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RIAA CEO Hilary Rosen to Become CNBC Commentator
alen writes "According to a story by the New York Post the CEO of the RIAA is stepping down. She is going to be an anchor on CNBC. Maybe this is going to signal a change in the way record companies think about file sharing?"
the article on nypost's website is not compatible with moz. anyone (preferably an i.e. luser) got the text?
Here is an alternate link.
Please mod this message down if you are a homosexual faggot.
that is all.
Prayer of Release for descendants of those involved in Masonry
....(throat, vocal cords, nasal passages,
I you or someone you love is a descendant of a Mason, I recommend that
you pray through the following prayer from your heart. It is best to
pray this aloud with a Christian witness.
father God, creator of heaven, I come to You in the name of Jesus Christ
Your son. I come as a sinner seeking forgiveness and cleansing from all
sins committed against You, and others made in Your image. I honor my
earthly father and mother and all of my ancestors, but I utterly turn
away from and renounce all their sins. I forgive my ancestors for the
effects of their sins on me and my children. I renounce all of my own
sins which have Masonry at their roots. I renounce and rebuke Satan and
all his works, and every spirited power or force of his affecting me or
my family.
I renounce all involvement in Free masonry or any other lodge or craft
by my ancestors. I renounce witchcraft, the principal sprit behind
Freemasonry, and I renounce Baphornet, the Sprit of Antichrist and the
curse of the Luciferian doctrine. I renounce the idolatry, blasphemy,
secrecy and deception of Masonry at every level. I specially renounce
the insecurity the idolatry, blasphemy, secrecy and deception of Masonry
at every level. I specifically renounce the insecurity, the love of
position and power, the love of money, advance or greed and the pride
which would have led my ancestors into Masonry. I renounce all the
fears which held hem into Masonry, especially the fears the death, fears
of men, and fears of trusting, Jesusâ(TM) Name. I renounce every position
held in the lodge by any of my ancestors, including Tyler, Master,
Worshipful master or any other. I renounce the entrapping of others
into Masonry, and observing the helpless of others during the rituals.
I renounce the denial of Jesus Christ and His redeeming work
accomplished on the Cross of Calvary.
1st Degree
I renounce the oaths taken and the curses involved in the First or
Entered Apprentice degree, especially their effects on the throat and
tongue. I renounce the hoodwink, the blindfold, and its effects on
emotions and eyes, including all confusion, fear of the dark, fear of
the light, and fear of sudden noises. I renounce the secret work Boaz,
and all it means. I renounce the mixing and mingling of truth and
error. the blasphemy of this degree of Masonry. I renounce the noose
around the neck, the fear choking and also every spirit causing asthma,
hayfever, emphysema or anything other breathing difficulty. I renounce
the compass pointed against the breast, the fear of death by stabbing
pain, and the fear of heart attack from this degree. In Jesusâ(TM) name I
now pray for healing of
sinus, bronchial tubes etc.), for healing of the speech area and the
release of the Word of God to me and through me and my family.
2nd Degree
I renounce the oaths taken and the curses involved in the second or
fellow degree of Freemasonry, especially the curses on the heart and
chest. I renounce the secret words JACHIN and SHIBBOLETH and all that
these mean. I cut off emotional hardness, apathy, indifference,
unbelief, and deep anger from me and my family. In Jesus name I pray for
the healing of the chest and lung area and also for the healing of my
emotions, and ask to be made sensitive to the Holy Spirit of God.
3rd Degree
I renounce the oaths taken and the curses involved in the third of
Master Mason Degree, especially the secret words MAHA BONE, MEACHBINNA
and TUBAL CAIN, and all that it means. I renounce the spirit of the
death from the blows to the head enacted as ritual murder, the fear of
death, false martyrdom, fear of violent gang attack, assault, or rape,
and the helpless of this degree. I renounce the falling into the coffin
or stretcher involved in the ritua
that was fp. Good job. --AC (wasting modpoints)
I wanted to post a reply, but the SlashCode gave me this error:
Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
oh well..
Where would we be if Wheel had hid her round rock in a cave instead of showing everyone how it rolls?
I used my last mod point earlier today... anyone want to give this a troll for me?
mod me down as a troll if you wish...
BUT have you seen this Cow?!?!? she AINT photogenic
(not saying iam, but i know she aint!!!)
The More Knowledge you have the Luckier you Get- J.R. Ewing
"...."
[Snip cool ASCII art of Banana's in Pyjamas (arseholes) ]
Even though this part of the post is not meant to be relevant, since the point of the joke is that they aren't saying anything, here's a filter-pleaser. Maybe if I write out a little bit more JESUS how much more do you need I am cutting out punctuation but I really fucking want to post a few exclamation marks Oh for fucks sake How much more do I have to type before this fucking post is long enough I dont even think its funny anymore myself Thankyou slashdot you have ruined my own joke for me you bastards CHRIST almighty what is their definition of a junk character I think Ive just written 40000 junk characters to get my original characters in the post Does anyone use Slashcode for ascii art collections? That would be a fucking joke I am starting to cool down but my fingers are getting a little tired I wonder if a new stories been posted since I tried to get this post accepted SHITFUCK I bet I'll finally get this post through on IPVFucking10 Mmmm Maybe I should change a few of the junk characters and I'll be able to post. I just thought that it was rated on the amount of normal text that is in the post. If I was really smart, I'd RTFS, or maybe just post a lot of cut and paste...
Unacceptable Swear-words
Currently the following words are starred out whenever they appear on a DNA site. (There are very rare circumstances in which some of these words may be used if editorially justified; if the word appears in an extract of a quoted poem, for example).
Please note that all derivatives of the following words are also currently included on the banned word list:
* bxxxxxk - testicle
* cxxt - vagina
* fxxk - have sex
* jxxm - ejaculated semen (also spelt as jxsm or jxzm)
* txxt - another vagina, not twit
* wxxk - masturbate, not work
Words with Dual Meanings
There are a number of words which have both acceptable and unacceptable meanings.
* bxxxxxd - illegitimate person, bar steward (forbidden in the context of an insult, allowed as a term for an illegitimate person).
* pxxs - urinate (Banned in the context of urination and insult, but allowed as a slang term for being angry or drunk)
* pxxxk - a penis, a pricking feeling (not to be used as a substitute for penis, allowable in the context of pins and suchlike).
Minority Groups
Some words are banned not because they are 'profane' or swearing, but because they may offend members of any minority, religious or ethnic group. The list below is not definitive; any posting or article using a slang word that may be seen to be offensive to any group of people will be failed:
* cxxn - black person, possibly from raccoon. But you are allowed to use 'coon as a slang term for raccoons.
* nxxxxr - another black person, 'catch a nxxxxr by the toe'
* sxxxxxc - a term that used to be used to describe a person with cerebral palsy.
* yxd - short for 'yiddish'
Thats better
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