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Gentoo, Fink, and DarwinPorts Join Forces
Mr. Quick writes "From Metapkg, "In order to better provide freely-available software to users of Mac OS X and Darwin, we Fink, Gentoo, and DarwinPorts commit ourselves to work together." A unified front for free software on Mac OS X is something that was needed."
Who really cares what the homo's in the Gentoo camp are really doing.
This is a technique that I perfected about a half hour ago. I was whacking off to porn porn and I was about to ejaculate. I was tired of grabbing dirty underwear to wipe the mess up, so I grabbed a burned cd that was bad. I neatly jizzed into one spot of the cd.
From fooling around with canned air, I learned that if you turn the can upside down and spray, this liquid comes out. It is freezing cold. This is what you use to freeze the jizz.
Something plastic, like a cd or a cd case works well. Blast your load onto the cd case. Grab the little tube that comes with the can of air and put it into the nozzle. Turn the can upside down and gently press the nozzle. You don't want to press too hard or you are going to blow the manbutter all over the place. You want to get droplets of the compressed gas on it. Once it has frozen the top layer of the blob, pull harder on the nozzle and blast it with the stuff. In seconds you are going to have a frozen chunk of semen. It is much easier to dispose of, or you do other things with it.
I seriously have tried this.. Really works.
I am a homosexual. I bought an Apple computer because of its well earned reputation for being "the" gay computer. Since I have become an Apple owner, I have been exposed to a whole new world of gay friends. It is really a pleasure to meet and compute with other homos such as myself. I plan on using my new Apple computer as a way to entice and recruit young schoolboys into the homosexual lifestyle; it would be so helpful if you could produce more software which would appeal to young boys. Thanks in advance.
with much gayness,
Father Randy "Pudge" O'Day, S.J.
Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.
I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes together" indeed!).
Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed set comes with translucent cock rings!
Sincerely,
Harry Rodman
Vice-president
Homosexual Liaison Services
Apple Computer, Inc.
With the exception of Solaris, SCO, and UNIXWare, all other *nix derivatives are illegal copies of System V anyway.
Why was this needed?
What's the point of porting and packaging all this shit for a proprietary unix clone?
That's like saying that the free software community really must form a unified front to port software to Solaris.
If the OS is proprietary that pretty much negates the touchy-feelies you get from using free software applications.
Apple is NOT OSS or Free Software why do you people sweat it like it is? Are you trying to say Free Software desktops are unusable?
Ron L. Hubbard is behind all this.
And Travolta too!
If they succeed, they will be sued out of existence.