? Given these options, what are they naming their creation and how do we go visit? Also what are we calling THE universe as it can't be a universe anymore because it isn't universal and it isn't singular thus no THE?

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    3. Re:How Much, How Hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      it just means we entered the 7th itteration of the matrix thats all.

    4. Re:How Much, How Hot? by Ioldanach · · Score: 4, Insightful
      How does one duplicate THE creation of THE universe (emphasis added)?

      One doesn't. If one were able to, it would almost certainly destroy what's here right now. What one does is duplicate "conditions a fraction of a second after the birth of the universe."

      Which is an entirely different situation. It is merely duplicating in a small bit of matter the state of all matter that existed at the time, a soup of all the stuff that makes particles.

      I'd say you were being too literal, except nowhere before your statement did I see any mention of someone duplicating the creation of the universe. Thus, I'd have to say you're reading a little much into the initial statement.

    5. Re:How Much, How Hot? by bholzm1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      PHOBOS paper
      STAR paper
      PHENIX paper

    6. Re:How Much, How Hot? by Peter+T+Ermit · · Score: 4, Informative
      Been a long time since I looked at the specs, but:

      * I think it's 200 GeV/nucleon.
      * I believe that the volume is the same order of magnitude of the nucleus itself -- probably a few times larger than a nucleus.
      * I don't know. A very short time, no doubt.
      * It decayed by condensing into ordinary hadrons, just as steam condenses into liquid water. Lots of energy was shed by the creation of extra matter.
      * Between condensation and mass-energy conversion, you get ordinary matter -- baryons, mesons, leptons, and the force carriers. (And, presumbably, other beyond-SM particles that we don't know about yet.)

  7. a REPEAT by JDizzy · · Score: 2, Informative

    this same news was also on yesterdays slashdot. The editors needs to check their stories prior to publishing this type of repeate.

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    1. Re:a REPEAT by JDizzy · · Score: 2, Funny

      does my uid indicate that I'm new here?

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  8. Tomorrow. by Deflagro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, I wonder if they will make this discovery again tomorrow! Maybe they've discovered a time rift?!

    BLeh

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  9. I hear they're hiring too... by Merlin_80000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you have a friend or relative that would be interested in work for Black Mesa?

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  10. Fusion? by joelt49 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If it's so dense, why doesn't the matter just fuse together? I mean, the whole point of the "nuclear" part in thermonuclear reactions is to get the hydrogen atoms hot enough and dense enough to fuse.

  11. I am so sick and tired... by IdleMindUI · · Score: 3, Funny

    of Athlon overclocking stories on slashdot!

  12. Dangerous? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What if they accidently create an earth-eating black-hole or something? I remember hearing how sloppy they used to be with nuclear research when it was new.

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  13. Densest dupe plasma ever observed by gargleblast · · Score: 2, Funny
    So-called researchers at Slashdot.org recently created the densest dupe plasma ever observed. "We have been duplicating articles and injecting them into the website at ever-increasing speeds", CmdrTaco stated. Our user community is having incredible trouble keeping up with the load, he added.

    "We duplicate an article, boost the hype up to about the level of Iraqi WMD propaganda, and fire it at our readers". The community then injects a steady stream of complaints, boosting the tedium to mind-numbing levels.

    Not all Slashdotters were so enthusiastic. "It's old news", said one. "They managed five in one day last April. I think they're scraping the bottom quark of the barrel with this announcement."

  14. Hottest, densest material? by vasqzr · · Score: 2, Funny


    Drink a case of beer then eat a ton of taco bell.

    Have the scientests come to your bathroom the next morning.