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The Return Of Earthbound For GBA
warmgun writes "One of the biggest cult video game series ever is getting a second chance at stardom for a new generation. The games are the console RPGs Mother 1 and Mother 2. Mother 2 was released in the US as Earthbound on the Super Nintendo, and stars Ness, more recently known for appearing in Super Smash Bros. More info on the games and their currently Japanese-only GameBoy Advance re-release can be found at Starmen.net. Help the site convince Nintendo to release this gem Stateside!"
Dude! You think everybody lives in your time zone? It is 17:40 here on the other side of the Earth.
This is a technique that I perfected about a half hour ago. I was whacking off to porn porn and I was about to ejaculate. I was tired of grabbing dirty underwear to wipe the mess up, so I grabbed a burned cd that was bad. I neatly jizzed into one spot of the cd.
From fooling around with canned air, I learned that if you turn the can upside down and spray, this liquid comes out. It is freezing cold. This is what you use to freeze the jizz.
Something plastic, like a cd or a cd case works well. Blast your load onto the cd case. Grab the little tube that comes with the can of air and put it into the nozzle. Turn the can upside down and gently press the nozzle. You don't want to press too hard or you are going to blow the manbutter all over the place. You want to get droplets of the compressed gas on it. Once it has frozen the top layer of the blob, pull harder on the nozzle and blast it with the stuff. In seconds you are going to have a frozen chunk of semen. It is much easier to dispose of, or you do other things with it.
I seriously have tried this.. Really works
Sadly enough, I don't think that the Earthbound series has enough fans loyal enough to purchase a new system just to play the game. Nintendo knows this, I'm sure. I, on the other hand, would buy the new system only to play a new Earthbound game. If only they'd remake Maniac Mansion...